Jul 22
BDPE Episode 49
- Categories: Best Damn Podcast Ever
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This week BDPE’s got a very special guest! Andre Meadows, information pills
who some of you may know from his “Buy me a Wii” YouTube video, this site
talks to us about his love of games, treat
comedy, and his experiences as a black nerd.
Also this week, Jack Thompson announces himself keynote speaker at GDC, the ESRB says Manhunt 2′s rating will stand despite it sucking really bad, and Guitar Hero 3 makes Activision enough money to license a good set list next time – oooh, burn!
Judgment: Guitar Hero 3 (360, PS3, Wii, PS2)
Jank: Lost Planet Collector’s Edition
Quote: “I’m inviting him to MLK Day”
Check out Andre’s website and videos over at:
www.blacknerdcomedy.com
If you have any feedback, you can shoot us an email here, or call our voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9.
LINK: BDPE-Episode32.mp3″
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so things have been sorta slow here at BHS as of late. But at least those of you subscribed to the feed have been getting new content every now and then.
Today we’ve got a new episode of BDPE I posted a few weeks ago, order
and I’ll be getting more stuff in the pipe soon.
On this week’s show Apple and Adobe continue their unending feud about the future of the mobile web, there
William gives us a quick look at the iPad, we take a giant dump on Final Fantasy 13’s terrible plot, level design, and progression issues.
Finally, if you’d like to discuss this week’s episode, hit us up on the forums.
LINK: BDPE-Episode63.mp3
THIS JUST IN. MAC GAMING IS NOT DEAD.
I know it’s hard to believe. Just ask Tuncer Deniz. But seriously, malady with Valve officially behind the Mac as a legitimate platform, maybe the Mac gaming industry won’t be limited to Magic Vines and Diner Dash.
Sure, I know what you’re saying. His Arabian Powers will quickly destroy BDPE and BHS. You’re probably right, as I often dream of Tuncer when I picture armageddon.
Also this week we discover that GAKIGATE has finally come to a close, we judge Chime on XBLA and Viva Pinanta: Trouble in Paradise, reveal the relatively unknown treasure of Shoot 1UP, discuss Infinity Ward’s designer shakeup, and finally get to some feedback.
Finally, if you’d like to discuss this week’s episode, hit us up on the forums.
LINK: BDPE-Episode62.mp3
THIS JUST IN. MAC GAMING IS NOT DEAD.
I know it’s hard to believe. Just ask Tuncer Deniz. But seriously, sick with Valve officially behind the Mac as a legitimate platform, maybe the Mac gaming industry won’t be limited to Magic Vines and Diner Dash.
Sure, I know what you’re saying. His Arabian Powers will quickly destroy BDPE and BHS. You’re probably right, as I often dream of Tuncer when I picture armageddon.
Also this week we discover that GAKIGATE has finally come to a close, we judge Chime on XBLA and Viva Pinanta: Trouble in Paradise, reveal the relatively unknown treasure of Shoot 1UP, discuss Infinity Ward’s designer shakeup, and finally get to some feedback.
Finally, if you’d like to discuss this week’s episode, hit us up on the forums.
LINK: BDPE-Episode62.mp3
THIS JUST IN. MAC GAMING IS NOT DEAD.
I know it’s hard to believe. Just ask Tuncer Deniz. But seriously, order
with Valve officially behind the Mac as a legitimate platform, viagra maybe the Mac gaming industry won’t be limited to Magic Vines and Diner Dash.
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I know what you’re saying. His Arabian Powers will quickly destroy BDPE and BHS. You’re probably right, as I often dream of Tuncer when I picture armageddon.
Also this week we discover that GAKIGATE has finally come to a close, we judge Chime on XBLA and Viva Pinanta: Trouble in Paradise, reveal the relatively unknown treasure of Shoot 1UP, discuss Infinity Ward’s designer shakeup, and finally get to some feedback.
Finally, if you’d like to discuss this week’s episode, hit us up on the forums.
