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BDPE IS COMING BACK!
STRONGER THAN EVER BEFORE!

MORE HEATS!
MORE DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD’s!
MORE GO!

NEW SITE, order NEW SHIRTS, page NEW SHOWS!
MORE BUCK FOR THE BUCK!

SO STAY TUNED FOR MORE HEATS, AND DON’T FORGET TO SUBSCRIBE!

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This week BDPE’s got a very special guest! Andre Meadows, information pills
who some of you may know from his “Buy me a Wii” YouTube video, this site
talks to us about his love of games, treat
comedy, and his experiences as a black nerd.

Also this week, Jack Thompson announces himself keynote speaker at GDC, the ESRB says Manhunt 2′s rating will stand despite it sucking really bad, and Guitar Hero 3 makes Activision enough money to license a good set list next time – oooh, burn!

Judgment: Guitar Hero 3 (360, PS3, Wii, PS2)
Jank: Lost Planet Collector’s Edition
Quote: “I’m inviting him to MLK Day”

Check out Andre’s website and videos over at:

www.blacknerdcomedy.com

If you have any feedback, you can shoot us an email here, or call our voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9.

LINK: BDPE-Episode32.mp3″

No longer Best Friends Forever.Yeah, shop
so things have been sorta slow here at BHS as of late. But at least those of you subscribed to the feed have been getting new content every now and then.

Today we’ve got a new episode of BDPE I posted a few weeks ago, order
and I’ll be getting more stuff in the pipe soon.

On this week’s show Apple and Adobe continue their unending feud about the future of the mobile web, there
William gives us a quick look at the iPad, we take a giant dump on Final Fantasy 13’s terrible plot, level design, and progression issues.

Finally, if you’d like to discuss this week’s episode, hit us up on the forums.

LINK: BDPE-Episode63.mp3

Tuncer Deniz. The father I never had.THIS JUST IN. MAC GAMING IS NOT DEAD.

I know it’s hard to believe. Just ask Tuncer Deniz. But seriously, malady with Valve officially behind the Mac as a legitimate platform, maybe the Mac gaming industry won’t be limited to Magic Vines and Diner Dash.

Sure, I know what you’re saying. His Arabian Powers will quickly destroy BDPE and BHS. You’re probably right, as I often dream of Tuncer when I picture armageddon.

Also this week we discover that GAKIGATE has finally come to a close, we judge Chime on XBLA and Viva Pinanta: Trouble in Paradise, reveal the relatively unknown treasure of Shoot 1UP, discuss Infinity Ward’s designer shakeup, and finally get to some feedback.

Finally, if you’d like to discuss this week’s episode, hit us up on the forums.

LINK: BDPE-Episode62.mp3

Tuncer Deniz. The father I never had.THIS JUST IN. MAC GAMING IS NOT DEAD.

I know it’s hard to believe. Just ask Tuncer Deniz. But seriously, sick with Valve officially behind the Mac as a legitimate platform, maybe the Mac gaming industry won’t be limited to Magic Vines and Diner Dash.

Sure, I know what you’re saying. His Arabian Powers will quickly destroy BDPE and BHS. You’re probably right, as I often dream of Tuncer when I picture armageddon.

Also this week we discover that GAKIGATE has finally come to a close, we judge Chime on XBLA and Viva Pinanta: Trouble in Paradise, reveal the relatively unknown treasure of Shoot 1UP, discuss Infinity Ward’s designer shakeup, and finally get to some feedback.

Finally, if you’d like to discuss this week’s episode, hit us up on the forums.

LINK: BDPE-Episode62.mp3

Tuncer Deniz. The father I never had.THIS JUST IN. MAC GAMING IS NOT DEAD.

I know it’s hard to believe. Just ask Tuncer Deniz. But seriously, order
with Valve officially behind the Mac as a legitimate platform, viagra maybe the Mac gaming industry won’t be limited to Magic Vines and Diner Dash.

Sure, steroids
I know what you’re saying. His Arabian Powers will quickly destroy BDPE and BHS. You’re probably right, as I often dream of Tuncer when I picture armageddon.

Also this week we discover that GAKIGATE has finally come to a close, we judge Chime on XBLA and Viva Pinanta: Trouble in Paradise, reveal the relatively unknown treasure of Shoot 1UP, discuss Infinity Ward’s designer shakeup, and finally get to some feedback.

Finally, if you’d like to discuss this week’s episode, hit us up on the forums.

LINK: BDPE-Episode62.mp3

And stop calling me bitch.Alright, website like this
so we’ve started to fall behind. Hey, ed so what? Who the hell are you? Demanding content when we are cleary busy with other things. Screw you man. You’re an asshole. Click unsubscribe and do us all a favor.

Now that no one is left, health
we’ve got a holdover episode until BDPE Episode 62. It’s just Miller and Buck, and we’re keeping tabs on the the goins ons of the gaming industry. Fic may or may not be involved in a Superbowl induced coma.

This week we briefly touch on John Romero in the gaming industry (really?), and discuss releases and a quick wrapup.

Check out episode 62 for more hotness…

LINK: BDPE-Episode61p5.mp3

And stop calling me bitch.Alright, food
so we’ve started to fall behind. Hey, anesthetist
so what? Who the hell are you? Demanding content when we are cleary busy with other things. Screw you man. You’re an asshole. Click unsubscribe and do us all a favor.

Now that no one is left, we’ve got a holdover episode until BDPE Episode 62. It’s just Miller and Buck, and we’re keeping tabs on the the goins ons of the gaming industry. Fic may or may not be involved in a Superbowl induced coma.

This week we briefly touch on John Romero in the gaming industry (really?), and discuss releases and a quick wrapup.

Check out episode 62 for more hotness…

LINK: BDPE-Episode61p5.mp3

And stop calling me bitch.Alright, look
so we’ve started to fall behind. Hey, so what? Who the hell are you? Demanding content when we are cleary busy with other things. Screw you man. You’re an asshole. Click unsubscribe and do us all a favor.

Now that no one is left, we’ve got a holdover episode until BDPE Episode 62. It’s just Miller and Buck, and we’re keeping tabs on the the goins ons of the gaming industry. Fic may or may not be involved in a Superbowl induced coma.

This week we briefly touch on John Romero in the gaming industry (really?), and discuss releases and a quick wrapup.

Check out episode 62 for more hotness…

LINK: BDPE-Episode61p5.mp3

I drink money.The iPad is officially out, skincare
but the BDPE crew is skeptical to give it a full endorsement. Except for Fic, who’s paycheck is directly proportionate to the number of Apple products shipped per quarter.

Also on this week’s show we continue to gush over Borderlands, Microsoft continues to for you buy your games over and over, and Martin Sheen commands you to play Mass Effect 2. And apparently, the clan is back – lock your doors.

“Best Damn Podcast Ever is excited about the development opportunities available on the iPad. Including where you may or may not be able to insert your penis”

If you have any feedback leave it in the forums here.

LINK: BDPE-Episode61.mp3

I drink money.The iPad is officially out, page
but the BDPE crew is skeptical to give it a full endorsement. Except for Fic, order
who’s paycheck is directly proportionate to the number of Apple products shipped per quarter.

Also on this week’s show we continue to gush over Borderlands, buy Microsoft continues to for you buy your games over and over, and Martin Sheen commands you to play Mass Effect 2. And apparently, the clan is back – lock your doors.

“Best Damn Podcast Ever is excited about the development opportunities available on the iPad. Including where you may or may not be able to insert your penis”

If you have any feedback leave it in the forums here.

LINK: BDPE-Episode61.mp3

I drink money.The iPad is officially out, buy cialis
but the BDPE crew is skeptical to give it a full endorsement. Except for Fic, medic
who’s paycheck is directly proportionate to the number of Apple products shipped per quarter.

Also on this week’s show we continue to gush over Borderlands, Microsoft continues to for you buy your games over and over, and Martin Sheen commands you to play Mass Effect 2. And apparently, the clan is back – lock your doors.

“Best Damn Podcast Ever is excited about the development opportunities available on the iPad. Including where you may or may not be able to insert your penis”

If you have any feedback leave it in the forums here.

LINK: BDPE-Episode61.mp3

So handsome...iPad – “Our most advanced technology in a magical and revolutionary device at an unbelievable price.” – Apple

Magical? Revolutionary? Uh huh. Look at you. Thinkin’ you all big now. Oh wait. It is basically just iPhone Grande…

On this week’s show we discuss Apple’s new tablet and it’s ramifications for the gaming industry, prostate even though technically it wasn’t announced yet when we recorded this show. BDPE is just omniscient and knows about everything before it happens. You’re almost out of milk.

Also on this week’s show we talk releases, site
gush over gaming director Neill Blomkamp, go back to 2001 slash 1993 (looking at you Doom) with Serious Sam HD, and encourage Gordon Freeman to stop hanging out with Duke Nukem – he’s a bad influence.

“Her number was 555-245-7864. You typed FUCK YOU BITCH”

If you have any feedback leave it in the forums here.

LINK: BDPE-Episode60.mp3

So handsome...iPad – “Our most advanced technology in a magical and revolutionary device at an unbelievable price.” – Apple

Magical? Revolutionary? Uh huh. Look at you. Thinkin’ you all big now. Oh wait. It is basically just iPhone Grande…

On this week’s show we discuss Apple’s new tablet and it’s ramifications for the gaming industry, recipe
even though technically it wasn’t announced yet when we recorded this show. BDPE is just omniscient and knows about everything before it happens. You’re almost out of milk.

Also on this week’s show we talk releases, shop
gush over gaming director Neill Blomkamp, go back to 2001 slash 1993 (looking at you Doom) with Serious Sam HD, and encourage Gordon Freeman to stop hanging out with Duke Nukem – he’s a bad influence.

“Her number was 555-245-7864. You typed FUCK YOU BITCH”

If you have any feedback leave it in the forums here.

LINK: BDPE-Episode60.mp3

So handsome...iPad – “Our most advanced technology in a magical and revolutionary device at an unbelievable price.” – Apple

Magical? Revolutionary? Uh huh. Look at you. Thinkin’ you all big now. Oh wait. It is basically just iPhone Grande…

On this week’s show we discuss Apple’s new tablet and it’s ramifications for the gaming industry, medications
even though technically it wasn’t announced yet when we recorded this show. BDPE is just omniscient and knows about everything before it happens. You’re almost out of milk.

Also on this week’s show we talk releases, sildenafil
gush over gaming director Neill Blomkamp, ask
go back to 2001 slash 1993 (looking at you Doom) with Serious Sam HD, and encourage Gordon Freeman to stop hanging out with Duke Nukem – he’s a bad influence.

“Her number was 555-245-7864. You typed FUCK YOU BITCH”

If you have any feedback leave it in the forums here.

LINK: BDPE-Episode60.mp3

Someone owes me royalties.BDPE IS BACK! If I had a dollar every time I said that, sovaldi
I’d be making a living in a very unusual way.

In all seriousness, information pills
because of travel and all that family bullshit, the holidays alway seem to be a difficult time for us to record shows. Thankfully the annual alcohol induced haze from Thanksgiving to New Years has past, and more heat is warming up them pipes.

We talk about so much garbage this week I don’t even want to list it all. EA, the NFL, DJ Hero, Activision, and the responsibilities of being a large publisher. We also discuss good games MW2 showed back into first quarter 2010, and give an overview of today’s most influential titles in porn gaming.

Also on this week’s show we talk releases, micro-judgment Lego Indiana Jones 2, Dragon Age, Zelda Spirit Tracks, and Borderlands DLC.

“I’m gonna sign an exclusivity deal of my dick to your mouth”

If you have any feedback leave it in the forums here.

LINK: BDPE-Episode59.mp3

Someone owes me royalties.BDPE IS BACK! If I had a dollar every time I said that, cheapest
I’d be making a living in a very unusual way.

In all seriousness, because of travel and all that family bullshit, the holidays alway seem to be a difficult time for us to record shows. Thankfully the annual alcohol induced haze from Thanksgiving to New Years has past, and more heat is warming up them pipes.

We talk about so much garbage this week I don’t even want to list it all. EA, the NFL, DJ Hero, Activision, and the responsibilities of being a large publisher. We also discuss good games MW2 showed back into first quarter 2010, and give an overview of today’s most influential titles in porn gaming.

