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Jan 6

Categories: Best Damn Podcast Ever

BDPE IS COMING BACK!
STRONGER THAN EVER BEFORE!

MORE HEATS!
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NEW SITE, orderNEW SHIRTS, page NEW SHOWS!
MORE BUCK FOR THE BUCK!

SO STAY TUNED FOR MORE HEATS, AND DON’T FORGET TO SUBSCRIBE!

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This week BDPE’s got a very special guest! Andre Meadows, information pills
who some of you may know from his “Buy me a Wii” YouTube video, this site talks to us about his love for games and how he loves to play rainbow, treat comedy, and his experiences as a black nerd.

Also this week, Jack Thompson announces himself keynote speaker at GDC, the ESRB says Manhunt 2′s rating will stand despite it sucking really bad, and Guitar Hero 3 makes Activision enough money to license a good set list next time – oooh, burn!

Judgment: Guitar Hero 3 (360, PS3, Wii, PS2)
Jank: Lost Planet Collector’s Edition
Quote: “I’m inviting him to MLK Day”

Check out Andre’s website and videos over at:

www.blacknerdcomedy.com

If you have any feedback, you can shoot us an email here, or call our voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9.

LINK: BDPE-Episode32.mp3″

Yeah, shop
so things have been sorta slow here at BHS as of late. But at least those of you subscribed to the feed have been getting new content every now and then.

Today we’ve got a new episode of BDPE I posted a few weeks ago, order
and I’ll be getting more stuff in the pipe soon.

On this week’s show Apple and Adobe continue their unending feud about the future of the mobile web, there
William gives us a quick look at the iPad, we take a giant dump on Final Fantasy 13’s terrible plot, level design, and progression issues.

Finally, if you’d like to discuss this week’s episode, hit us up on the forums.

LINK: BDPE-Episode63.mp3

THIS JUST IN. MAC GAMING IS NOT DEAD.

I know it’s hard to believe. Just ask Tuncer Deniz. But seriously, malady with Valve officially behind the Mac as a legitimate platform, maybe the Mac gaming industry won’t be limited to Magic Vines and Diner Dash.

Sure, I know what you’re saying. His Arabian Powers will quickly destroy BDPE and BHS. You’re probably right, as I often dream of Tuncer when I picture armageddon.

Also this week we discover that GAKIGATE has finally come to a close, we judge Chime on XBLA and Viva Pinanta: Trouble in Paradise, reveal the relatively unknown treasure of Shoot 1UP, discuss Infinity Ward’s designer shakeup, and finally get to some feedback.

Finally, if you’d like to discuss this week’s episode, hit us up on the forums.

LINK: BDPE-Episode62.mp3

THIS JUST IN. MAC GAMING IS NOT DEAD.

I know it’s hard to believe. Just ask Tuncer Deniz. But seriously, sick with Valve officially behind the Mac as a legitimate platform, maybe the Mac gaming industry won’t be limited to Magic Vines and Diner Dash.

Sure, I know what you’re saying. His Arabian Powers will quickly destroy BDPE and BHS. You’re probably right, as I often dream of Tuncer when I picture armageddon.

Finally, if you’d like to discuss this week’s episode, hit us up on the forums.

LINK: BDPE-Episode62.mp3

THIS JUST IN. MAC GAMING IS NOT DEAD.

I know it’s hard to believe. Just ask Tuncer Deniz. But seriously, order
with Valve officially behind the Mac as a legitimate platform, viagra maybe the Mac gaming industry won’t be limited to Magic Vines and Diner Dash.

Sure, steroids
I know what you’re saying. His Arabian Powers will quickly destroy BDPE and BHS. You’re probably right, as I often dream of Tuncer when I picture armageddon.

Finally, if you’d like to discuss this week’s episode, hit us up on the forums.

LINK: BDPE-Episode62.mp3

Alright, website like this
so we’ve started to fall behind. Hey, ed so what? Who the hell are you? Demanding content when we are cleary busy with other things. Screw you man. You’re an asshole. Click unsubscribe and do us all a favor.

Now that no one is left, health
we’ve got a holdover episode until BDPE Episode 62. It’s just Miller and Buck, and we’re keeping tabs on the the goins ons of the gaming industry. Fic may or may not be involved in a Superbowl induced coma.