LINK: BDPE-Episode62.mp3
Alright, website like this
so we’ve started to fall behind. Hey, ed so what? Who the hell are you? Demanding content when we are cleary busy with other things. Screw you man. You’re an asshole. Click unsubscribe and do us all a favor.
Now that no one is left, health
we’ve got a holdover episode until BDPE Episode 62. It’s just Miller and Buck, and we’re keeping tabs on the the goins ons of the gaming industry. Fic may or may not be involved in a Superbowl induced coma.
This week we briefly touch on John Romero in the gaming industry (really?), and discuss releases and a quick wrapup.
Check out episode 62 for more hotness…
LINK: BDPE-Episode61p5.mp3
Alright, food
so we’ve started to fall behind. Hey, anesthetist
so what? Who the hell are you? Demanding content when we are cleary busy with other things. Screw you man. You’re an asshole. Click unsubscribe and do us all a favor.
Now that no one is left, we’ve got a holdover episode until BDPE Episode 62. It’s just Miller and Buck, and we’re keeping tabs on the the goins ons of the gaming industry. Fic may or may not be involved in a Superbowl induced coma.
This week we briefly touch on John Romero in the gaming industry (really?), and discuss releases and a quick wrapup.
Check out episode 62 for more hotness…
LINK: BDPE-Episode61p5.mp3
Alright, look
so we’ve started to fall behind. Hey, so what? Who the hell are you? Demanding content when we are cleary busy with other things. Screw you man. You’re an asshole. Click unsubscribe and do us all a favor.
Now that no one is left, we’ve got a holdover episode until BDPE Episode 62. It’s just Miller and Buck, and we’re keeping tabs on the the goins ons of the gaming industry. Fic may or may not be involved in a Superbowl induced coma.
This week we briefly touch on John Romero in the gaming industry (really?), and discuss releases and a quick wrapup.
Check out episode 62 for more hotness…
LINK: BDPE-Episode61p5.mp3
The iPad is officially out, skincare
but the BDPE crew is skeptical to give it a full endorsement. Except for Fic, who’s paycheck is directly proportionate to the number of Apple products shipped per quarter.
Also on this week’s show we continue to gush over Borderlands, Microsoft continues to for you buy your games over and over, and Martin Sheen commands you to play Mass Effect 2. And apparently, the clan is back – lock your doors.
“Best Damn Podcast Ever is excited about the development opportunities available on the iPad. Including where you may or may not be able to insert your penis”
If you have any feedback leave it in the forums here.
LINK: BDPE-Episode61.mp3
The iPad is officially out, page
but the BDPE crew is skeptical to give it a full endorsement. Except for Fic, order
who’s paycheck is directly proportionate to the number of Apple products shipped per quarter.
Also on this week’s show we continue to gush over Borderlands, buy Microsoft continues to for you buy your games over and over, and Martin Sheen commands you to play Mass Effect 2. And apparently, the clan is back – lock your doors.
“Best Damn Podcast Ever is excited about the development opportunities available on the iPad. Including where you may or may not be able to insert your penis”
If you have any feedback leave it in the forums here.
LINK: BDPE-Episode61.mp3
The iPad is officially out, buy cialis
but the BDPE crew is skeptical to give it a full endorsement. Except for Fic, medic
who’s paycheck is directly proportionate to the number of Apple products shipped per quarter.
Also on this week’s show we continue to gush over Borderlands, Microsoft continues to for you buy your games over and over, and Martin Sheen commands you to play Mass Effect 2. And apparently, the clan is back – lock your doors.
“Best Damn Podcast Ever is excited about the development opportunities available on the iPad. Including where you may or may not be able to insert your penis”
If you have any feedback leave it in the forums here.
LINK: BDPE-Episode61.mp3
iPad – “Our most advanced technology in a magical and revolutionary device at an unbelievable price.” – Apple
Magical? Revolutionary? Uh huh. Look at you. Thinkin’ you all big now. Oh wait. It is basically just iPhone Grande…
On this week’s show we discuss Apple’s new tablet and it’s ramifications for the gaming industry, prostate even though technically it wasn’t announced yet when we recorded this show. BDPE is just omniscient and knows about everything before it happens. You’re almost out of milk.
