
This week, we’re talking about fat people. Publisher executives, internet hackers, Gabe Newell, and Tim Schaffer. Also most of the posters in the forums. William Miller is absent for the first half of this show, but don’t worry, we had the BDPE Soundboard to help us out. Thanks to SuperDerp for hooking us up, and you can check out this thread for more info.
News: Ubisoft Rolling in Cash, Sony Cracks Down on Hackers, Bizarre Shuts Down, Double Fine Phones it in with Sesame Street, Sony Gaming Tablet Being Announced Soon, XBLA House Party Actually Pretty Cool, Steam Prints Money
Judgement: Death Spank 1 & 2 (360), You Don’t Know Jack (Multiple)
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LINK: BDPE-Episode67.mp3

Update 1: Some of you were having trouble with this episode playing 65 instead of 66. This was due to a bad enclosure tag, and has since been fixed. If you already got the wrong one in iTunes, however, your feed may not update. Just remember you can always find the link to the actual MP3s here on the site.
Update 2: The listener line has been restored, and can be reached at 845-BATTLE-9
Donald Trump said it best. “You’re Fired.” That’s what basically Activision told everybody that works for them this week who doesn’t work on a game with Duty in the name. Hopefully you’ll find another job before Walt Disney thaws out to give you marketing advice.
Also, he’s froze. Weird.
News: App Store tells David Rosen “Sorry rabbit, Trix are for kids”, Android and Onlive apparently don’t suck, and Gears on War on the Kinect?
Judgement: Assassins Creed 2 (360) and Crackdown 2 (360)
Our soundboard contest is still up so if you want to participate, just check it out in the forums. Additionally, there’s lots of cool stuff going on at BlakeBuck.com and BigHotSho.com, just check them out.
If you have any feedback, send your email to feedback at best damn podcast ever dot com, call the listener line at 845-BATTLE-9, or head over to our new forums.
LINK: BDPE-Episode66.mp3
Marketing. Product quality. Contrary to popular belief in the gaming industry, these two things are not synonymous. Often, however, sales figures show them to be one in the same. And while Japanese developer’s profits are down, American game developers just can’t find enough dumb marketing schemes to sink mountains of cash into.
Did I say dumb ideas? Because I meant great. And I suddenly want to buy games without researching them. GET OUT OF MY HEAD LIQUID.
News: Epic mocks Activision with Duty Calls, Square’s profits down significantly, Devil May Cry 4 now on iPhone, Enslaved performs poorly for Namco
Judgement: Burning Hot Throttle and NBA Jam (360)
If you’d like to send us some sound board materials, just check it out in the forums. Additionally, the first episode of Big Hot Sho has posted. You can check it and other cool stuff out at BlakeBuck.com or BigHotSho.com .
If you have any feedback, send your email to feedback at best damn podcast ever dot com, call the listener line at 845-BATTLE-9, or head over to our new forums.
LINK: BDPE-Episode65.mp3

From the great book of HEAT:
… and darkness shall envelop the world for many months. The weaker followers would grow dissolute, turning away from their Lords for other worldly pleasures – ultimately finding only emptiness. But the true believers would never lose their faith, knowing that the three Lords of Gaming would return once again. – Monglers.845
But reckoning day is upon us, fair listener. For if you are here, you have seen the light. It has been a dark time in the history of BDPE, and your lords have returned.
News: PSP2 unveiled, Sony + Android = crap, and the Kinect somehow succeeds when it shouldn’t have
Judgement: Minecraft & Super Crate Box
Feedback: Terrifying.
Plus, tons of cool crap is going on at the brand new BestDamnPodcastEver.com . All the old shows in one place, a brand new forum, and 100% less bullshit. Big thanks to TK and SudoSushi for helping us get it all up and running.
And if you’re looking for Big Hot Sho, Pop Chopper, or anything else Blake Buck, they’re all getting their own separate podcasts and sites this week. Check BlakeBuck.com for more info.
If you have any feedback, send your email to feedback at best damn podcast ever dot com, call the listener line at 845-BATTLE-9, or head over to our new forums.
LINK: BDPE-Episode64.mp3
If your strong urges commands you to check BDPE every 5 mins, there is now a mobile site that auto detects if your on your phone.
So now, even on your phone, you can post how much you think Blake is fat AND SHOULD GET A HAIR CUT.
Just look at him!

Lucky for him, everyone can now post opinions about him on PHONE!
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