Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D, find a new Zone of the Enders project, and and a Silent Hill HD Collection.  Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, grip Mrs. Konami.

At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken.  This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.

During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob.  But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.

“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times.  There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War.  And Shattered Soldier.  Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.

While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”.  It occurs when a once successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.

In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose.  However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope.  After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.

In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots.  I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path.  And MK’s doing really well.  But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans.  And the coke.”

Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra.  “This time it’s different.  He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet.  “I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration.  Yessir.  I can’t wait.”

-BLAKEBUCK
Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D, unhealthy
a new Zone of the Enders project, there
and a Silent Hill HD Collection.  Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, ed Mrs. Konami.

At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken.  This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.

During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob.  But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.

“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times.  There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War.  And Shattered Soldier.  Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.

While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”.  It occurs when a once successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.

In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose.  However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope.  After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.

In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots.  I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path.  And MK’s doing really well.  But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans.  And the coke.”

Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra.  ”This time it’s different.  He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet.  ”I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration.  Yessir.  I can’t wait.”

–BLAKEBUCK

Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D, weight loss
a new Zone of the Enders project, visit this
and a Silent Hill HD Collection.  Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, Glaucoma
Mrs. Konami.

At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken.  This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.

During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob.  But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.

“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times.  There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War.  And Shattered Soldier.  Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.

While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”.  It occurs when a once successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.

In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose.  However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope.  After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.

In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots.  I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path.  And MK’s doing really well.  But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans.  And the coke.”

Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra.  ”This time it’s different.  He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet.  ”I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration.  Yessir.  I can’t wait.”

–BLAKEBUCK

Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D, physician a new Zone of the Enders project, and a Silent Hill HD Collection.  Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, Mrs. Konami.

At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken.  This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.

During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob.  But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.

“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times.  There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War.  And Shattered Soldier.  Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.

While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”.  It occurs when a once successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.

In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose.  However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope.  After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.

In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots.  I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path.  And MK’s doing really well.  But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans.  And the coke.”

Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra.  ”This time it’s different.  He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet.  ”I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration.  Yessir.  I can’t wait.”

–BLAKEBUCK

Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D, order
a new Zone of the Enders project, treat
and a Silent Hill HD Collection.  Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, look Mrs. Konami.

At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken.  This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.

During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob.  But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.

“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times.  There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War.  And Shattered Soldier.  Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.

While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”.  It occurs when a once successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.

In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose.  However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope.  After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.

In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots.  I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path.  And MK’s doing really well.  But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans.  And the coke.”

Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra.  ”This time it’s different.  He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet.  ”I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration.  Yessir.  I can’t wait.”

–BLAKEBUCK
Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D, information pills
a new Zone of the Enders project, and and a Silent Hill HD Collection.  Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, Mrs. Konami.

At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken.  This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.

During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob.  But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.

“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times.  There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War.  And Shattered Soldier.  Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.

While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”.  It occurs when a once successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.

In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose.  However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope.  After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.

In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots.  I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path.  And MK’s doing really well.  But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans.  And the coke.”

Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra.  ”This time it’s different.  He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet.  ”I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration.  Yessir.  I can’t wait.”

–BLAKEBUCK

Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D,
a new Zone of the Enders project, and a Silent Hill HD Collection.  Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, Mrs. Konami.

At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken.  This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.

During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob.  But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.

“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times.  There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War.  And Shattered Soldier.  Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.

While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”.  It occurs when a once successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.

In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose.  However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope.  After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.

In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots.  I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path.  And MK’s doing really well.  But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans.  And the coke.”

Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra.  ”This time it’s different.  He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet.  ”I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration.  Yessir.  I can’t wait.”

–BLAKEBUCK

Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D, unhealthy
a new Zone of the Enders project, troche and a Silent Hill HD Collection.  Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, there
Mrs. Konami.

At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken.  This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.

During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob.  But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.

“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times.  There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War.  And Shattered Soldier.  Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.

While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”.  It occurs when a once successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.

In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose.  However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope.  After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.

In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots.  I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path.  And MK’s doing really well.  But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans.  And the coke.”

Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra.  ”This time it’s different.  He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet.  ”I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration.  Yessir.  I can’t wait.”

–BLAKEBUCK

Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D, approved
a new Zone of the Enders project, and
and a Silent Hill HD Collection.  Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, Mrs. Konami.