This week we briefly touch on John Romero in the gaming industry (really?), and discuss releases and a quick wrapup.

Check out episode 62 for more hotness…

LINK: BDPE-Episode61p5.mp3

Alright, food
so we’ve started to fall behind. Hey, anesthetist
so what? Who the hell are you? Demanding content when we are cleary busy with other things. Screw you man. You’re an asshole. Click unsubscribe and do us all a favor.

Now that no one is left, we’ve got a holdover episode until BDPE Episode 62. It’s just Miller and Buck, and we’re keeping tabs on the the goins ons of the gaming industry. Fic may or may not be involved in a Superbowl induced coma.

This week we briefly touch on John Romero in the gaming industry (really?), and discuss releases and a quick wrapup.

Check out episode 62 for more hotness…

LINK: BDPE-Episode61p5.mp3

Alright, look
so we’ve started to fall behind. Hey, so what? Who the hell are you? Demanding content when we are cleary busy with other things. Screw you man. You’re an asshole. Click unsubscribe and do us all a favor.

This week we briefly touch on John Romero in the gaming industry (really?), and discuss releases and a quick wrapup.

Check out episode 62 for more hotness…

LINK: BDPE-Episode61p5.mp3

The iPad is officially out, skincare
but the BDPE crew is skeptical to give it a full endorsement. Except for Fic, who’s paycheck is directly proportionate to the number of Apple products shipped per quarter.

Also on this week’s show we continue to gush over Borderlands, Microsoft continues to for you buy your games over and over, and Martin Sheen commands you to play Mass Effect 2. And apparently, the clan is back – lock your doors.

“Best Damn Podcast Ever is excited about the development opportunities available on the iPad. Including where you may or may not be able to insert your penis”

If you have any feedback leave it in the forums here.

LINK: BDPE-Episode61.mp3

The iPad is officially out, page
but the BDPE crew is skeptical to give it a full endorsement. Except for Fic, order
who’s paycheck is directly proportionate to the number of Apple products shipped per quarter.

Also on this week’s show we continue to gush over Borderlands, buy Microsoft continues to for you buy your games over and over, and Martin Sheen commands you to play Mass Effect 2. And apparently, the clan is back – lock your doors.

“Best Damn Podcast Ever is excited about the development opportunities available on the iPad. Including where you may or may not be able to insert your penis”

If you have any feedback leave it in the forums here.

LINK: BDPE-Episode61.mp3

The iPad is officially out, buy cialis
but the BDPE crew is skeptical to give it a full endorsement. Except for Fic, medic
who’s paycheck is directly proportionate to the number of Apple products shipped per quarter.

“Best Damn Podcast Ever is excited about the development opportunities available on the iPad. Including where you may or may not be able to insert your penis”

If you have any feedback leave it in the forums here.

LINK: BDPE-Episode61.mp3

iPad – “Our most advanced technology in a magical and revolutionary device at an unbelievable price.” – Apple

Magical? Revolutionary? Uh huh. Look at you. Thinkin’ you all big now. Oh wait. It is basically just iPhone Grande…

On this week’s show we discuss Apple’s new tablet and it’s ramifications for the gaming industry, prostate even though technically it wasn’t announced yet when we recorded this show. BDPE is just omniscient and knows about everything before it happens. You’re almost out of milk.

Also on this week’s show we talk releases, site
gush over gaming director Neill Blomkamp, go back to 2001 slash 1993 (looking at you Doom) with Serious Sam HD, and encourage Gordon Freeman to stop hanging out with Duke Nukem – he’s a bad influence.

“Her number was 555-245-7864. You typed FUCK YOU BITCH”

If you have any feedback leave it in the forums here.

LINK: BDPE-Episode60.mp3

iPad – “Our most advanced technology in a magical and revolutionary device at an unbelievable price.” – Apple

Magical? Revolutionary? Uh huh. Look at you. Thinkin’ you all big now. Oh wait. It is basically just iPhone Grande…

On this week’s show we discuss Apple’s new tablet and it’s ramifications for the gaming industry, recipe
even though technically it wasn’t announced yet when we recorded this show. BDPE is just omniscient and knows about everything before it happens. You’re almost out of milk.