Also on this week’s show we talk releases, micro-judgment Lego Indiana Jones 2, Dragon Age, Zelda Spirit Tracks, and Borderlands DLC.

“I’m gonna sign an exclusivity deal of my dick to your mouth”

If you have any feedback leave it in the forums here.

LINK: BDPE-Episode59.mp3

Editor’s Note: We never actually had shownotes for this show.  And I’m typing this up in April 2011, look a year and a half after we recorded and posted it.  So I have no idea what we talked about on this show.  If anybody gives it a listen, send us an email at feedback at bestdamnpodcastever dot com, let us know what we talked about and I’ll update the shownotes.

LINK: BDPE-Episode58.mp3

So happy...Video games sure are a lot of fun. Shootin’ guns, glands
drivin’ trucks, stomach
realtimin’ strategies – there are so many ways to be entertained. But it’s easy to forget the video games industry is a business. And not just a business – a multi-billion dollar, ampoule
light my cuban cigar with a burning hundred dollar bill, global juggernaut of entertainment, business.

Bobby Kotick, current CEO of Activision, is one of those cigar-smoking, scotch-swilling barons that is stifling the creativity of the industry. Not only that, he’s making an ASSLOAD of that paper along the way. So this week we discuss the role of business vs. creativity in the gaming industry.

Also on this week’s show Miller EA tells Pandemic “It’s not you, it’s me“, Modern Warfare 2 censored in Russia – Zangief upset, and triple A sequels sell like gangbusters while original IP’s flounder (sorry Tim Schafer). We also review the new Xbox Live update with Facebook and Twitter, giving us something to do on Xbox Live besides waste money on avatars when we’re drunk.

“Every person in Russia is Zangief”

LINK: BDPE-Episode57.mp3

So happy...Video games sure are a lot of fun. Shootin’ guns, cure
drivin’ trucks, realtimin’ strategies – there are so many ways to be entertained. But it’s easy to forget the video games industry is a business. And not just a business – a multi-billion dollar, light my cuban cigar with a burning hundred dollar bill, global juggernaut of entertainment, business.

Bobby Kotick, current CEO of Activision, is one of those cigar-smoking, scotch-swilling barons that is stifling the creativity of the industry. Not only that, he’s making an ASSLOAD of that paper along the way. So this week we discuss the role of business vs. creativity in the gaming industry.

Also on this week’s show Miller EA tells Pandemic “It’s not you, it’s me“, Modern Warfare 2 censored in Russia – Zangief upset, and triple A sequels sell like gangbusters while original IP’s flounder (sorry Tim Schafer). We also review the new Xbox Live update with Facebook and Twitter, giving us something to do on Xbox Live besides waste money on avatars when we’re drunk.

“Every person in Russia is Zangief”

LINK: BDPE-Episode57.mp3

So may kodez...I done told you, arthritis
can’t run from this pimpin’ baby! Alright, generic
so maybe we’ve gone a week without content, obesity
but we’ve got a brand new BDPE ready! Don’t worry, I’ve been cookin’ up some heat for you guys…

So apparently, a little game called Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 came out this week. But you probably already knew that since the entire gaming industry is jerking off to it right now. Though this show was recorded a few days prior, we discuss some of the legacy and controversy surrounding it’s launch.

Also on this week’s show Miller babbles about independent software development, we can finally stream tentacle rape on PS3, and Nine Inch Nails janks Halo: Reach. We also review DJ Hero, where you too can chop pops, and Borderlands, Diablo 2 + GUNZ = Perfect.

“The plastic peripheral is just a dick that you suck”

LINK: BDPE-Episode56.mp3

So may kodez...I done told you, food
can’t run from this pimpin’ baby! Alright, seek
so maybe we’ve gone a week without content, but we’ve got a brand new BDPE ready! Don’t worry, I’ve been cookin’ up some heat for you guys…

So apparently, a little game called Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 came out this week. But you probably already knew that since the entire gaming industry is jerking off to it right now. Though this show was recorded a few days prior, we discuss some of the legacy and controversy surrounding it’s launch.

Also on this week’s show Miller babbles about independent software development, we can finally stream tentacle rape on PS3, and Nine Inch Nails janks Halo: Reach. We also review DJ Hero, where you too can chop pops, and Borderlands, Diablo 2 + GUNZ = Perfect.

“The plastic peripheral is just a dick that you suck”

LINK: BDPE-Episode56.mp3

So may kodez...I done told you, prostate can’t run from this pimpin’ baby! Alright, allergist
so maybe we’ve gone a week without content, but we’ve got a brand new BDPE ready! Don’t worry, I’ve been cookin’ up some heat for you guys…

So apparently, a little game called Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 came out this week. But you probably already knew that since the entire gaming industry is jerking off to it right now. Though this show was recorded a few days prior, we discuss some of the legacy and controversy surrounding it’s launch.

Also on this week’s show Miller babbles about independent software development, we can finally stream tentacle rape on PS3, and Nine Inch Nails janks Halo: Reach. We also review DJ Hero, where you too can chop pops, and Borderlands, Diablo 2 + GUNZ = Perfect.

“The plastic peripheral is just a dick that you suck”

LINK: BDPE-Episode56.mp3

Terrifying. On many levels.Blam, therapist
son. We know it’s a little late, thumb but here’s the latest episode of BDPE. No Fic this week, he’s out battlin’ sweaty nerds at a gaming convention.

So many good games are out at the moment! Even William Miller is playing games, so you know something must be up…

On this week’s show we catch up on all the latest news and pass judgement on Prince of Persia, Brutal Legend, and Batman: Arkham Asylum. We also wade through a few week’s of emails and give you our favorite Halloween games.

“All of you unsubscribe, you fucking assholes”

LINK: BDPE-Episode55.mp3

Terrifying. On many levels.Blam, decease
son. We know it’s a little late, but here’s the latest episode of BDPE. No Fic this week, he’s out battlin’ sweaty nerds at a gaming convention.

So many good games are out at the moment! Even William Miller is playing games, so you know something must be up…

On this week’s show we catch up on all the latest news and pass judgement on Prince of Persia, Brutal Legend, and Batman: Arkham Asylum. We also wade through a few week’s of emails and give you our favorite Halloween games.

“All of you unsubscribe, you fucking assholes”

LINK: BDPE-Episode55.mp3

Terrifying. On many levels.Blam, check
son. We know it’s a little late, order
but here’s the latest episode of BDPE. No Fic this week, treatment
he’s out battlin’ sweaty nerds at a gaming convention.

So many good games are out at the moment! Even William Miller is playing games, so you know something must be up…

On this week’s show we catch up on all the latest news and pass judgement on Prince of Persia, Brutal Legend, and Batman: Arkham Asylum. We also wade through a few week’s of emails and give you our favorite Halloween games.

“All of you unsubscribe, you fucking assholes”

LINK: BDPE-Episode55.mp3

Editor’s Note: We never actually had shownotes for this show.  And I’m typing this up in April 2011, case
a year and a half after we recorded and posted it.  So I have no idea what we talked about on this show.  If anybody gives it a listen, send us an email at feedback at bestdamnpodcastever dot com, let us know what we talked about and I’ll update the shownotes.

LINK: BDPE-Episode54.mp3

Get u some.HALO 3! HALO 3! HALO 3! HALO 3! Oh, salve
sorry. Microsoft PR has gotten to us. Also this week, Mac gaming sucks a little less, Iwata > Gates, FASA Studio = OVUR, and playing WOW until you DIE.

Judgment: Gametap
Jank: 360 Wireless Controller Adapter for PC
Quote: “Thumbs up on that woman, by the way”

If you have any feedback, you can shoot us an email here, call our voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9.

MEDIA LINK: http://www.blakebuck.com/media/BDPE-Episode29.mp3

Greatest. Game. Ever.You may have noticed we’re running a bit behind here on BHS, health
but fear not! This isn’t the beginning of a multi-month slump – I’ve been moving back to Mississippi this week. We should be getting back to our regular schedule in the next few days.

On this week’s BDPE we talk about how Squaresoft has given up on creativity, advice
Brutal Legend owns Activision, Best Buy selling new games at used prices, and Scratch is now officially dead. Plus we review some summer XBLA games and try to figure out why celebrities drive sales in video games.

If you have any feedback email us here or call the listener line at 845-BATTLE-9. You can also talk amongst yourselves in the forums.

LINK: BDPE-Episode52.mp3

Just so we’re all clear, malady
my face does not look like a brick in Mario.

On this week’s show we talk about smuggling pot in your MAME cabinet, disease
playing with yourself in Guitar Hero 5, and recommend you all go pre-order T.I’s new MMORPG.

We also review the new Gears of War Dark Corners / All Fronts Map Packs, revisit Too Human (spoiler alert, it’s still balls), and finally learn why black people like Scarface so much.

Any feedback can be emailed here, or preferably call our listener line at 845-BATTLE-9, and post any thoughts in the forum.

LINK: BDPE-Episode51.mp3

Just so we’re all clear, pharmacy my face does not look like a brick in Mario.

On this week’s show we talk about smuggling pot in your MAME cabinet, playing with yourself in Guitar Hero 5, and recommend you all go pre-order T.I’s new MMORPG.

We also review the new Gears of War Dark Corners / All Fronts Map Packs, revisit Too Human (spoiler alert, it’s still balls), and finally learn why black people like Scarface so much.

Any feedback can be emailed here, or preferably call our listener line at 845-BATTLE-9, and post any thoughts in the forum.

LINK: BDPE-Episode51.mp3

Mmmmm...50 Episodes? Good god, remedy it’s time for a celebration! Everyone break out your favorite gaming accessories!

On this week’s show we recap you on all the news from Comic-Con 2009 (believe us, anesthetist
it’s a lot of news), a fair and unbiased review of too human, (it’s balls), and learn that both Oak-town gets it right (and Chi-town gets it right).

We also discuss trannies, bestiality, and how EA likes to remind us that women are still objects. Take that women’s lib – wave to them beneath our glass floor.

If you have any feedback for us just send us an email here, or call us up at 845-BATTLE-9.

LINK: BDPE-Episode50.mp3

Mmmmm...50 Episodes? Good god, health system
it’s time for a celebration! Everyone break out your favorite gaming accessories!

On this week’s show we recap you on all the news from Comic-Con 2009 (believe us, story
it’s a lot of news), a fair and unbiased review of too human, (it’s balls), and learn that both Oak-town gets it right (and Chi-town gets it right).

We also discuss trannies, bestiality, and how EA likes to remind us that women are still objects. Take that women’s lib – wave to them beneath our glass floor.

If you have any feedback for us just send us an email here, or call us up at 845-BATTLE-9.

LINK: BDPE-Episode50.mp3

Summer releases blow...Welcome to mid-July! Where the game industry goes to die a slow empty death. Kind of like a nursing home – we’ve had enough of your Vietnam stories grim-grim.

So the releases are slim, look the news is slow, the battle contestant sucked, and I’m still unemployed. But fear not! BDPE has got you covered, with at last a full crew this week!

We recount some of our favorite classic games you may want to revisit during these slower summer months, give you some good janks on how to wisely spend those recession dollars, and tell you the things to avoid (good god why did I buy Too Human? I knew that shit would suck and I bought it anyway).

As always, if you’d like to donate hit up our little button below. Post any feedback in the forums, and sign up for next week’s battle.

LINK: BDPE-Episode49.mp3″

Summer releases blow...Welcome to mid-July! Where the game industry goes to die a slow empty death. Kind of like a nursing home – we’ve had enough of your Vietnam stories grim-grim.

So the releases are slim, viagra
the news is slow, somnology
the battle contestant sucked, caries
and I’m still unemployed. But fear not! BDPE has got you covered, with at last a full crew this week!

We recount some of our favorite classic games you may want to revisit during these slower summer months, give you some good janks on how to wisely spend those recession dollars, and tell you the things to avoid (good god why did I buy Too Human? I knew that shit would suck and I bought it anyway).

As always, if you’d like to donate hit up our little button below. Post any feedback in the forums, and sign up for next week’s battle.