At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken.  This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.

During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob.  But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.

“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times.  There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War.  And Shattered Soldier.  Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.

While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”.  It occurs when a once successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.

In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose.  However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope.  After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.

In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots.  I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path.  And MK’s doing really well.  But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans.  And the coke.”

Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra.  ”This time it’s different.  He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet.  ”I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration.  Yessir.  I can’t wait.”

–BLAKEBUCK

Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D, prostate
a new Zone of the Enders project, erectile
and a Silent Hill HD Collection.  Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, Mrs. Konami.

At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken.  This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.

During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob.  But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.

“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times.  There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War.  And Shattered Soldier.  Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.

While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”.  It occurs when a once successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.

In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose.  However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope.  After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.

In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots.  I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path.  And MK’s doing really well.  But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans.  And the coke.”

Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra.  ”This time it’s different.  He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet.  ”I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration.  Yessir.  I can’t wait.”

–BLAKEBUCK

Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D, illness
a new Zone of the Enders project, search
and a Silent Hill HD Collection.  Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, sick Mrs. Konami.

At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken.  This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.

During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob.  But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.

“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times.  There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War.  And Shattered Soldier.  Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.

While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”.  It occurs when a once successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.

In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose.  However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope.  After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.

In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots.  I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path.  And MK’s doing really well.  But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans.  And the coke.”

Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra.  ”This time it’s different.  He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet.  ”I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration.  Yessir.  I can’t wait.”

–BLAKEBUCK

Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D, ask a new Zone of the Enders project, malady
and a Silent Hill HD Collection.  Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, skincare
Mrs. Konami.

At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken.  This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.

During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob.  But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.

“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times.  There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War.  And Shattered Soldier.  Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.

While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”.  It occurs when a once successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.

In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose.  However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope.  After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.

In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots.  I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path.  And MK’s doing really well.  But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans.  And the coke.”

Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra.  ”This time it’s different.  He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet.  ”I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration.  Yessir.  I can’t wait.”

–BLAKEBUCK

Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D, visit this site
a new Zone of the Enders project, and a Silent Hill HD Collection.  Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, Mrs. Konami.

At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken.  This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.

During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob.  But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.

“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times.  There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War.  And Shattered Soldier.  Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.

While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”.  It occurs when a once successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.

In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose.  However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope.  After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.

In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots.  I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path.  And MK’s doing really well.  But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans.  And the coke.”

Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra.  ”This time it’s different.  He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet.  ”I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration.  Yessir.  I can’t wait.”

–BLAKEBUCK

Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D, syringe
a new Zone of the Enders project, medical
and a Silent Hill HD Collection.  Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, Mrs. Konami.

At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken.  This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.

During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob.  But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.

“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times.  There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War.  And Shattered Soldier.  Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.

While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”.  It occurs when a once successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.

In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose.  However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope.  After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.

In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots.  I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path.  And MK’s doing really well.  But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans.  And the coke.”

Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra.  ”This time it’s different.  He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet.  ”I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration.  Yessir.  I can’t wait.”

–BLAKEBUCK

Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D, online a new Zone of the Enders project, and a Silent Hill HD Collection.  Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, Mrs. Konami.

At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken.  This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.

During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob.  But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.

“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times.  There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War.  And Shattered Soldier.  Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.

While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”.  It occurs when a once successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.

In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose.  However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope.  After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.

In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots.  I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path.  And MK’s doing really well.  But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans.  And the coke.”

Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra.  ”This time it’s different.  He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet.  ”I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration.  Yessir.  I can’t wait.”

–BLAKEBUCK

Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D, ailment
a new Zone of the Enders project, case
and a Silent Hill HD Collection.  Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, Mrs. Konami.

At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken.  This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.

During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob.  But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.

“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times.  There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War.  And Shattered Soldier.  Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.

While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”.  It occurs when a once successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.

In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose.  However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope.  After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.

In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots.  I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path.  And MK’s doing really well.  But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans.  And the coke.”

Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra.  ”This time it’s different.  He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet.  ”I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration.  Yessir.  I can’t wait.”

–BLAKEBUCK

Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D, buy more about
a new Zone of the Enders project, and a Silent Hill HD Collection.  Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, Mrs. Konami.

At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken.  This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.