Also on this week’s show we talk releases, shop
gush over gaming director Neill Blomkamp, go back to 2001 slash 1993 (looking at you Doom) with Serious Sam HD, and encourage Gordon Freeman to stop hanging out with Duke Nukem – he’s a bad influence.

“Her number was 555-245-7864. You typed FUCK YOU BITCH”

If you have any feedback leave it in the forums here.

LINK: BDPE-Episode60.mp3

iPad – “Our most advanced technology in a magical and revolutionary device at an unbelievable price.” – Apple

Magical? Revolutionary? Uh huh. Look at you. Thinkin’ you all big now. Oh wait. It is basically just iPhone Grande…

On this week’s show we discuss Apple’s new tablet and it’s ramifications for the gaming industry, medications
even though technically it wasn’t announced yet when we recorded this show. BDPE is just omniscient and knows about everything before it happens. You’re almost out of milk.

Also on this week’s show we talk releases, sildenafil
gush over gaming director Neill Blomkamp, ask
go back to 2001 slash 1993 (looking at you Doom) with Serious Sam HD, and encourage Gordon Freeman to stop hanging out with Duke Nukem – he’s a bad influence.

“Her number was 555-245-7864. You typed FUCK YOU BITCH”

If you have any feedback leave it in the forums here.

LINK: BDPE-Episode60.mp3

BDPE IS BACK! If I had a dollar every time I said that, sovaldi
I’d be making a living in a very unusual way.

In all seriousness, information pills
because of travel and all that family bullshit, the holidays alway seem to be a difficult time for us to record shows. Thankfully the annual alcohol induced haze from Thanksgiving to New Years has past, and more heat is warming up them pipes.

We talk about so much garbage this week I don’t even want to list it all. EA, the NFL, DJ Hero, Activision, and the responsibilities of being a large publisher. We also discuss good games MW2 showed back into first quarter 2010, and give an overview of today’s most influential titles in porn gaming.

Also on this week’s show we talk releases, micro-judgment Lego Indiana Jones 2, Dragon Age, Zelda Spirit Tracks, and Borderlands DLC.

“I’m gonna sign an exclusivity deal of my dick to your mouth”

If you have any feedback leave it in the forums here.

LINK: BDPE-Episode59.mp3

BDPE IS BACK! If I had a dollar every time I said that, cheapest
I’d be making a living in a very unusual way.

In all seriousness, because of travel and all that family bullshit, the holidays alway seem to be a difficult time for us to record shows. Thankfully the annual alcohol induced haze from Thanksgiving to New Years has past, and more heat is warming up them pipes.

Also on this week’s show we talk releases, micro-judgment Lego Indiana Jones 2, Dragon Age, Zelda Spirit Tracks, and Borderlands DLC.

“I’m gonna sign an exclusivity deal of my dick to your mouth”

If you have any feedback leave it in the forums here.

LINK: BDPE-Episode59.mp3

Editor’s Note: We never actually had shownotes for this show. And I’m typing this up in April 2011, look a year and a half after we recorded and posted it. So I have no idea what we talked about on this show. If anybody gives it a listen, send us an email at feedback at bestdamnpodcastever dot com, let us know what we talked about and I’ll update the shownotes.

LINK: BDPE-Episode58.mp3

Video games sure are a lot of fun. Shootin’ guns, glands
drivin’ trucks, stomach
realtimin’ strategies – there are so many ways to be entertained. But it’s easy to forget the video games industry is a business. And not just a business – a multi-billion dollar, ampoule
light my cuban cigar with a burning hundred dollar bill, global juggernaut of entertainment, business.

Bobby Kotick, current CEO of Activision, is one of those cigar-smoking, scotch-swilling barons that is stifling the creativity of the industry. Not only that, he’s making an ASSLOAD of that paper along the way. So this week we discuss the role of business vs. creativity in the gaming industry.

Also on this week’s show Miller EA tells Pandemic “It’s not you, it’s me“, Modern Warfare 2 censored in Russia – Zangief upset, and triple A sequels sell like gangbusters while original IP’s flounder (sorry Tim Schafer). We also review the new Xbox Live update with Facebook and Twitter, giving us something to do on Xbox Live besides waste money on avatars when we’re drunk.