Also on this week’s show we talk releases, site
gush over gaming director Neill Blomkamp, go back to 2001 slash 1993 (looking at you Doom) with Serious Sam HD, and encourage Gordon Freeman to stop hanging out with Duke Nukem – he’s a bad influence.
“Her number was 555-245-7864. You typed FUCK YOU BITCH”
If you have any feedback leave it in the forums here.
LINK: BDPE-Episode60.mp3
iPad – “Our most advanced technology in a magical and revolutionary device at an unbelievable price.” – Apple
Magical? Revolutionary? Uh huh. Look at you. Thinkin’ you all big now. Oh wait. It is basically just iPhone Grande…
On this week’s show we discuss Apple’s new tablet and it’s ramifications for the gaming industry, recipe
even though technically it wasn’t announced yet when we recorded this show. BDPE is just omniscient and knows about everything before it happens. You’re almost out of milk.
Also on this week’s show we talk releases, shop
gush over gaming director Neill Blomkamp, go back to 2001 slash 1993 (looking at you Doom) with Serious Sam HD, and encourage Gordon Freeman to stop hanging out with Duke Nukem – he’s a bad influence.
“Her number was 555-245-7864. You typed FUCK YOU BITCH”
If you have any feedback leave it in the forums here.
LINK: BDPE-Episode60.mp3
iPad – “Our most advanced technology in a magical and revolutionary device at an unbelievable price.” – Apple
Magical? Revolutionary? Uh huh. Look at you. Thinkin’ you all big now. Oh wait. It is basically just iPhone Grande…
On this week’s show we discuss Apple’s new tablet and it’s ramifications for the gaming industry, medications
even though technically it wasn’t announced yet when we recorded this show. BDPE is just omniscient and knows about everything before it happens. You’re almost out of milk.
Also on this week’s show we talk releases, sildenafil
gush over gaming director Neill Blomkamp, ask
go back to 2001 slash 1993 (looking at you Doom) with Serious Sam HD, and encourage Gordon Freeman to stop hanging out with Duke Nukem – he’s a bad influence.
“Her number was 555-245-7864. You typed FUCK YOU BITCH”
If you have any feedback leave it in the forums here.
LINK: BDPE-Episode60.mp3
BDPE IS BACK! If I had a dollar every time I said that, sovaldi
I’d be making a living in a very unusual way.
In all seriousness, information pills
because of travel and all that family bullshit, the holidays alway seem to be a difficult time for us to record shows. Thankfully the annual alcohol induced haze from Thanksgiving to New Years has past, and more heat is warming up them pipes.
We talk about so much garbage this week I don’t even want to list it all. EA, the NFL, DJ Hero, Activision, and the responsibilities of being a large publisher. We also discuss good games MW2 showed back into first quarter 2010, and give an overview of today’s most influential titles in porn gaming.
Also on this week’s show we talk releases, micro-judgment Lego Indiana Jones 2, Dragon Age, Zelda Spirit Tracks, and Borderlands DLC.
“I’m gonna sign an exclusivity deal of my dick to your mouth”
If you have any feedback leave it in the forums here.
LINK: BDPE-Episode59.mp3
BDPE IS BACK! If I had a dollar every time I said that, cheapest
I’d be making a living in a very unusual way.
In all seriousness, because of travel and all that family bullshit, the holidays alway seem to be a difficult time for us to record shows. Thankfully the annual alcohol induced haze from Thanksgiving to New Years has past, and more heat is warming up them pipes.
We talk about so much garbage this week I don’t even want to list it all. EA, the NFL, DJ Hero, Activision, and the responsibilities of being a large publisher. We also discuss good games MW2 showed back into first quarter 2010, and give an overview of today’s most influential titles in porn gaming.
Also on this week’s show we talk releases, micro-judgment Lego Indiana Jones 2, Dragon Age, Zelda Spirit Tracks, and Borderlands DLC.