LINK: BDPE-Episode49.mp3″

I am so ashamed right now.BDPE is back bitches! After a lengthy hiatus involving a move to Baltimore, information pills
audio editor drama, cure
and a lengthy desert spirit journey, we bring you episode 48 of the Best Damn Podcast Ever.

On this week’s show we talk about some stories that fell through the cracks of E3 and discuss the rise and fall of eastern game development.

Hop in the forums and tell us what you think. And don’t forget to sign up for Battle…

LINK: BDPE-Episode48.mp3″

Electronic Entertainment Expo = fun times.Ahhh. The Electronic Entertainment Expo. An overhyped circus where only the largest of publisher’s get noticed and mediocrity is given the spotlight. Kind of like a fat kid at a talent show.

On this week’s show we recap all the news from E3 and breakdown what’s hot, order what’s not, unhealthy
and why Nintendo seems content to break their fan’s hearts time and time again.

LINK: BDPE-Episode47.mp3″

I am so ashamed right now.BDPE is back bitches! After a lengthy hiatus involving a move to Baltimore, Sildenafil
audio editor drama, denture
and a lengthy desert spirit journey, we bring you episode 48 of the Best Damn Podcast Ever.

On this week’s show we talk about some stories that fell through the cracks of E3 and discuss the rise and fall of eastern game development.

Hop in the forums and tell us what you think. And don’t forget to sign up for Battle…

LINK: BDPE-Episode48.mp3″

Jul 8

BDPE IS COMING BACK!
STRONGER THAN EVER BEFORE!

MORE HEATS!
MORE DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD’s!
MORE GO!

NEW SITE, order NEW SHIRTS, page NEW SHOWS!
MORE BUCK FOR THE BUCK!

SO STAY TUNED FOR MORE HEATS, AND DON’T FORGET TO SUBSCRIBE!

HEAT D GO!
Welcome to WordPress. This is your first post. Edit or delete it, salve
then start blogging!


This week BDPE’s got a very special guest! Andre Meadows, information pills
who some of you may know from his “Buy me a Wii” YouTube video, this site
talks to us about his love of games, treat
comedy, and his experiences as a black nerd.

Also this week, Jack Thompson announces himself keynote speaker at GDC, the ESRB says Manhunt 2′s rating will stand despite it sucking really bad, and Guitar Hero 3 makes Activision enough money to license a good set list next time – oooh, burn!

Judgment: Guitar Hero 3 (360, PS3, Wii, PS2)
Jank: Lost Planet Collector’s Edition
Quote: “I’m inviting him to MLK Day”

Check out Andre’s website and videos over at:

www.blacknerdcomedy.com

If you have any feedback, you can shoot us an email here, or call our voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9.

LINK: BDPE-Episode32.mp3″

No longer Best Friends Forever.Yeah, shop
so things have been sorta slow here at BHS as of late. But at least those of you subscribed to the feed have been getting new content every now and then.

Today we’ve got a new episode of BDPE I posted a few weeks ago, order
and I’ll be getting more stuff in the pipe soon.

On this week’s show Apple and Adobe continue their unending feud about the future of the mobile web, there
William gives us a quick look at the iPad, we take a giant dump on Final Fantasy 13’s terrible plot, level design, and progression issues.

Finally, if you’d like to discuss this week’s episode, hit us up on the forums.

LINK: BDPE-Episode63.mp3

Tuncer Deniz. The father I never had.THIS JUST IN. MAC GAMING IS NOT DEAD.

I know it’s hard to believe. Just ask Tuncer Deniz. But seriously, malady with Valve officially behind the Mac as a legitimate platform, maybe the Mac gaming industry won’t be limited to Magic Vines and Diner Dash.

Sure, I know what you’re saying. His Arabian Powers will quickly destroy BDPE and BHS. You’re probably right, as I often dream of Tuncer when I picture armageddon.

Also this week we discover that GAKIGATE has finally come to a close, we judge Chime on XBLA and Viva Pinanta: Trouble in Paradise, reveal the relatively unknown treasure of Shoot 1UP, discuss Infinity Ward’s designer shakeup, and finally get to some feedback.

Finally, if you’d like to discuss this week’s episode, hit us up on the forums.

LINK: BDPE-Episode62.mp3

Tuncer Deniz. The father I never had.THIS JUST IN. MAC GAMING IS NOT DEAD.

I know it’s hard to believe. Just ask Tuncer Deniz. But seriously, sick with Valve officially behind the Mac as a legitimate platform, maybe the Mac gaming industry won’t be limited to Magic Vines and Diner Dash.

Sure, I know what you’re saying. His Arabian Powers will quickly destroy BDPE and BHS. You’re probably right, as I often dream of Tuncer when I picture armageddon.

Also this week we discover that GAKIGATE has finally come to a close, we judge Chime on XBLA and Viva Pinanta: Trouble in Paradise, reveal the relatively unknown treasure of Shoot 1UP, discuss Infinity Ward’s designer shakeup, and finally get to some feedback.

Finally, if you’d like to discuss this week’s episode, hit us up on the forums.

LINK: BDPE-Episode62.mp3

Tuncer Deniz. The father I never had.THIS JUST IN. MAC GAMING IS NOT DEAD.

I know it’s hard to believe. Just ask Tuncer Deniz. But seriously, order
with Valve officially behind the Mac as a legitimate platform, viagra maybe the Mac gaming industry won’t be limited to Magic Vines and Diner Dash.

Sure, steroids
I know what you’re saying. His Arabian Powers will quickly destroy BDPE and BHS. You’re probably right, as I often dream of Tuncer when I picture armageddon.

Also this week we discover that GAKIGATE has finally come to a close, we judge Chime on XBLA and Viva Pinanta: Trouble in Paradise, reveal the relatively unknown treasure of Shoot 1UP, discuss Infinity Ward’s designer shakeup, and finally get to some feedback.

Finally, if you’d like to discuss this week’s episode, hit us up on the forums.

LINK: BDPE-Episode62.mp3

And stop calling me bitch.Alright, website like this
so we’ve started to fall behind. Hey, ed so what? Who the hell are you? Demanding content when we are cleary busy with other things. Screw you man. You’re an asshole. Click unsubscribe and do us all a favor.

Now that no one is left, health
we’ve got a holdover episode until BDPE Episode 62. It’s just Miller and Buck, and we’re keeping tabs on the the goins ons of the gaming industry. Fic may or may not be involved in a Superbowl induced coma.

This week we briefly touch on John Romero in the gaming industry (really?), and discuss releases and a quick wrapup.

Check out episode 62 for more hotness…

LINK: BDPE-Episode61p5.mp3

And stop calling me bitch.Alright, food
so we’ve started to fall behind. Hey, anesthetist
so what? Who the hell are you? Demanding content when we are cleary busy with other things. Screw you man. You’re an asshole. Click unsubscribe and do us all a favor.

Now that no one is left, we’ve got a holdover episode until BDPE Episode 62. It’s just Miller and Buck, and we’re keeping tabs on the the goins ons of the gaming industry. Fic may or may not be involved in a Superbowl induced coma.

This week we briefly touch on John Romero in the gaming industry (really?), and discuss releases and a quick wrapup.

Check out episode 62 for more hotness…

LINK: BDPE-Episode61p5.mp3

And stop calling me bitch.Alright, look
so we’ve started to fall behind. Hey, so what? Who the hell are you? Demanding content when we are cleary busy with other things. Screw you man. You’re an asshole. Click unsubscribe and do us all a favor.

Now that no one is left, we’ve got a holdover episode until BDPE Episode 62. It’s just Miller and Buck, and we’re keeping tabs on the the goins ons of the gaming industry. Fic may or may not be involved in a Superbowl induced coma.

This week we briefly touch on John Romero in the gaming industry (really?), and discuss releases and a quick wrapup.

Check out episode 62 for more hotness…

LINK: BDPE-Episode61p5.mp3

I drink money.The iPad is officially out, skincare
but the BDPE crew is skeptical to give it a full endorsement. Except for Fic, who’s paycheck is directly proportionate to the number of Apple products shipped per quarter.

Also on this week’s show we continue to gush over Borderlands, Microsoft continues to for you buy your games over and over, and Martin Sheen commands you to play Mass Effect 2. And apparently, the clan is back – lock your doors.

“Best Damn Podcast Ever is excited about the development opportunities available on the iPad. Including where you may or may not be able to insert your penis”

If you have any feedback leave it in the forums here.

LINK: BDPE-Episode61.mp3

I drink money.The iPad is officially out, page
but the BDPE crew is skeptical to give it a full endorsement. Except for Fic, order
who’s paycheck is directly proportionate to the number of Apple products shipped per quarter.

Also on this week’s show we continue to gush over Borderlands, buy Microsoft continues to for you buy your games over and over, and Martin Sheen commands you to play Mass Effect 2. And apparently, the clan is back – lock your doors.

“Best Damn Podcast Ever is excited about the development opportunities available on the iPad. Including where you may or may not be able to insert your penis”

If you have any feedback leave it in the forums here.

LINK: BDPE-Episode61.mp3

I drink money.The iPad is officially out, buy cialis
but the BDPE crew is skeptical to give it a full endorsement. Except for Fic, medic
who’s paycheck is directly proportionate to the number of Apple products shipped per quarter.

Also on this week’s show we continue to gush over Borderlands, Microsoft continues to for you buy your games over and over, and Martin Sheen commands you to play Mass Effect 2. And apparently, the clan is back – lock your doors.

“Best Damn Podcast Ever is excited about the development opportunities available on the iPad. Including where you may or may not be able to insert your penis”

If you have any feedback leave it in the forums here.

LINK: BDPE-Episode61.mp3

So handsome...iPad – “Our most advanced technology in a magical and revolutionary device at an unbelievable price.” – Apple

Magical? Revolutionary? Uh huh. Look at you. Thinkin’ you all big now. Oh wait. It is basically just iPhone Grande…

On this week’s show we discuss Apple’s new tablet and it’s ramifications for the gaming industry, prostate even though technically it wasn’t announced yet when we recorded this show. BDPE is just omniscient and knows about everything before it happens. You’re almost out of milk.

Also on this week’s show we talk releases, site
gush over gaming director Neill Blomkamp, go back to 2001 slash 1993 (looking at you Doom) with Serious Sam HD, and encourage Gordon Freeman to stop hanging out with Duke Nukem – he’s a bad influence.

“Her number was 555-245-7864. You typed FUCK YOU BITCH”

If you have any feedback leave it in the forums here.

LINK: BDPE-Episode60.mp3

So handsome...iPad – “Our most advanced technology in a magical and revolutionary device at an unbelievable price.” – Apple

Magical? Revolutionary? Uh huh. Look at you. Thinkin’ you all big now. Oh wait. It is basically just iPhone Grande…

On this week’s show we discuss Apple’s new tablet and it’s ramifications for the gaming industry, recipe
even though technically it wasn’t announced yet when we recorded this show. BDPE is just omniscient and knows about everything before it happens. You’re almost out of milk.

Also on this week’s show we talk releases, shop
gush over gaming director Neill Blomkamp, go back to 2001 slash 1993 (looking at you Doom) with Serious Sam HD, and encourage Gordon Freeman to stop hanging out with Duke Nukem – he’s a bad influence.

“Her number was 555-245-7864. You typed FUCK YOU BITCH”

If you have any feedback leave it in the forums here.

LINK: BDPE-Episode60.mp3

So handsome...iPad – “Our most advanced technology in a magical and revolutionary device at an unbelievable price.” – Apple

Magical? Revolutionary? Uh huh. Look at you. Thinkin’ you all big now. Oh wait. It is basically just iPhone Grande…

On this week’s show we discuss Apple’s new tablet and it’s ramifications for the gaming industry, medications
even though technically it wasn’t announced yet when we recorded this show. BDPE is just omniscient and knows about everything before it happens. You’re almost out of milk.

Also on this week’s show we talk releases, sildenafil
gush over gaming director Neill Blomkamp, ask
go back to 2001 slash 1993 (looking at you Doom) with Serious Sam HD, and encourage Gordon Freeman to stop hanging out with Duke Nukem – he’s a bad influence.

“Her number was 555-245-7864. You typed FUCK YOU BITCH”

If you have any feedback leave it in the forums here.

LINK: BDPE-Episode60.mp3

Someone owes me royalties.BDPE IS BACK! If I had a dollar every time I said that, sovaldi
I’d be making a living in a very unusual way.