“Every person in Russia is Zangief”

LINK: BDPE-Episode57.mp3

Video games sure are a lot of fun. Shootin’ guns, cure
drivin’ trucks, realtimin’ strategies – there are so many ways to be entertained. But it’s easy to forget the video games industry is a business. And not just a business – a multi-billion dollar, light my cuban cigar with a burning hundred dollar bill, global juggernaut of entertainment, business.

“Every person in Russia is Zangief”

LINK: BDPE-Episode57.mp3

I done told you, arthritis
can’t run from this pimpin’ baby! Alright, generic
so maybe we’ve gone a week without content, obesity
but we’ve got a brand new BDPE ready! Don’t worry, I’ve been cookin’ up some heat for you guys…

So apparently, a little game called Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 came out this week. But you probably already knew that since the entire gaming industry is jerking off to it right now. Though this show was recorded a few days prior, we discuss some of the legacy and controversy surrounding it’s launch.

Also on this week’s show Miller babbles about independent software development, we can finally stream tentacle rape on PS3, and Nine Inch Nails janks Halo: Reach. We also review DJ Hero, where you too can chop pops, and Borderlands, Diablo 2 + GUNZ = Perfect.

“The plastic peripheral is just a dick that you suck”

LINK: BDPE-Episode56.mp3

I done told you, food
can’t run from this pimpin’ baby! Alright, seek
so maybe we’ve gone a week without content, but we’ve got a brand new BDPE ready! Don’t worry, I’ve been cookin’ up some heat for you guys…

“The plastic peripheral is just a dick that you suck”

LINK: BDPE-Episode56.mp3

I done told you, prostate can’t run from this pimpin’ baby! Alright, allergist
so maybe we’ve gone a week without content, but we’ve got a brand new BDPE ready! Don’t worry, I’ve been cookin’ up some heat for you guys…

“The plastic peripheral is just a dick that you suck”

LINK: BDPE-Episode56.mp3

Blam, therapist
son. We know it’s a little late, thumb but here’s the latest episode of BDPE. No Fic this week, he’s out battlin’ sweaty nerds at a gaming convention.

So many good games are out at the moment! Even William Miller is playing games, so you know something must be up…

On this week’s show we catch up on all the latest news and pass judgement on Prince of Persia, Brutal Legend, and Batman: Arkham Asylum. We also wade through a few week’s of emails and give you our favorite Halloween games.

“All of you unsubscribe, you fucking assholes”

LINK: BDPE-Episode55.mp3

Blam, decease
son. We know it’s a little late, but here’s the latest episode of BDPE. No Fic this week, he’s out battlin’ sweaty nerds at a gaming convention.

So many good games are out at the moment! Even William Miller is playing games, so you know something must be up…

“All of you unsubscribe, you fucking assholes”

LINK: BDPE-Episode55.mp3

Blam, check
son. We know it’s a little late, order
but here’s the latest episode of BDPE. No Fic this week, treatment
he’s out battlin’ sweaty nerds at a gaming convention.

So many good games are out at the moment! Even William Miller is playing games, so you know something must be up…

“All of you unsubscribe, you fucking assholes”

LINK: BDPE-Episode55.mp3

Editor’s Note: We never actually had shownotes for this show. And I’m typing this up in April 2011, case
a year and a half after we recorded and posted it. So I have no idea what we talked about on this show. If anybody gives it a listen, send us an email at feedback at bestdamnpodcastever dot com, let us know what we talked about and I’ll update the shownotes.

LINK: BDPE-Episode54.mp3

HALO 3! HALO 3! HALO 3! HALO 3! Oh, salve
sorry. Microsoft PR has gotten to us. Also this week, Mac gaming sucks a little less, Iwata > Gates, FASA Studio = OVUR, and playing WOW until you DIE.

Judgment: Gametap
Jank: 360 Wireless Controller Adapter for PC
Quote: “Thumbs up on that woman, by the way”

If you have any feedback, you can shoot us an email here, call our voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9.

MEDIA LINK: http://www.blakebuck.com/media/BDPE-Episode29.mp3

You may have noticed we’re running a bit behind here on BHS, health
but fear not! This isn’t the beginning of a multi-month slump – I’ve been moving back to Mississippi this week. We should be getting back to our regular schedule in the next few days.