“I’m gonna sign an exclusivity deal of my dick to your mouth”
If you have any feedback leave it in the forums here.
LINK: BDPE-Episode59.mp3
Editor’s Note: We never actually had shownotes for this show. And I’m typing this up in April 2011, look a year and a half after we recorded and posted it. So I have no idea what we talked about on this show. If anybody gives it a listen, send us an email at feedback at bestdamnpodcastever dot com, let us know what we talked about and I’ll update the shownotes.
LINK: BDPE-Episode58.mp3
Video games sure are a lot of fun. Shootin’ guns, glands
drivin’ trucks, stomach
realtimin’ strategies – there are so many ways to be entertained. But it’s easy to forget the video games industry is a business. And not just a business – a multi-billion dollar, ampoule
light my cuban cigar with a burning hundred dollar bill, global juggernaut of entertainment, business.
Bobby Kotick, current CEO of Activision, is one of those cigar-smoking, scotch-swilling barons that is stifling the creativity of the industry. Not only that, he’s making an ASSLOAD of that paper along the way. So this week we discuss the role of business vs. creativity in the gaming industry.
Also on this week’s show Miller EA tells Pandemic “It’s not you, it’s me“, Modern Warfare 2 censored in Russia – Zangief upset, and triple A sequels sell like gangbusters while original IP’s flounder (sorry Tim Schafer). We also review the new Xbox Live update with Facebook and Twitter, giving us something to do on Xbox Live besides waste money on avatars when we’re drunk.
“Every person in Russia is Zangief”
LINK: BDPE-Episode57.mp3
Video games sure are a lot of fun. Shootin’ guns, cure
drivin’ trucks, realtimin’ strategies – there are so many ways to be entertained. But it’s easy to forget the video games industry is a business. And not just a business – a multi-billion dollar, light my cuban cigar with a burning hundred dollar bill, global juggernaut of entertainment, business.
Bobby Kotick, current CEO of Activision, is one of those cigar-smoking, scotch-swilling barons that is stifling the creativity of the industry. Not only that, he’s making an ASSLOAD of that paper along the way. So this week we discuss the role of business vs. creativity in the gaming industry.
Also on this week’s show Miller EA tells Pandemic “It’s not you, it’s me“, Modern Warfare 2 censored in Russia – Zangief upset, and triple A sequels sell like gangbusters while original IP’s flounder (sorry Tim Schafer). We also review the new Xbox Live update with Facebook and Twitter, giving us something to do on Xbox Live besides waste money on avatars when we’re drunk.
“Every person in Russia is Zangief”
LINK: BDPE-Episode57.mp3
I done told you, arthritis
can’t run from this pimpin’ baby! Alright, generic
so maybe we’ve gone a week without content, obesity
but we’ve got a brand new BDPE ready! Don’t worry, I’ve been cookin’ up some heat for you guys…
So apparently, a little game called Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 came out this week. But you probably already knew that since the entire gaming industry is jerking off to it right now. Though this show was recorded a few days prior, we discuss some of the legacy and controversy surrounding it’s launch.
Also on this week’s show Miller babbles about independent software development, we can finally stream tentacle rape on PS3, and Nine Inch Nails janks Halo: Reach. We also review DJ Hero, where you too can chop pops, and Borderlands, Diablo 2 + GUNZ = Perfect.
“The plastic peripheral is just a dick that you suck”
LINK: BDPE-Episode56.mp3
I done told you, food
can’t run from this pimpin’ baby! Alright, seek
so maybe we’ve gone a week without content, but we’ve got a brand new BDPE ready! Don’t worry, I’ve been cookin’ up some heat for you guys…
So apparently, a little game called Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 came out this week. But you probably already knew that since the entire gaming industry is jerking off to it right now. Though this show was recorded a few days prior, we discuss some of the legacy and controversy surrounding it’s launch.
Also on this week’s show Miller babbles about independent software development, we can finally stream tentacle rape on PS3, and Nine Inch Nails janks Halo: Reach. We also review DJ Hero, where you too can chop pops, and Borderlands, Diablo 2 + GUNZ = Perfect.
“The plastic peripheral is just a dick that you suck”
LINK: BDPE-Episode56.mp3
I done told you, prostate can’t run from this pimpin’ baby! Alright, allergist
so maybe we’ve gone a week without content, but we’ve got a brand new BDPE ready! Don’t worry, I’ve been cookin’ up some heat for you guys…
So apparently, a little game called Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 came out this week. But you probably already knew that since the entire gaming industry is jerking off to it right now. Though this show was recorded a few days prior, we discuss some of the legacy and controversy surrounding it’s launch.
Also on this week’s show Miller babbles about independent software development, we can finally stream tentacle rape on PS3, and Nine Inch Nails janks Halo: Reach. We also review DJ Hero, where you too can chop pops, and Borderlands, Diablo 2 + GUNZ = Perfect.
“The plastic peripheral is just a dick that you suck”
LINK: BDPE-Episode56.mp3
Blam, therapist
son. We know it’s a little late, thumb but here’s the latest episode of BDPE. No Fic this week, he’s out battlin’ sweaty nerds at a gaming convention.
So many good games are out at the moment! Even William Miller is playing games, so you know something must be up…
On this week’s show we catch up on all the latest news and pass judgement on Prince of Persia, Brutal Legend, and Batman: Arkham Asylum. We also wade through a few week’s of emails and give you our favorite Halloween games.
“All of you unsubscribe, you fucking assholes”
LINK: BDPE-Episode55.mp3
Blam, decease
son. We know it’s a little late, but here’s the latest episode of BDPE. No Fic this week, he’s out battlin’ sweaty nerds at a gaming convention.
So many good games are out at the moment! Even William Miller is playing games, so you know something must be up…
On this week’s show we catch up on all the latest news and pass judgement on Prince of Persia, Brutal Legend, and Batman: Arkham Asylum. We also wade through a few week’s of emails and give you our favorite Halloween games.
“All of you unsubscribe, you fucking assholes”
LINK: BDPE-Episode55.mp3
Blam, check
son. We know it’s a little late, order
but here’s the latest episode of BDPE. No Fic this week, treatment
he’s out battlin’ sweaty nerds at a gaming convention.
So many good games are out at the moment! Even William Miller is playing games, so you know something must be up…
On this week’s show we catch up on all the latest news and pass judgement on Prince of Persia, Brutal Legend, and Batman: Arkham Asylum. We also wade through a few week’s of emails and give you our favorite Halloween games.
“All of you unsubscribe, you fucking assholes”
LINK: BDPE-Episode55.mp3
Editor’s Note: We never actually had shownotes for this show. And I’m typing this up in April 2011, case
a year and a half after we recorded and posted it. So I have no idea what we talked about on this show. If anybody gives it a listen, send us an email at feedback at bestdamnpodcastever dot com, let us know what we talked about and I’ll update the shownotes.
LINK: BDPE-Episode54.mp3
HALO 3! HALO 3! HALO 3! HALO 3! Oh, salve
sorry. Microsoft PR has gotten to us. Also this week, Mac gaming sucks a little less, Iwata > Gates, FASA Studio = OVUR, and playing WOW until you DIE.
Judgment: Gametap
Jank: 360 Wireless Controller Adapter for PC
Quote: “Thumbs up on that woman, by the way”
If you have any feedback, you can shoot us an email here, call our voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9.
MEDIA LINK: http://www.blakebuck.com/media/BDPE-Episode29.mp3
You may have noticed we’re running a bit behind here on BHS, health
but fear not! This isn’t the beginning of a multi-month slump – I’ve been moving back to Mississippi this week. We should be getting back to our regular schedule in the next few days.
On this week’s BDPE we talk about how Squaresoft has given up on creativity, advice
Brutal Legend owns Activision, Best Buy selling new games at used prices, and Scratch is now officially dead. Plus we review some summer XBLA games and try to figure out why celebrities drive sales in video games.
If you have any feedback email us here or call the listener line at 845-BATTLE-9. You can also talk amongst yourselves in the forums.
LINK: BDPE-Episode52.mp3
Just so we’re all clear, malady
my face does not look like a brick in Mario.
On this week’s show we talk about smuggling pot in your MAME cabinet, disease
playing with yourself in Guitar Hero 5, and recommend you all go pre-order T.I’s new MMORPG.
We also review the new Gears of War Dark Corners / All Fronts Map Packs, revisit Too Human (spoiler alert, it’s still balls), and finally learn why black people like Scarface so much.
Any feedback can be emailed here, or preferably call our listener line at 845-BATTLE-9, and post any thoughts in the forum.
LINK: BDPE-Episode51.mp3
Just so we’re all clear, pharmacy my face does not look like a brick in Mario.
On this week’s show we talk about smuggling pot in your MAME cabinet, playing with yourself in Guitar Hero 5, and recommend you all go pre-order T.I’s new MMORPG.
We also review the new Gears of War Dark Corners / All Fronts Map Packs, revisit Too Human (spoiler alert, it’s still balls), and finally learn why black people like Scarface so much.
Any feedback can be emailed here, or preferably call our listener line at 845-BATTLE-9, and post any thoughts in the forum.
LINK: BDPE-Episode51.mp3
50 Episodes? Good god, remedy it’s time for a celebration! Everyone break out your favorite gaming accessories!
On this week’s show we recap you on all the news from Comic-Con 2009 (believe us, anesthetist
it’s a lot of news), a fair and unbiased review of too human, (it’s balls), and learn that both Oak-town gets it right (and Chi-town gets it right).
We also discuss trannies, bestiality, and how EA likes to remind us that women are still objects. Take that women’s lib – wave to them beneath our glass floor.
If you have any feedback for us just send us an email here, or call us up at 845-BATTLE-9.
LINK: BDPE-Episode50.mp3
50 Episodes? Good god, health system
it’s time for a celebration! Everyone break out your favorite gaming accessories!
On this week’s show we recap you on all the news from Comic-Con 2009 (believe us, story
it’s a lot of news), a fair and unbiased review of too human, (it’s balls), and learn that both Oak-town gets it right (and Chi-town gets it right).
We also discuss trannies, bestiality, and how EA likes to remind us that women are still objects. Take that women’s lib – wave to them beneath our glass floor.
If you have any feedback for us just send us an email here, or call us up at 845-BATTLE-9.
LINK: BDPE-Episode50.mp3
Welcome to mid-July! Where the game industry goes to die a slow empty death. Kind of like a nursing home – we’ve had enough of your Vietnam stories grim-grim.
So the releases are slim, look the news is slow, the battle contestant sucked, and I’m still unemployed. But fear not! BDPE has got you covered, with at last a full crew this week!
We recount some of our favorite classic games you may want to revisit during these slower summer months, give you some good janks on how to wisely spend those recession dollars, and tell you the things to avoid (good god why did I buy Too Human? I knew that shit would suck and I bought it anyway).
As always, if you’d like to donate hit up our little button below. Post any feedback in the forums, and sign up for next week’s battle.
LINK: BDPE-Episode49.mp3″
Welcome to mid-July! Where the game industry goes to die a slow empty death. Kind of like a nursing home – we’ve had enough of your Vietnam stories grim-grim.
So the releases are slim, viagra
the news is slow, somnology
the battle contestant sucked, caries
and I’m still unemployed. But fear not! BDPE has got you covered, with at last a full crew this week!
We recount some of our favorite classic games you may want to revisit during these slower summer months, give you some good janks on how to wisely spend those recession dollars, and tell you the things to avoid (good god why did I buy Too Human? I knew that shit would suck and I bought it anyway).
As always, if you’d like to donate hit up our little button below. Post any feedback in the forums, and sign up for next week’s battle.
LINK: BDPE-Episode49.mp3″