During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob.  But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.

“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times.  There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War.  And Shattered Soldier.  Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.

While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”.  It occurs when a once successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.

In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose.  However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope.  After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.

In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots.  I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path.  And MK’s doing really well.  But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans.  And the coke.”

Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra.  ”This time it’s different.  He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet.  ”I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration.  Yessir.  I can’t wait.”

–BLAKEBUCK

Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D, obesity
a new Zone of the Enders project, Sildenafil
and a Silent Hill HD Collection.  Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, Mrs. Konami.

At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken.  This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.

During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob.  But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.

“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times.  There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War.  And Shattered Soldier.  Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.

While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”.  It occurs when a once-successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.

In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose.  However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope.  After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.

In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots.  I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path.  And MK’s doing really well.  But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans.  And the coke.”

Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra.  ”This time it’s different.  He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet.  ”I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration.  Yessir.  I can’t wait.”

–BLAKEBUCK

Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D, sale
a new Zone of the Enders project, and a Silent Hill HD Collection.  Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, Mrs. Konami.

At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken.  This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.

During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob.  But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.

“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times.  There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War.  And Shattered Soldier.  Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.

While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”.  It occurs when a once-successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.

In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose.  However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope.  After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.

In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots.  I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path.  And MK’s doing really well.  But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans.  Also the coke.”

Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra.  ”This time it’s different.  He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet.  ”I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration.  Yessir.  I can’t wait.”

–BLAKEBUCK

Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D, order a new Zone of the Enders project, symptoms
and a Silent Hill HD Collection.  Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, Mrs. Konami.

At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken.  This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.

During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob.  But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.

“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times.  There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War.  And Shattered Soldier.  Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.

While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”.  It occurs when a once-successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.

In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose.  However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope.  After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.

In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots.  I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path.  And MK’s doing really well.  But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans.  Also the coke.”

Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra.  ”This time it’s different.  He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet.  ”I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration.  Yessir.  I can’t wait.”

–BLAKEBUCK

Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D, generic
a new Zone of the Enders project, what is ed
and a Silent Hill HD Collection.  Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, Mrs. Konami.

At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken.  This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.

During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob.  But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.

“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times.  There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War.  And Shattered Soldier.  Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.

While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”.  It occurs when a once-successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.

In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose.  However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope.  After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.

In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots.  I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path.  And MK’s doing really well.  But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans.  Also the coke.”

Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra.  ”This time it’s different.  He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet.  ”I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration.  Yessir.  I can’t wait.”

–BLAKEBUCK

Yes, pharmacy
it’s that magical time of year: E3.  When we get so much video game coverage that all but the biggest of news stories simply slip through your fingers.  It almost seems kinda wasteful for developers and publishers to even try to generate buzz unless they spend exorbitant amounts of money.  But don’t worry about that, our game is emblazoned across this booth babe’s chest and several dozen plasma TV!  Ah, capitalism.

News: A Weekly Dose of Bad News for Sony, God I Hope it’s not Called the Vita, Kinect Functionality in Mass Effect 3?, Aliens Games Continue to be Released Despite Sucking Ass, LA Noire Continues Retailer Exclusive Turned Paid DLC Trend

Judgement: Hydrophobia (360/PS3/PC)

Discussion: BDPE’s E3 Predictions

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When you really think about it, information pills
the gaming news industry isn’t so different from having great sex.  Other than the fact that most gamers have never had sex (see our forums).

The weeks leading up to a big conference like E3 filled with anticipation – publishers intentionally withholding the pleasure of new announcements.  The days before E3 we are tormented with sneak peeks and racing thoughts.  Finally it arrives in a single glorious moment of pleasure, oncologist
a week of news exceeding your wildest salacious fantasies.

Then you spend the rest of the week apologizing and promising next time it’ll be much better.

News: Sony Press Conference – Playstation Vita Announced along Fall PS3 Lineup, Microsoft Press Conference – Dominated by Kinect, Nintendo Press Conference – Wii U Somewhat Unveiled and Fall 3DS Lineup

Judgement: Sony, Microsoft, and Nintendo’s Press Conferences

Other Topics: The Next Console War, Other Notable E3 Appearances

Other Links: Ace Combat Assault Horizon’s Awesome Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-I0FcZ4P2w .  New and Improved Big Hot Sho:  http://www.bighotsho.com

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