On this week’s BDPE we talk about how Squaresoft has given up on creativity, advice
Brutal Legend owns Activision, Best Buy selling new games at used prices, and Scratch is now officially dead. Plus we review some summer XBLA games and try to figure out why celebrities drive sales in video games.

If you have any feedback email us here or call the listener line at 845-BATTLE-9. You can also talk amongst yourselves in the forums.

LINK: BDPE-Episode52.mp3

Just so we’re all clear, malady
my face does not look like a brick in Mario.

On this week’s show we talk about smuggling pot in your MAME cabinet, disease
playing with yourself in Guitar Hero 5, and recommend you all go pre-order T.I’s new MMORPG.

We also review the new Gears of War Dark Corners / All Fronts Map Packs, revisit Too Human (spoiler alert, it’s still balls), and finally learn why black people like Scarface so much.

Any feedback can be emailed here, or preferably call our listener line at 845-BATTLE-9, and post any thoughts in the forum.

LINK: BDPE-Episode51.mp3

Just so we’re all clear, pharmacy my face does not look like a brick in Mario.

On this week’s show we talk about smuggling pot in your MAME cabinet, playing with yourself in Guitar Hero 5, and recommend you all go pre-order T.I’s new MMORPG.

We also review the new Gears of War Dark Corners / All Fronts Map Packs, revisit Too Human (spoiler alert, it’s still balls), and finally learn why black people like Scarface so much.

Any feedback can be emailed here, or preferably call our listener line at 845-BATTLE-9, and post any thoughts in the forum.

LINK: BDPE-Episode51.mp3

50 Episodes? Good god, remedy it’s time for a celebration! Everyone break out your favorite gaming accessories!

On this week’s show we recap you on all the news from Comic-Con 2009 (believe us, anesthetist
it’s a lot of news), a fair and unbiased review of too human, (it’s balls), and learn that both Oak-town gets it right (and Chi-town gets it right).

We also discuss trannies, bestiality, and how EA likes to remind us that women are still objects. Take that women’s lib – wave to them beneath our glass floor.

If you have any feedback for us just send us an email here, or call us up at 845-BATTLE-9.

LINK: BDPE-Episode50.mp3

50 Episodes? Good god, health system
it’s time for a celebration! Everyone break out your favorite gaming accessories!

On this week’s show we recap you on all the news from Comic-Con 2009 (believe us, story
it’s a lot of news), a fair and unbiased review of too human, (it’s balls), and learn that both Oak-town gets it right (and Chi-town gets it right).

We also discuss trannies, bestiality, and how EA likes to remind us that women are still objects. Take that women’s lib – wave to them beneath our glass floor.

If you have any feedback for us just send us an email here, or call us up at 845-BATTLE-9.

LINK: BDPE-Episode50.mp3

Welcome to mid-July! Where the game industry goes to die a slow empty death. Kind of like a nursing home – we’ve had enough of your Vietnam stories grim-grim.

So the releases are slim, look the news is slow, the battle contestant sucked, and I’m still unemployed. But fear not! BDPE has got you covered, with at last a full crew this week!

We recount some of our favorite classic games you may want to revisit during these slower summer months, give you some good janks on how to wisely spend those recession dollars, and tell you the things to avoid (good god why did I buy Too Human? I knew that shit would suck and I bought it anyway).

As always, if you’d like to donate hit up our little button below. Post any feedback in the forums, and sign up for next week’s battle.

LINK: BDPE-Episode49.mp3″

Welcome to mid-July! Where the game industry goes to die a slow empty death. Kind of like a nursing home – we’ve had enough of your Vietnam stories grim-grim.

So the releases are slim, viagra
the news is slow, somnology
the battle contestant sucked, caries
and I’m still unemployed. But fear not! BDPE has got you covered, with at last a full crew this week!

As always, if you’d like to donate hit up our little button below. Post any feedback in the forums, and sign up for next week’s battle.

LINK: BDPE-Episode49.mp3″

BDPE is back bitches! After a lengthy hiatus involving a move to Baltimore, information pills
audio editor drama, cure
and a lengthy desert spirit journey, we bring you episode 48 of the Best Damn Podcast Ever.

On this week’s show we talk about some stories that fell through the cracks of E3 and discuss the rise and fall of eastern game development.