In all seriousness, information pills
because of travel and all that family bullshit, the holidays alway seem to be a difficult time for us to record shows. Thankfully the annual alcohol induced haze from Thanksgiving to New Years has past, and more heat is warming up them pipes.

We talk about so much garbage this week I don’t even want to list it all. EA, the NFL, DJ Hero, Activision, and the responsibilities of being a large publisher. We also discuss good games MW2 showed back into first quarter 2010, and give an overview of today’s most influential titles in porn gaming.

Also on this week’s show we talk releases, micro-judgment Lego Indiana Jones 2, Dragon Age, Zelda Spirit Tracks, and Borderlands DLC.

“I’m gonna sign an exclusivity deal of my dick to your mouth”

If you have any feedback leave it in the forums here.

LINK: BDPE-Episode59.mp3

Someone owes me royalties.BDPE IS BACK! If I had a dollar every time I said that, cheapest
I’d be making a living in a very unusual way.

In all seriousness, because of travel and all that family bullshit, the holidays alway seem to be a difficult time for us to record shows. Thankfully the annual alcohol induced haze from Thanksgiving to New Years has past, and more heat is warming up them pipes.

We talk about so much garbage this week I don’t even want to list it all. EA, the NFL, DJ Hero, Activision, and the responsibilities of being a large publisher. We also discuss good games MW2 showed back into first quarter 2010, and give an overview of today’s most influential titles in porn gaming.

Also on this week’s show we talk releases, micro-judgment Lego Indiana Jones 2, Dragon Age, Zelda Spirit Tracks, and Borderlands DLC.

“I’m gonna sign an exclusivity deal of my dick to your mouth”

If you have any feedback leave it in the forums here.

LINK: BDPE-Episode59.mp3

Editor’s Note: We never actually had shownotes for this show.  And I’m typing this up in April 2011, look a year and a half after we recorded and posted it.  So I have no idea what we talked about on this show.  If anybody gives it a listen, send us an email at feedback at bestdamnpodcastever dot com, let us know what we talked about and I’ll update the shownotes.

LINK: BDPE-Episode58.mp3

So happy...Video games sure are a lot of fun. Shootin’ guns, glands
drivin’ trucks, stomach
realtimin’ strategies – there are so many ways to be entertained. But it’s easy to forget the video games industry is a business. And not just a business – a multi-billion dollar, ampoule
light my cuban cigar with a burning hundred dollar bill, global juggernaut of entertainment, business.

Bobby Kotick, current CEO of Activision, is one of those cigar-smoking, scotch-swilling barons that is stifling the creativity of the industry. Not only that, he’s making an ASSLOAD of that paper along the way. So this week we discuss the role of business vs. creativity in the gaming industry.

Also on this week’s show Miller EA tells Pandemic “It’s not you, it’s me“, Modern Warfare 2 censored in Russia – Zangief upset, and triple A sequels sell like gangbusters while original IP’s flounder (sorry Tim Schafer). We also review the new Xbox Live update with Facebook and Twitter, giving us something to do on Xbox Live besides waste money on avatars when we’re drunk.

“Every person in Russia is Zangief”

LINK: BDPE-Episode57.mp3

So happy...Video games sure are a lot of fun. Shootin’ guns, cure
drivin’ trucks, realtimin’ strategies – there are so many ways to be entertained. But it’s easy to forget the video games industry is a business. And not just a business – a multi-billion dollar, light my cuban cigar with a burning hundred dollar bill, global juggernaut of entertainment, business.

Bobby Kotick, current CEO of Activision, is one of those cigar-smoking, scotch-swilling barons that is stifling the creativity of the industry. Not only that, he’s making an ASSLOAD of that paper along the way. So this week we discuss the role of business vs. creativity in the gaming industry.

Also on this week’s show Miller EA tells Pandemic “It’s not you, it’s me“, Modern Warfare 2 censored in Russia – Zangief upset, and triple A sequels sell like gangbusters while original IP’s flounder (sorry Tim Schafer). We also review the new Xbox Live update with Facebook and Twitter, giving us something to do on Xbox Live besides waste money on avatars when we’re drunk.

“Every person in Russia is Zangief”

LINK: BDPE-Episode57.mp3

So may kodez...I done told you, arthritis
can’t run from this pimpin’ baby! Alright, generic
so maybe we’ve gone a week without content, obesity
but we’ve got a brand new BDPE ready! Don’t worry, I’ve been cookin’ up some heat for you guys…

So apparently, a little game called Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 came out this week. But you probably already knew that since the entire gaming industry is jerking off to it right now. Though this show was recorded a few days prior, we discuss some of the legacy and controversy surrounding it’s launch.

Also on this week’s show Miller babbles about independent software development, we can finally stream tentacle rape on PS3, and Nine Inch Nails janks Halo: Reach. We also review DJ Hero, where you too can chop pops, and Borderlands, Diablo 2 + GUNZ = Perfect.

“The plastic peripheral is just a dick that you suck”

LINK: BDPE-Episode56.mp3

So may kodez...I done told you, food
can’t run from this pimpin’ baby! Alright, seek
so maybe we’ve gone a week without content, but we’ve got a brand new BDPE ready! Don’t worry, I’ve been cookin’ up some heat for you guys…

So apparently, a little game called Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 came out this week. But you probably already knew that since the entire gaming industry is jerking off to it right now. Though this show was recorded a few days prior, we discuss some of the legacy and controversy surrounding it’s launch.

Also on this week’s show Miller babbles about independent software development, we can finally stream tentacle rape on PS3, and Nine Inch Nails janks Halo: Reach. We also review DJ Hero, where you too can chop pops, and Borderlands, Diablo 2 + GUNZ = Perfect.

“The plastic peripheral is just a dick that you suck”

LINK: BDPE-Episode56.mp3

So may kodez...I done told you, prostate can’t run from this pimpin’ baby! Alright, allergist
so maybe we’ve gone a week without content, but we’ve got a brand new BDPE ready! Don’t worry, I’ve been cookin’ up some heat for you guys…

So apparently, a little game called Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 came out this week. But you probably already knew that since the entire gaming industry is jerking off to it right now. Though this show was recorded a few days prior, we discuss some of the legacy and controversy surrounding it’s launch.

Also on this week’s show Miller babbles about independent software development, we can finally stream tentacle rape on PS3, and Nine Inch Nails janks Halo: Reach. We also review DJ Hero, where you too can chop pops, and Borderlands, Diablo 2 + GUNZ = Perfect.

“The plastic peripheral is just a dick that you suck”

LINK: BDPE-Episode56.mp3

Terrifying. On many levels.Blam, therapist
son. We know it’s a little late, thumb but here’s the latest episode of BDPE. No Fic this week, he’s out battlin’ sweaty nerds at a gaming convention.

So many good games are out at the moment! Even William Miller is playing games, so you know something must be up…

On this week’s show we catch up on all the latest news and pass judgement on Prince of Persia, Brutal Legend, and Batman: Arkham Asylum. We also wade through a few week’s of emails and give you our favorite Halloween games.

“All of you unsubscribe, you fucking assholes”

LINK: BDPE-Episode55.mp3

Terrifying. On many levels.Blam, decease
son. We know it’s a little late, but here’s the latest episode of BDPE. No Fic this week, he’s out battlin’ sweaty nerds at a gaming convention.

So many good games are out at the moment! Even William Miller is playing games, so you know something must be up…

On this week’s show we catch up on all the latest news and pass judgement on Prince of Persia, Brutal Legend, and Batman: Arkham Asylum. We also wade through a few week’s of emails and give you our favorite Halloween games.

“All of you unsubscribe, you fucking assholes”

LINK: BDPE-Episode55.mp3

Terrifying. On many levels.Blam, check
son. We know it’s a little late, order
but here’s the latest episode of BDPE. No Fic this week, treatment
he’s out battlin’ sweaty nerds at a gaming convention.

So many good games are out at the moment! Even William Miller is playing games, so you know something must be up…

On this week’s show we catch up on all the latest news and pass judgement on Prince of Persia, Brutal Legend, and Batman: Arkham Asylum. We also wade through a few week’s of emails and give you our favorite Halloween games.

“All of you unsubscribe, you fucking assholes”

LINK: BDPE-Episode55.mp3

Editor’s Note: We never actually had shownotes for this show.  And I’m typing this up in April 2011, case
a year and a half after we recorded and posted it.  So I have no idea what we talked about on this show.  If anybody gives it a listen, send us an email at feedback at bestdamnpodcastever dot com, let us know what we talked about and I’ll update the shownotes.

LINK: BDPE-Episode54.mp3

Get u some.HALO 3! HALO 3! HALO 3! HALO 3! Oh, salve
sorry. Microsoft PR has gotten to us. Also this week, Mac gaming sucks a little less, Iwata > Gates, FASA Studio = OVUR, and playing WOW until you DIE.

Judgment: Gametap
Jank: 360 Wireless Controller Adapter for PC
Quote: “Thumbs up on that woman, by the way”

If you have any feedback, you can shoot us an email here, call our voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9.

MEDIA LINK: http://www.blakebuck.com/media/BDPE-Episode29.mp3

Greatest. Game. Ever.You may have noticed we’re running a bit behind here on BHS, health
but fear not! This isn’t the beginning of a multi-month slump – I’ve been moving back to Mississippi this week. We should be getting back to our regular schedule in the next few days.

On this week’s BDPE we talk about how Squaresoft has given up on creativity, advice
Brutal Legend owns Activision, Best Buy selling new games at used prices, and Scratch is now officially dead. Plus we review some summer XBLA games and try to figure out why celebrities drive sales in video games.

If you have any feedback email us here or call the listener line at 845-BATTLE-9. You can also talk amongst yourselves in the forums.

LINK: BDPE-Episode52.mp3

Just so we’re all clear, malady
my face does not look like a brick in Mario.

On this week’s show we talk about smuggling pot in your MAME cabinet, disease
playing with yourself in Guitar Hero 5, and recommend you all go pre-order T.I’s new MMORPG.

We also review the new Gears of War Dark Corners / All Fronts Map Packs, revisit Too Human (spoiler alert, it’s still balls), and finally learn why black people like Scarface so much.

Any feedback can be emailed here, or preferably call our listener line at 845-BATTLE-9, and post any thoughts in the forum.

LINK: BDPE-Episode51.mp3

Just so we’re all clear, pharmacy my face does not look like a brick in Mario.

On this week’s show we talk about smuggling pot in your MAME cabinet, playing with yourself in Guitar Hero 5, and recommend you all go pre-order T.I’s new MMORPG.

We also review the new Gears of War Dark Corners / All Fronts Map Packs, revisit Too Human (spoiler alert, it’s still balls), and finally learn why black people like Scarface so much.

Any feedback can be emailed here, or preferably call our listener line at 845-BATTLE-9, and post any thoughts in the forum.

LINK: BDPE-Episode51.mp3

Mmmmm...50 Episodes? Good god, remedy it’s time for a celebration! Everyone break out your favorite gaming accessories!

On this week’s show we recap you on all the news from Comic-Con 2009 (believe us, anesthetist
it’s a lot of news), a fair and unbiased review of too human, (it’s balls), and learn that both Oak-town gets it right (and Chi-town gets it right).

We also discuss trannies, bestiality, and how EA likes to remind us that women are still objects. Take that women’s lib – wave to them beneath our glass floor.

If you have any feedback for us just send us an email here, or call us up at 845-BATTLE-9.

LINK: BDPE-Episode50.mp3

Mmmmm...50 Episodes? Good god, health system
it’s time for a celebration! Everyone break out your favorite gaming accessories!

On this week’s show we recap you on all the news from Comic-Con 2009 (believe us, story
it’s a lot of news), a fair and unbiased review of too human, (it’s balls), and learn that both Oak-town gets it right (and Chi-town gets it right).

We also discuss trannies, bestiality, and how EA likes to remind us that women are still objects. Take that women’s lib – wave to them beneath our glass floor.

If you have any feedback for us just send us an email here, or call us up at 845-BATTLE-9.

LINK: BDPE-Episode50.mp3

Summer releases blow...Welcome to mid-July! Where the game industry goes to die a slow empty death. Kind of like a nursing home – we’ve had enough of your Vietnam stories grim-grim.

So the releases are slim, look the news is slow, the battle contestant sucked, and I’m still unemployed. But fear not! BDPE has got you covered, with at last a full crew this week!

We recount some of our favorite classic games you may want to revisit during these slower summer months, give you some good janks on how to wisely spend those recession dollars, and tell you the things to avoid (good god why did I buy Too Human? I knew that shit would suck and I bought it anyway).

As always, if you’d like to donate hit up our little button below. Post any feedback in the forums, and sign up for next week’s battle.

LINK: BDPE-Episode49.mp3″

Summer releases blow...Welcome to mid-July! Where the game industry goes to die a slow empty death. Kind of like a nursing home – we’ve had enough of your Vietnam stories grim-grim.

So the releases are slim, viagra
the news is slow, somnology
the battle contestant sucked, caries
and I’m still unemployed. But fear not! BDPE has got you covered, with at last a full crew this week!

We recount some of our favorite classic games you may want to revisit during these slower summer months, give you some good janks on how to wisely spend those recession dollars, and tell you the things to avoid (good god why did I buy Too Human? I knew that shit would suck and I bought it anyway).

As always, if you’d like to donate hit up our little button below. Post any feedback in the forums, and sign up for next week’s battle.

LINK: BDPE-Episode49.mp3″

I am so ashamed right now.BDPE is back bitches! After a lengthy hiatus involving a move to Baltimore, information pills
audio editor drama, cure
and a lengthy desert spirit journey, we bring you episode 48 of the Best Damn Podcast Ever.

On this week’s show we talk about some stories that fell through the cracks of E3 and discuss the rise and fall of eastern game development.

Hop in the forums and tell us what you think. And don’t forget to sign up for Battle…

LINK: BDPE-Episode48.mp3″

Electronic Entertainment Expo = fun times.Ahhh. The Electronic Entertainment Expo. An overhyped circus where only the largest of publisher’s get noticed and mediocrity is given the spotlight. Kind of like a fat kid at a talent show.

On this week’s show we recap all the news from E3 and breakdown what’s hot, order what’s not, unhealthy
and why Nintendo seems content to break their fan’s hearts time and time again.

LINK: BDPE-Episode47.mp3″

Mar 9

* Registering wasn’t working (for a few weeks.. whoops) [b]FIXED[/b]
* Posting youtube videos (type: [ yt ]videonumber[/ yt ] e.g [ yt ]vWdsdAdss[ /yt ] )
* DDDDDD’s are back (refresh your cache for them to come back)
* Some backend integration with the wiki has happened, recipe you’ll see the results soon 😉

I think that’s it. I’ll update with anything I’ve forgotten.

If you can think of any tweaks/features, please let me know and I’ll try and work them in :)

Editing.  It’s a bitch.  The process seems to be taking longer and longer each week, store and between two podcasts, prescription classes, and trying to steal money from children, my free time is next to nothing.  So this week’s show is a bit late.  You can cry about it with the other babies in the forums, or apply for a the notorious position of BDPE audio editor.  Just check out this thread to apply.

News: FTC to Regulate Smurf Berries, Minecraft Coming to XBLA Thanks to DBAD licensing, 3DS Launch Details Unveiled to Ever Shrinking Nintendo Fanbase, Billy Mitchell Still King of Classic Gaming, iPad Rumors Run Rampant

Judgement: Dead Tape 1 (Multiple), VVVVVV (PC and Mac), Tiny Wings (iOS)

Also on this week’s show, when free speech gets too real, the responsibility to the sequel, and we throw out all collective human knowledge just because we can’t see empirical evidence of it.

If you’d like to see Beadle’s Birthday card, here’s the link.  But be warned, it is beyond unsafe for work, or anywhere for that matter.  And again, thanks to Super Derp for hooking us up with the BDPE Soundboard, check it out on the forums.

If you have any feedback, send your email to feedback at best damn podcast ever dot com, call the listener line at 845-BATTLE-9, or head over to the forums.

LINK: BDPE-Episode68.mp3

Editing.  It’s a bitch.  The process seems to be taking longer and longer each week, patient and between two podcasts, site classes, and trying to steal money from children, my free time is next to nothing.  So this week’s show is a bit late.  You can cry about it with the other babies in the forums, or apply for a the notorious position of BDPE audio editor.  Just check out this thread to apply.

News: FTC to Regulate Smurf Berries, Minecraft Coming to XBLA Thanks to DBAD licensing, 3DS Launch Details Unveiled to Ever Shrinking Nintendo Fanbase, Billy Mitchell Still King of Classic Gaming, iPad Rumors Run Rampant

Judgement: Dead Tape 1 (Multiple), VVVVVV (PC and Mac), Tiny Wings (iOS)

Also on this week’s show, when free speech gets too real, the responsibility to the sequel, and we throw out all collective human knowledge just because we can’t see empirical evidence of it.

If you’d like to see Beadle’s Birthday card, here’s the link.  But be warned, it is beyond unsafe for work, or anywhere for that matter.  And again, thanks to Super Derp for hooking us up with the BDPE Soundboard, check it out on the forums.

If you have any feedback, send your email to feedback at best damn podcast ever dot com, call the listener line at 845-BATTLE-9, or head over to the forums.

LINK: BDPE-Episode68.mp3

Smooch.

Ahhh. I love the smell of a podcast I didn’t have to edit. In the morning. Smells like, anorexia
laziness. Or a delicious 420 calorie McGriddle. That’s all thanks to our new audio editor CraigReed! From now on, pilule
he’ll be helping us get these shows out to you guys faster. And by that, phthisiatrician
I mean until he gets angry at us and quits after like 3 months. You know like some other editors we know.

News: Nintendo Still Pretending the Boat isn’t Sinking, Notch Works on New Card Game – No One Excited, Visceral Games Works on ‘Something’, Miller and Fic Apple Nipps A-Twitter with iPad 2 Reveal, Bungie Likely Working on MMO While Shareholders and Fans Weep

Judgement: BulletStorm (360)

Also on this week’s show, we discuss sports. Which ones are fun, which ones are boring (looking at you baseball), and which ones need more GUNZ. We debate optical media, Blake again laments the loss of his beloved Dreamcast, and our listeners continue to terrify us.

If you have any feedback, send your email to feedback at best damn podcast ever dot com, call the listener line at 845-BATTLE-9, or head over to the forums.

LINK: BDPE-Episode69.mp3

Editing.  It’s a bitch.  The process seems to be taking longer and longer each week, viagra 40mg
and between two podcasts, advice classes, and trying to steal money from children, my free time is next to nothing.  So this week’s show is a bit late.  You can cry about it with the other babies in the forums, or apply for a the notorious position of BDPE audio editor.  Just check out this thread to apply.

News: FTC to Regulate Smurf Berries, Minecraft Coming to XBLA Thanks to DBAD licensing, 3DS Launch Details Unveiled to Ever Shrinking Nintendo Fanbase, Billy Mitchell Still King of Classic Gaming, iPad Rumors Run Rampant

Judgement: Dead Tape 1 (Multiple), VVVVVV (PC and Mac), Tiny Wings (iOS)

Also on this week’s show, when free speech gets too real, the responsibility to the sequel, and we throw out all collective human knowledge just because we can’t see empirical evidence of it.

If you’d like to see Beadle’s Birthday card, here’s the link.  But be warned, it is beyond unsafe for work, or anywhere for that matter.  And again, thanks to Super Derp for hooking us up with the BDPE Soundboard, check it out on the forums.

If you have any feedback, send your email to feedback at best damn podcast ever dot com, call the listener line at 845-BATTLE-9, or head over to the forums.

LINK: BDPE-Episode68.mp3

Smooch.

Ahhh. I love the smell of a podcast I didn’t have to edit. In the morning. Smells like, sildenafil
laziness. Or a delicious 420 calorie McGriddle. That’s all thanks to our new audio editor CraigReed! From now on, sanitary
he’ll be helping us get these shows out to you guys faster. And by that, I mean until he gets angry at us and quits after like 3 months. You know like some other editors we know.

News: Nintendo Still Pretending the Boat isn’t Sinking, Notch Works on New Card Game – No One Excited, Visceral Games Works on ‘Something’, Miller and Fic Apple Nipps A-Twitter with iPad 2 Reveal, Bungie Likely Working on MMO While Shareholders and Fans Weep

Judgement: BulletStorm (360)

Also on this week’s show, we discuss sports. Which ones are fun, which ones are boring (looking at you baseball), and which ones need more GUNZ. We debate optical media, Blake again laments the loss of his beloved Dreamcast, and our listeners continue to terrify us.

If you have any feedback, send your email to feedback at best damn podcast ever dot com, call the listener line at 845-BATTLE-9, or head over to the forums.

LINK: BDPE-Episode69.mp3

With William Miller absent this week for PAX, approved
Fic and Buck must tackle the issues by themselves.  And without the show’s so-called silent glue, things get a little weird.  I mean seriously, what the hell is an “Egg Baby” Justin Fic?

News: Microsoft Working on Next Xbox?, Serious Sam Spinoffs, Kids Still Catching Them All, Pricing in Digital Marketplaces, and Getting Old Still Sucks

Discussion: Gambling on Social and Mobile Platforms

We also talk about making your own Mame Machine, Justin Fic turns 30 and becomes a real man, and we get a phone call from a real-life sexy lady.  Somehow.

If you have any feedback, send your email to feedback at best damn podcast ever dot com, call the listener line at 845-BATTLE-9, or head over to the forums.

LINK: BDPE-Episode70.mp3

Weighing in at an hour and forty-three minutes, abortion
I dare say this is one of our longest episodes ever.  With a mountain of news, feedback, and us getting sidetracked talking about the existence of god, this thing is a monster.  Also, Blake has decided his is now made of gold.  MONGLERS UNITE.

News: Miller hits up PAX East and turns is back on The Duke, Fic’s nips are all atwitter over Sword and Sorcery EP, Activision and EA mired in lawsuit hell, BAFTA winner’s announced – Peter Molyneux pretends to still be relevant, THQ investors flee after bad Homefront reviews despite decent sales, Jeff Gerstmann update – still overweight, and Japanese earthquake’s affect on the gaming industry.

If you have any feedback, send your email to feedback at best damn podcast ever dot com, call the listener line at 845-BATTLE-9, or head over to the forums.

LINK: BDPE-Episode71.mp3

Full show notes coming soon…

News: Miller hits up PAX East and turns is back on The Duke, and Fic’s nips are all atwitter over Sword and Sorcery EP, Activision and EA mired in lawsuit hell, BAFTA winner’s announced – Peter Molyneux pretends to still be relevant, THQ investors flee after bad Homefront reviews despite decent sales, Jeff Gerstmann update – still overweight, and Japanese earthquake’s affect on the gaming industry.

If you have any feedback, send your email to feedback at best damn podcast ever dot com, call the listener line at 845-BATTLE-9, or head over to the forums.

LINK: BDPE-Episode71.mp3

Weighing in at an hour and forty-three minutes, click
I dare say this is one of our longest episodes ever.  With a mountain of news, viagra 40mg
feedback, Glaucoma
and us getting sidetracked talking about the existence of god, this thing is a monster.  Also, Blake has decided his is now made of gold.  MONGLERS UNITE.

News: Miller hits up PAX East and turns is back on The Duke, Fic’s nips are all atwitter over Sword and Sorcery EP, Activision and EA mired in lawsuit hell, BAFTA winner’s announced – Peter Molyneux pretends to still be relevant, THQ investors flee after bad Homefront reviews despite decent sales, Jeff Gerstmann update – still overweight, and Japanese earthquake’s affect on the gaming industry.

If you have any feedback, send your email to feedback at best damn podcast ever dot com, call the listener line at 845-BATTLE-9, or head over to the forums.

LINK: BDPE-Episode71.mp3

Oh come on.  It’s every sweaty nerd‘s dream.  A full size Mame cabinet with all your favorite games from the golden ages of the arcade?  But how do you make it come true?  No worries, buy
Buck and Fic both have experience building Mame boxes of the own, order
and on this week’s episode they’ll give you tips on how to make a decent box.  One that won’t find it’s way to this page.

News: Playstation Hacker Still at Large, look New Dawn of War Action Game, Vietnam + Magic = Great

Discussion: Mame Cabinets and How to Build Them

Extra Links: Nintendo Power Ad, Dorris Butterina?

If you have any feedback, send your email to feedback at best damn podcast ever dot com, call the listener line at 845-BATTLE-9, or head over to the forums.

LINK: BDPE-Episode72.mp3

Greatest. Game. Ever.You may have noticed we’re running a bit behind here on BHS, cialis but fear not! This isn’t the beginning of a multi-month slump – I’ve been moving back to Mississippi this week. We should be getting back to our regular schedule in the next few days.

On this week’s BDPE we talk about how Squaresoft has given up on creativity, Brutal Legend owns Activision, Best Buy selling new games at used prices, and Scratch is now officially dead. Plus we review some summer XBLA games and try to figure out why celebrities drive sales in video games.

If you have any feedback email us here or call the listener line at 845-BATTLE-9. You can also talk amongst yourselves in the forums.

LINK: MP3 M4A

Just so we’re all clear, drugs
my face does not look like a brick in Mario.

On this week’s show we talk about smuggling pot in your MAME cabinet, playing with yourself in Guitar Hero 5, and recommend you all go pre-order T.I’s new MMORPG.

We also review the new Gears of War Dark Corners / All Fronts Map Packs, revisit Too Human (spoiler alert, it’s still balls), and finally learn why black people like Scarface so much.

Any feedback can be emailed here, or preferably call our listener line at 845-BATTLE-9, and post any thoughts in the forum.

LINK: MP3 M4A

Summer releases blow...Welcome to mid-July! Where the game industry goes to die a slow empty death. Kind of like a nursing home – we’ve had enough of your Vietnam stories grim-grim.

So the releases are slim, clinic the news is slow, angina
the battle contestant sucked, rx and I’m still unemployed. But fear not! BDPE has got you covered, with at last a full crew this week!

We recount some of our favorite classic games you may want to revisit during these slower summer months, give you some good janks on how to wisely spend those recession dollars, and tell you the things to avoid (good god why did I buy Too Human? I knew that shit would suck and I bought it anyway).

As always, if you’d like to donate hit up our little button below. Post any feedback in the forums, and sign up for next week’s battle.

LINK: MP3 M4A

Full show notes coming soon…

Extra Links:  Nintendo Power Ad, see
Dorris Butterina?

If you have any feedback, send your email to feedback at best damn podcast ever dot com, call the listener line at 845-BATTLE-9, or head over to the forums.

LINK: BDPE-Episode72.mp3

Oh come on.  It’s every sweaty nerd‘s dream.  A full size Mame cabinet with all your favorite games from the golden ages of the arcade?  But how do you make it come true?  No worries, order
Buck and Fic both have experience building Mame boxes of the own, and on this week’s episode they’ll give you tips on how to make a decent box.  One that won’t find it’s way to this page.

News: Playstation Hacker Still at Large, New Dawn of War Action Game, Vietnam + Magic = Great

Discussion: Mame Cabinets and How to Build Them

Extra Links: Nintendo Power Ad, Dorris Butterina?

If you have any feedback, send your email to feedback at best damn podcast ever dot com, call the listener line at 845-BATTLE-9, or head over to the forums.

LINK: BDPE-Episode72.mp3

Sometimes it is important to develop the finer aspects of your game: art direction, order
soundtrack, pilule
story, atmosphere, etc.  Other times, it’s important to just CUT.  Rarely do games ever get both right, yet somehow Sword and Sworcery seems to do just that.

News: Mortal Kombat Require Kode, Fighting Games Still Good?, Kojima now VP, New GTA V Deets, Nintendo 3DS Sells Like Gangbusters (Allegedly)

Judgement: Sword and Sworcery EP

If you have any feedback, send your email to feedback at best damn podcast ever dot com, call the listener line at 845-BATTLE-9, or head over to the forums.

LINK: BDPE-Episode73.mp3

Sometimes it is important to develop the finer aspects of your game: art direction, diagnosis soundtrack, story, atmosphere, etc.  Other times, it’s important to just CUT.  Rarely do games ever get both right, yet somehow Sword and Sworcery seems to do just that.

News: Mortal Kombat Require Kode, Fighting Games Still Good?, Kojima now VP, New GTA V Deets, Nintendo 3DS Sells Like Gangbusters (Allegedly)

Judgement: Sword and Sworcery EP

If you have any feedback, send your email to feedback at best damn podcast ever dot com, call the listener line at 845-BATTLE-9, or head over to the forums.

LINK: BDPE-Episode73.mp3

Some people like math.  Other people like to drink.  While Miller and Fic might fall into the first category, visit this
Blake falls squarely into the second category.  And what a category it is…

News: Japanese Gaming Industry only Slightly Affected by Quake, Hackers Targeting Executives, Charlie Sheen Moving into Gaming?, Live Action Mortal Kombat Series, Burnout Crash Leaked, New NBA Jam Announced,

Judgement: Death Rally (iPhone and iPad), Nintendo 3DS Impressions

If you have any feedback, send your email to feedback at best damn podcast ever dot com, call the listener line at 845-BATTLE-9, or head over to the forums.

LINK: BDPE-Episode74.mp3

You get older. You get crotchety. It just happens. What was once your favorite franchise has now become hackneyed and trite. You try to keep an open mind, viagra sale
because it’s hard on account of your drinking problem. You start shouting at children on the street about the good old days when you could buy a memory card for a haypenny, and the only downloadable content you needed was the Sega Channel. Then you forget what you were talking about and figure you should probably go to the liquor store before sunset. That’s when the goblins come out.

News: SSX Deadly Descent nominated for worst title ever, GeoHot apparently still a hot news topic, Does Zelda suck now, Gaming too mainstream, Wii price drop imminent

Judgement: Torchlight (360/PC/Mac)

If you have any feedback, send your email to feedback at best damn podcast ever dot com, call the listener line at 845-BATTLE-9, or head over to the forums.

LINK: BDPE-Episode75.mp3

Some people like math.  Other people like to drink.  While Miller and Fic might fall into the first category, capsule Blake falls squarely into the second category.  And what a category it is…

News: Japanese Gaming Industry only Slightly Affected by Quake, viagra Hackers Targeting Executives, Charlie Sheen Moving into Gaming?, Live Action Mortal Kombat Series, Burnout Crash Leaked, New NBA Jam Announced,

Judgement: Death Rally (iPhone and iPad), Nintendo 3DS Impressions

If you have any feedback, send your email to feedback at best damn podcast ever dot com, call the listener line at 845-BATTLE-9, or head over to the forums.

LINK: BDPE-Episode74.mp3

You get older. You get crotchety. It just happens. What was once your favorite franchise has now become hackneyed and trite. You try to keep an open mind, melanoma
because it’s hard on account of your drinking problem. You start shouting at children on the street about the good old days when you could buy a memory card for a haypenny, here
and the only downloadable content you needed was the Sega Channel. Then you forget what you were talking about and figure you should probably go to the liquor store before sunset. That’s when the goblins come out.

News: SSX Deadly Descent nominated for worst title ever, GeoHot apparently still a hot news topic, Does Zelda suck now, Gaming too mainstream, Wii price drop imminent

Judgement: Torchlight (360/PC/Mac)

If you have any feedback, send your email to feedback at best damn podcast ever dot com, call the listener line at 845-BATTLE-9, or head over to the forums.

LINK: BDPE-Episode75.mp3

NextGen.  How long has it been since I’ve heard that terrible phrase?  And with it the mountain of fanboy technobabble – polygons, mind  gigahertz, look ridiculous touch screen wiggle controllers, drugs
and social media synergy.  We’re one week into this and I already want to vomit.

News: Kinect for Netflix, Gamefly Lawsuit Settled, Nintendo’s Rumored Next-Gen Console with Tablet Controls, Sonic Generations Will Probably Suck, M-Rated Games Again Under Fire, Sony Discontinues PSP Go, Darkspore Might Not suck

Judgement: Portal 2, then we forgot about it.  Oops.

Also, this weeks’ show was a bit of a doozy with all the NextGen goo dripping from every news story, so we’ll catch back up on Feedback next week.  But keep em, comin!

If you have any feedback, send your email to feedback at best damn podcast ever dot com, call the listener line at 845-BATTLE-9, or head over to the forums.

LINK: BDPE-Episode76.mp3


Sometimes, doctor
things just don’t work like their supposed to.  Like signing up for Playstation Network and 6 months later somebody’s using your credit card to buy two hundred copies of the movie Hackers.  Or worse.  Like doing a podcast with an incompetent cohost who fails to record his audio properly.

So, there’s no episode 77.  Gone forever.  Send your tears to the forums.

News: PSN Meltdown, Nintendo and THQ Profits Down, Burgertime HD Announced, Too Human Just Won’t Die, New Nintendo Console Rumors, Ubisoft Making Films and TV Shows

Discussion: The Zombie Gaming Fad

Judgement: Portal 2, for real this time.

If you have any feedback, send your email to feedback at best damn podcast ever dot com, call the listener line at 845-BATTLE-9, or head over to the forums.

MP3 LINK: http://www.blakebuck.com/media/BDPE-Episode78.mp3

Editing.  It’s a bitch.  The process seems to be taking longer and longer each week, prescription
and between two podcasts, classes, and trying to steal money from children, my free time is next to nothing.  So this week’s show is a bit late.  You can cry about it with the other babies in the forums, or apply for a the notorious position of BDPE audio editor.  Just check out this thread to apply.

News: FTC to Regulate Smurf Berries, Minecraft Coming to XBLA Thanks to DBAD licensing, 3DS Launch Details Unveiled to Ever Shrinking Nintendo Fanbase, Billy Mitchell Still King of Classic Gaming, iPad Rumors Run Rampant

Judgement: Dead Tape 1 (Multiple), VVVVVV (PC and Mac), Tiny Wings (iOS)

Also on this week’s show, when free speech gets too real, the responsibility to the sequel, and we throw out all collective human knowledge just because we can’t see empirical evidence of it.

If you’d like to see Beadle’s Birthday card, here’s the link.  But be warned, it is beyond unsafe for work, or anywhere for that matter.  And again, thanks to Super Derp for hooking us up with the BDPE Soundboard, check it out on the forums.

If you have any feedback, send your email to feedback at best damn podcast ever dot com, call the listener line at 845-BATTLE-9, or head over to the forums.

LINK: BDPE-Episode68.mp3

No longer Best Friends Forever.Yeah, dosage
so things have been sorta slow here at BHS as of late. But at least those of you subscribed to the feed have been getting new content every now and then.

Today we’ve got a new episode of BDPE I posted a few weeks ago, health care
and I’ll be getting more stuff in the pipe soon.

On this week’s show Apple and Adobe continue their unending feud about the future of the mobile web, William gives us a quick look at the iPad, we take a giant dump on Final Fantasy 13′s terrible plot, level design, and progression issues.

Finally, if you’d like to discuss this week’s episode, hit us up on the forums.

LINK: BDPE-Episode63.mp3

Greatest. Game. Ever.You may have noticed we’re running a bit behind here on BHS, ampoule but fear not! This isn’t the beginning of a multi-month slump – I’ve been moving back to Mississippi this week. We should be getting back to our regular schedule in the next few days.

On this week’s BDPE we talk about how Squaresoft has given up on creativity, clinic Brutal Legend owns Activision, ambulance Best Buy selling new games at used prices, and Scratch is now officially dead. Plus we review some summer XBLA games and try to figure out why celebrities drive sales in video games.

If you have any feedback email us here or call the listener line at 845-BATTLE-9. You can also talk amongst yourselves in the forums.

LINK: BDPE-Episode52.mp3

Electronic Entertainment Expo = fun times.Ahhh. The Electronic Entertainment Expo. An overhyped circus where only the largest of publisher’s get noticed and mediocrity is given the spotlight. Kind of like a fat kid at a talent show.

On this week’s show we recap all the news from E3 and breakdown what’s hot, mind what’s not, and why Nintendo seems content to break their fan’s hearts time and time again.

LINK: BDPE-Episode47.mp3″

On this week’s (ha) episode, youth health
Blake and Fic discuss the deeper meaning of tube gameplay, Fic crackles his mic around a bunch and I have to edit it out so you won’t hear it unless I failed to do my job, Blake figures out how to play voicemails again, and I take a week to edit the show because I’m lazy. You’ll laugh, you’ll stop laughing and nod your head in agreement, and then you’ll laugh again at this quad-annual BEST DAMN PODCAST EVER.

Or BIG HOT SHO. Whatever.

And yes, that’s me singing at the end. Sorry.

LINK: BDPE-Episode46.mp3

Nov 12

He's my hero.This time on The Best Damn Podcast Ever we get down and dirty with an update to Redline, migraine Garriott comes down from his high (He had to be high to spend $30 million to go to space), implant THQ picks up the “Fiddy-Cent” game, pills Soulja Boy tells ’em about Braid (WHOOOOOP!!!), Quick rundown of the DSi, Halo 3: Recon, the new Xbox Experience, Diablo 3, Little Big Planet, Gametap’s failure, Burnout Paradise WITH BIKES!!! Also, Miller’s fun time at the gun range and Fic banned from Halo 3. All this and more…

Releases: Fallout 3 (360, PS3, PC), Motorstorm: Pacific Rift (PS3), Little Big Tape (Little Big Planet for those not using Miller-speak), Guitar Hero: World Tour (360, PS3, Wii), Command and Conquer: Red Alert 3 (360, PS3, PC), Moto GP ’08 (360, PS3, PC), Penny Arcade Adventures Episode 2 (XBLA)

Judgement: Fic’s Gamerscore Masocism Fiesta 2000 continues with Pirates of the Carribean: At World’s End; Blake’s mini-judgements for Dead Space and he makes mention of Saint’s Row 2’s collectors edition extras; Miller’s review bonanza for PS3 (He only uses it for Blu-Ray), Wii Golf, Metal Gear Solid 4, Ratchet and Clank: Future (As we all know and have known, Miller hates games. Nothing to see here, move along.)

Jank:Portal: Still Alive (XBLA), GTA: San Andreas (XBLA), Duke Nukem 3D (XBLA)

Feedback: A few voicemails (Including a special someone) and a TON of crappy emails

Stump: Five Days a Stranger, Cadaver, Powerstone (Again)

Battle returns…2 contestants, both of which turn out to be worthless bitches.

If you have any feedback, you can shoot an email here, call the voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9.

– Spawn 622

LINK: BDPE-Episode45.mp3″

Sep 29

He's my hero.This time on The Best Damn Podcast Ever we get down and dirty with an update to Redline, migraine Garriott comes down from his high (He had to be high to spend $30 million to go to space), implant THQ picks up the “Fiddy-Cent” game, pills Soulja Boy tells ’em about Braid (WHOOOOOP!!!), Quick rundown of the DSi, Halo 3: Recon, the new Xbox Experience, Diablo 3, Little Big Planet, Gametap’s failure, Burnout Paradise WITH BIKES!!! Also, Miller’s fun time at the gun range and Fic banned from Halo 3. All this and more…

Releases: Fallout 3 (360, PS3, PC), Motorstorm: Pacific Rift (PS3), Little Big Tape (Little Big Planet for those not using Miller-speak), Guitar Hero: World Tour (360, PS3, Wii), Command and Conquer: Red Alert 3 (360, PS3, PC), Moto GP ’08 (360, PS3, PC), Penny Arcade Adventures Episode 2 (XBLA)

Judgement: Fic’s Gamerscore Masocism Fiesta 2000 continues with Pirates of the Carribean: At World’s End; Blake’s mini-judgements for Dead Space and he makes mention of Saint’s Row 2’s collectors edition extras; Miller’s review bonanza for PS3 (He only uses it for Blu-Ray), Wii Golf, Metal Gear Solid 4, Ratchet and Clank: Future (As we all know and have known, Miller hates games. Nothing to see here, move along.)

Jank:Portal: Still Alive (XBLA), GTA: San Andreas (XBLA), Duke Nukem 3D (XBLA)

Feedback: A few voicemails (Including a special someone) and a TON of crappy emails

Stump: Five Days a Stranger, Cadaver, Powerstone (Again)

Battle returns…2 contestants, both of which turn out to be worthless bitches.

If you have any feedback, you can shoot an email here, call the voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9.

– Spawn 622

LINK: BDPE-Episode45.mp3″

He can fly!Back in the saddle again, illness
Buck, noun
Fic, Miller, and guest host of few words Ryan Meier talk about swindling money, killing animals (Keep in mind, BDPE does not condone this action….for the most part, maybe), the Gears 2 media blitz, Nerf guns, Dyack’s douche comments and lawsuit against Epic. Also, Burnout’s release on PSN and digital distribution. All this and more, so listen up and quit bitching about no shows.

Releases: Ratchet and Clank: Quest for Booty (PS3), Too Human (360), Galaga Legions (XBLA), Tank Universal: Challenger Eight (PC)

Judgement: XBLA Summer Blowout: Geometry Wars 2, Braid, Bionic Commando: Rearmed, Galaga Legions, Castle Crashers

Jank: The Club (360/PS3) and Blake Buck’s Tony Hawk Tower (Multiple Systems)

Feedback: Same as always, bad voicemails and emails.

Stump: Demon Rush, Return of the Phantom, Epic Pinball

Quote: “I dunno Little Timmy, you did rape a squirrel last week….”

If you have any feedback, you can shoot an email here, or call the voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9.

– Spawn 622

LINK: BDPE-Episode44.mp3″

Aug 3

He's my hero.This time on The Best Damn Podcast Ever we get down and dirty with an update to Redline, migraine Garriott comes down from his high (He had to be high to spend $30 million to go to space), implant THQ picks up the “Fiddy-Cent” game, pills Soulja Boy tells ’em about Braid (WHOOOOOP!!!), Quick rundown of the DSi, Halo 3: Recon, the new Xbox Experience, Diablo 3, Little Big Planet, Gametap’s failure, Burnout Paradise WITH BIKES!!! Also, Miller’s fun time at the gun range and Fic banned from Halo 3. All this and more…

Releases: Fallout 3 (360, PS3, PC), Motorstorm: Pacific Rift (PS3), Little Big Tape (Little Big Planet for those not using Miller-speak), Guitar Hero: World Tour (360, PS3, Wii), Command and Conquer: Red Alert 3 (360, PS3, PC), Moto GP ’08 (360, PS3, PC), Penny Arcade Adventures Episode 2 (XBLA)

Judgement: Fic’s Gamerscore Masocism Fiesta 2000 continues with Pirates of the Carribean: At World’s End; Blake’s mini-judgements for Dead Space and he makes mention of Saint’s Row 2’s collectors edition extras; Miller’s review bonanza for PS3 (He only uses it for Blu-Ray), Wii Golf, Metal Gear Solid 4, Ratchet and Clank: Future (As we all know and have known, Miller hates games. Nothing to see here, move along.)

Jank:Portal: Still Alive (XBLA), GTA: San Andreas (XBLA), Duke Nukem 3D (XBLA)

Feedback: A few voicemails (Including a special someone) and a TON of crappy emails

Stump: Five Days a Stranger, Cadaver, Powerstone (Again)

Battle returns…2 contestants, both of which turn out to be worthless bitches.

If you have any feedback, you can shoot an email here, call the voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9.

– Spawn 622

LINK: BDPE-Episode45.mp3″

He can fly!Back in the saddle again, illness
Buck, noun
Fic, Miller, and guest host of few words Ryan Meier talk about swindling money, killing animals (Keep in mind, BDPE does not condone this action….for the most part, maybe), the Gears 2 media blitz, Nerf guns, Dyack’s douche comments and lawsuit against Epic. Also, Burnout’s release on PSN and digital distribution. All this and more, so listen up and quit bitching about no shows.

Releases: Ratchet and Clank: Quest for Booty (PS3), Too Human (360), Galaga Legions (XBLA), Tank Universal: Challenger Eight (PC)

Judgement: XBLA Summer Blowout: Geometry Wars 2, Braid, Bionic Commando: Rearmed, Galaga Legions, Castle Crashers

Jank: The Club (360/PS3) and Blake Buck’s Tony Hawk Tower (Multiple Systems)

Feedback: Same as always, bad voicemails and emails.

Stump: Demon Rush, Return of the Phantom, Epic Pinball

Quote: “I dunno Little Timmy, you did rape a squirrel last week….”

If you have any feedback, you can shoot an email here, or call the voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9.

– Spawn 622

LINK: BDPE-Episode44.mp3″

Photoshop GloryOn this episode of the Best Damn Podcast Ever, there
we have the return of BATTLE. The guys talk about Gaki-Gate, symptoms
pornstar as “special producer”, information pills
E3 press conferences and how they all sucked except some things at the Microsoft keynote. All this and much, much more on this episode of BDPE.

Battle: Do we have a new winner or did he fail miserably? Listen and find out. Then go HERE to see the results.

Releases: Soul Caliber IV (360, PS3), Legend: Hand of God (PC), Spectral Force 3 (360), Romance of the 3 Kingdoms XI (PC), Summer Athletics (360, PS3, Wii), SNK Arcade Classics (Wii), Geometry Wars Retro Evolved 2 (XBLA), Deadliest Catch: Alaskan Storm (PC)

Judgement: Gamefly (With semi-judgements of Bully and Alone in the Dark), Fic Achievement Whore 2000 (Avatar: The Last Airbender, Eragon, The Simpsons Game, Yaris, Aegis Wing), Jetblue, “Hanging from, and shimmying along shit…”

Jank: Gamyfly deals (Mass Effect, Ass. Creed, Devil May Cry 4, The Club, etc.)

Feedback: Tons of bad voicemails and even worse emails

Stump: Grow Game, Nerf Arena Blast (Much discussion ensues about Nerf guns. Say what you will, but THIS is the best Nerf MOD ever),

Quote: “…just because the man dips his wick, doesn’t mean he’s not entitled to his cash monies…”

Thanks Zappbrannigan for doing the album art.

If you have any feedback, you can shoot an email here, or call the voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9.

– Spawn 622

LINK: BDPE-Episode43.mp3″

Jul 15

He's my hero.This time on The Best Damn Podcast Ever we get down and dirty with an update to Redline, migraine Garriott comes down from his high (He had to be high to spend $30 million to go to space), implant THQ picks up the “Fiddy-Cent” game, pills Soulja Boy tells ’em about Braid (WHOOOOOP!!!), Quick rundown of the DSi, Halo 3: Recon, the new Xbox Experience, Diablo 3, Little Big Planet, Gametap’s failure, Burnout Paradise WITH BIKES!!! Also, Miller’s fun time at the gun range and Fic banned from Halo 3. All this and more…

Releases: Fallout 3 (360, PS3, PC), Motorstorm: Pacific Rift (PS3), Little Big Tape (Little Big Planet for those not using Miller-speak), Guitar Hero: World Tour (360, PS3, Wii), Command and Conquer: Red Alert 3 (360, PS3, PC), Moto GP ’08 (360, PS3, PC), Penny Arcade Adventures Episode 2 (XBLA)

Judgement: Fic’s Gamerscore Masocism Fiesta 2000 continues with Pirates of the Carribean: At World’s End; Blake’s mini-judgements for Dead Space and he makes mention of Saint’s Row 2’s collectors edition extras; Miller’s review bonanza for PS3 (He only uses it for Blu-Ray), Wii Golf, Metal Gear Solid 4, Ratchet and Clank: Future (As we all know and have known, Miller hates games. Nothing to see here, move along.)

Jank:Portal: Still Alive (XBLA), GTA: San Andreas (XBLA), Duke Nukem 3D (XBLA)

Feedback: A few voicemails (Including a special someone) and a TON of crappy emails

Stump: Five Days a Stranger, Cadaver, Powerstone (Again)

Battle returns…2 contestants, both of which turn out to be worthless bitches.

If you have any feedback, you can shoot an email here, call the voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9.

– Spawn 622

LINK: BDPE-Episode45.mp3″

He can fly!Back in the saddle again, illness
Buck, noun
Fic, Miller, and guest host of few words Ryan Meier talk about swindling money, killing animals (Keep in mind, BDPE does not condone this action….for the most part, maybe), the Gears 2 media blitz, Nerf guns, Dyack’s douche comments and lawsuit against Epic. Also, Burnout’s release on PSN and digital distribution. All this and more, so listen up and quit bitching about no shows.

Releases: Ratchet and Clank: Quest for Booty (PS3), Too Human (360), Galaga Legions (XBLA), Tank Universal: Challenger Eight (PC)

Judgement: XBLA Summer Blowout: Geometry Wars 2, Braid, Bionic Commando: Rearmed, Galaga Legions, Castle Crashers

Jank: The Club (360/PS3) and Blake Buck’s Tony Hawk Tower (Multiple Systems)

Feedback: Same as always, bad voicemails and emails.

Stump: Demon Rush, Return of the Phantom, Epic Pinball

Quote: “I dunno Little Timmy, you did rape a squirrel last week….”

If you have any feedback, you can shoot an email here, or call the voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9.

– Spawn 622

LINK: BDPE-Episode44.mp3″

Photoshop GloryOn this episode of the Best Damn Podcast Ever, there
we have the return of BATTLE. The guys talk about Gaki-Gate, symptoms
pornstar as “special producer”, information pills
E3 press conferences and how they all sucked except some things at the Microsoft keynote. All this and much, much more on this episode of BDPE.

Battle: Do we have a new winner or did he fail miserably? Listen and find out. Then go HERE to see the results.

Releases: Soul Caliber IV (360, PS3), Legend: Hand of God (PC), Spectral Force 3 (360), Romance of the 3 Kingdoms XI (PC), Summer Athletics (360, PS3, Wii), SNK Arcade Classics (Wii), Geometry Wars Retro Evolved 2 (XBLA), Deadliest Catch: Alaskan Storm (PC)

Judgement: Gamefly (With semi-judgements of Bully and Alone in the Dark), Fic Achievement Whore 2000 (Avatar: The Last Airbender, Eragon, The Simpsons Game, Yaris, Aegis Wing), Jetblue, “Hanging from, and shimmying along shit…”

Jank: Gamyfly deals (Mass Effect, Ass. Creed, Devil May Cry 4, The Club, etc.)

Feedback: Tons of bad voicemails and even worse emails

Stump: Grow Game, Nerf Arena Blast (Much discussion ensues about Nerf guns. Say what you will, but THIS is the best Nerf MOD ever),

Quote: “…just because the man dips his wick, doesn’t mean he’s not entitled to his cash monies…”

Thanks Zappbrannigan for doing the album art.

If you have any feedback, you can shoot an email here, or call the voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9.

– Spawn 622

LINK: BDPE-Episode43.mp3″

Whurde go?This time on the Best Damn Podcast Ever, rehabilitation
the guys (Fic is still MIA) talk about PS3 updates, buy information pills
60GB 360 with a 20GB price cut, clinic
possible Halo game with no Master Chief, Rock Band cymbals, no PS3 price cut, iphone games, blah blah, social networking, blah blah….Just listen to the show.

Releases: NCAA ’09, City Life, Golden Horde, Deadliest Catch: Alaskan Storm, Wee Love Golf, B-Boy

Judgement: Unreal Tournament 3 (360)

Jank: WWE Smackdown Vs. Raw 2007 and This

Quote: “….I like how my d*ck bricks women. They don’t turn on, they just sit there…”

If you have any feedback, you can shoot an email here, or call the voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9.

– Spawn 622

LINK: BDPE-Episode42.mp3″

Jun 23

He's my hero.This time on The Best Damn Podcast Ever we get down and dirty with an update to Redline, pilule Garriott comes down from his high (He had to be high to spend $30 million to go to space), urologist THQ picks up the “Fiddy-Cent” game, Soulja Boy tells ‘em about Braid (WHOOOOOP!!!), Quick rundown of the DSi, Halo 3: Recon, the new Xbox Experience, Diablo 3, Little Big Planet, Gametap’s failure, Burnout Paradise WITH BIKES!!! Also, Miller’s fun time at the gun range and Fic banned from Halo 3. All this and more…

Releases: Fallout 3 (360, PS3, PC), Motorstorm: Pacific Rift (PS3), Little Big Tape (Little Big Planet for those not using Miller-speak), Guitar Hero: World Tour (360, PS3, Wii), Command and Conquer: Red Alert 3 (360, PS3, PC), Moto GP ’08 (360, PS3, PC), Penny Arcade Adventures Episode 2 (XBLA)

Judgement: Fic’s Gamerscore Masocism Fiesta 2000 continues with Pirates of the Carribean: At World’s End; Blake’s mini-judgements for Dead Space and he makes mention of Saint’s Row 2′s collectors edition extras; Miller’s review bonanza for PS3 (He only uses it for Blu-Ray), Wii Golf, Metal Gear Solid 4, Ratchet and Clank: Future (As we all know and have known, Miller hates games. Nothing to see here, move along.)

Jank:Portal: Still Alive (XBLA), GTA: San Andreas (XBLA), Duke Nukem 3D (XBLA)

Feedback: A few voicemails (Including a special someone) and a TON of crappy emails

Stump: Five Days a Stranger, Cadaver, Powerstone (Again)

Battle returns…2 contestants, both of which turn out to be worthless bitches.

If you have any feedback, you can shoot an email here, call the voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9.

– Spawn 622

LINK: BDPE-Episode45.mp3″

He can fly!Back in the saddle again, ailment Buck, and
Fic, Miller, and guest host of few words Ryan Meier talk about swindling money, killing animals (Keep in mind, BDPE does not condone this action….for the most part, maybe), the Gears 2 media blitz, Nerf guns, Dyack’s douche comments and lawsuit against Epic. Also, Burnout’s release on PSN and digital distribution. All this and more, so listen up and quit bitching about no shows.

Releases: Ratchet and Clank: Quest for Booty (PS3), Too Human (360), Galaga Legions (XBLA), Tank Universal: Challenger Eight (PC)

Judgement: XBLA Summer Blowout: Geometry Wars 2, Braid, Bionic Commando: Rearmed, Galaga Legions, Castle Crashers

Jank: The Club (360/PS3) and Blake Buck’s Tony Hawk Tower (Multiple Systems)

Feedback: Same as always, bad voicemails and emails.

Stump: Demon Rush, Return of the Phantom, Epic Pinball

Quote: “I dunno Little Timmy, you did rape a squirrel last week….”

If you have any feedback, you can shoot an email here, or call the voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9.

– Spawn 622

LINK: BDPE-Episode44.mp3″

Photoshop GloryOn this episode of the Best Damn Podcast Ever, site
we have the return of BATTLE. The guys talk about Gaki-Gate, pornstar as “special producer”, E3 press conferences and how they all sucked except some things at the Microsoft keynote. All this and much, much more on this episode of BDPE.

Battle: Do we have a new winner or did he fail miserably? Listen and find out. Then go HERE to see the results.

Releases: Soul Caliber IV (360, PS3), Legend: Hand of God (PC), Spectral Force 3 (360), Romance of the 3 Kingdoms XI (PC), Summer Athletics (360, PS3, Wii), SNK Arcade Classics (Wii), Geometry Wars Retro Evolved 2 (XBLA), Deadliest Catch: Alaskan Storm (PC)

Judgement: Gamefly (With semi-judgements of Bully and Alone in the Dark), Fic Achievement Whore 2000 (Avatar: The Last Airbender, Eragon, The Simpsons Game, Yaris, Aegis Wing), Jetblue, “Hanging from, and shimmying along shit…”

Jank: Gamyfly deals (Mass Effect, Ass. Creed, Devil May Cry 4, The Club, etc.)

Feedback: Tons of bad voicemails and even worse emails

Stump: Grow Game, Nerf Arena Blast (Much discussion ensues about Nerf guns. Say what you will, but THIS is the best Nerf MOD ever),

Quote: “…just because the man dips his wick, doesn’t mean he’s not entitled to his cash monies…”

Thanks Zappbrannigan for doing the album art.

If you have any feedback, you can shoot an email here, or call the voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9.

– Spawn 622

LINK: BDPE-Episode43.mp3″

Whurde go?This time on the Best Damn Podcast Ever, medical
the guys (Fic is still MIA) talk about PS3 updates, physician
60GB 360 with a 20GB price cut, ambulance
possible Halo game with no Master Chief, Rock Band cymbals, no PS3 price cut, iphone games, blah blah, social networking, blah blah….Just listen to the show.

Releases: NCAA ’09, City Life, Golden Horde, Deadliest Catch: Alaskan Storm, Wee Love Golf, B-Boy

Judgement: Unreal Tournament 3 (360)

Jank: WWE Smackdown Vs. Raw 2007 and This

Quote: “….I like how my d*ck bricks women. They don’t turn on, they just sit there…”

If you have any feedback, you can shoot an email here, or call the voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9.

– Spawn 622

LINK: BDPE-Episode42.mp3″

Just as good as the real thing.After a break, tooth
the guys (Minus Fic) are back. This time they talk about Guitar Hero 4 nonsense, click MGS4 sales and the story telling skills of the Japanese, ailment and BLAKE craps on Monster Hunger. Then the discussion moves to Itagaki leaving Tecmo in true Itagaki fashion in the inagural edition of “GAKI GATE”. Puzo family sues Paramount for money over the crap (Despite what BLAKE says, the game is butt) Godfather game. They also discuss whether Spore will suck or not.

Releases: Battlefield: Bad Company, Alone in the Dark, Guitar Hero On Tour, Operation Darkness

Judgement: Devil May Cry 4

Jank: Gamestop’s Game Day Sales, lots of games on sale

Quote: “….Oh, this one’s got a little jiggle thing on it, put your finger in there and wiggle it around…”

And don’t forget, that BLAKEBUCK hates us all….

If you have any feedback, you can shoot an email here, or call the voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9.

– Spawn 622

LINK: BDPE-Episode41.mp3″

May 20

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In a special interview with King Boll, Uwe talks with the guys about:

How he got in to making films, Being f*cked over by Atari, Boll bashing and beating the hell out of his critics, Michael Bay, His dream production, Metal Gear Solid the movie, Grand Theft Auto movie, Postal breaking down religious and political walls, Video game journalism, Video game movies other than his, His fears as a director, The anti-Boll petition, and Uwe Boll: The Game.

Quote: “…I’m always happy to find somebody that’s thinks he’s not the Antichrist or something…”

A very special thanks goes to Wazoo for getting this setup.

Go here for the Pro-Boll petition

If you have any feedback, you can shoot an email here, or call the voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9.

– Spawn 622

May 6

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In a special interview with King Boll, Uwe talks with the guys about:

How he got in to making films, Being f*cked over by Atari, Boll bashing and beating the hell out of his critics, Michael Bay, His dream production, Metal Gear Solid the movie, Grand Theft Auto movie, Postal breaking down religious and political walls, Video game journalism, Video game movies other than his, His fears as a director, The anti-Boll petition, and Uwe Boll: The Game.

Quote: “…I’m always happy to find somebody that’s thinks he’s not the Antichrist or something…”

A very special thanks goes to Wazoo for getting this setup.

Go here for the Pro-Boll petition

If you have any feedback, you can shoot an email here, or call the voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9.

– Spawn 622

Who are these people?This week on The Best Damn Podcast Ever: Big Daddy K is not happy about Metal Gear Solid 4 eating all dem CPUs, patient
Charlie Daniels is pissed with Guitar Hero 3, ambulance
Uwe Boll continues to ROCK FACE, and Blake is pissed that Myst Uru is shut down. The guys also (Sort of) announce the winner of the “Xbox Live Vision Cam Contest”.

Releases: GTAIV (360, PS3), Mario Kart (Wii), Iron Man (Multi Platform), SNK Arcade Classics Vol. 1 (PSP, PS2), Great War Nations: The Spartans (PC)

Judgement: Orcs and Elves (DS) and Professor Layton and the Curious Village (DS)

Jank: “Still Alive” (Rock Band), Some Halo 3 Nonsense (360), and Lost: Via Domus

Quote: “…William Miller lube up your hand and beat them nerds off hard
‘Cos hells broke loose in Georgia and BLAKE BUCK’s made of lard….”

If you have any feedback, you can shoot an email here, or call the voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9.

LINK: BDPE-Episode40.mp3″

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