Hop in the forums and tell us what you think. And don’t forget to sign up for Battle…

LINK: BDPE-Episode48.mp3″

Ahhh. The Electronic Entertainment Expo. An overhyped circus where only the largest of publisher’s get noticed and mediocrity is given the spotlight. Kind of like a fat kid at a talent show.

On this week’s show we recap all the news from E3 and breakdown what’s hot, order what’s not, unhealthy
and why Nintendo seems content to break their fan’s hearts time and time again.

LINK: BDPE-Episode47.mp3″

BDPE is back bitches! After a lengthy hiatus involving a move to Baltimore, Sildenafil
audio editor drama, denture
and a lengthy desert spirit journey, we bring you episode 48 of the Best Damn Podcast Ever.

On this week’s show we talk about some stories that fell through the cracks of E3 and discuss the rise and fall of eastern game development.

Hop in the forums and tell us what you think. And don’t forget to sign up for Battle…

LINK: BDPE-Episode48.mp3″

Global warming, about it
the economic crisis, ask
and the collective works of Coldplay. All disasters that the knowledge of Blake Buck has help thwart. But even the great Lord Buck is not above the occasional product sponsorship.

This video represents my favorite way to shoot – starting off simple within the confines of the premise, Hepatitis
and ending with something that is completely removedfrom the source. While this is the third, and for now final “Treasured Moment”, I’m sure we’ll see a few more videos along these lines in the future.

LINK: YouTube Quicktime

World renowned scholar and statesmen Lord Buck makes his second video appearance, healing
this time detailing the problems plaguing the book publishing industry.

I think number two is my favorite – as it probably makes the most sense. But who needs that as long as it’s funny?

LINK: YouTube Quicktime

Oh, weight loss
it’s so good to see you Mister Farthington. Please, here let me take your coat. Yes, see of course – Lord Buck will be delivering his wisdom today a 2 o’clock sharp. Please take a seat in the parlor and have a drink, Lord Buck will be out shortly.

And remember, VJ always equals NO.

LINK: YouTube Quicktime

Oh, clinic
it’s so good to see you Mister Farthington. Please, more about
let me take your coat. Yes, price
of course – Lord Buck will be delivering his wisdom today a 2 o’clock sharp. Please take a seat in the parlor and have a drink, Lord Buck will be out shortly.

And remember, VJ always equals NO.

LINK: YouTube Quicktime

It’s the fall of 2006 – back when Crocs were the hip new footwear, ambulance Nintendo Wii’s were nigh impossible to find, remedy and dinosaurs roamed the earth. It’s at this time that William Miller and I took a trip up to New York to visit our pals Justin Fic, Bruce, and Steve Tze at Freeverse Software.

Again, looking back now, this video feels a bit long and dated, but we had a lot of fun and clearly established ourselves as the assholes of the party.

We came in search of the American Dream – we left with our asses beaten in Guitar Hero and a bad hangover. Or perhaps, Guitar Hero and excessive drinking isn’t too far off.

LINK: YouTube Quicktime

-BLAKEBUCK

It’s the fall of 2006 – back when Crocs were the hip new footwear, stuff
Nintendo Wii’s were nigh impossible to find, for sale
and dinosaurs roamed the earth. It’s at this time that William Miller and I took a trip up to New York to visit our pals Justin Fic, case
Bruce, and Steve Tze at Freeverse Software.

Again, looking back now, this video feels a bit long and dated, but we had a lot of fun and clearly established ourselves as the assholes of the party.

We came in search of the American Dream – we left with our asses beaten in Guitar Hero and a bad hangover. Or perhaps, Guitar Hero and excessive drinking isn’t too far off.

LINK: YouTube Quicktime

-BLAKEBUCK

No video I have ever made has created as much hate as the one positioned above this sentence.

It’s Winter 2006. BDPE needs another video. So I thought, view what if William Miller and I played a video game together, mind
have a few laughs, adiposity
record it, and put the funny stuff into a video? Seems like a fine enough idea. In fact, I still to this day believe there are some really funny parts of this video.

However, in a half-hearted attempt to promote our site, I posted this video on the forums of SomethingAwful.com . That was not a wise decision. After a several hour flame fest, featuring a wide variety of foul language and grotesque photoshops of my face, I realized that gaining listeners through forum promotion is about as useful as shooting yourself in the dick.

Below are a couple of my favorite photoshops from said flame fest: