Sometimes, otolaryngologist things go missing. Your keys, your pet frog, your virginity at that 98 Degrees concert. Or in case of former Nintendo president Hiroshi Yamauchi, 300 million dollars in stock. Luckily, Nintendo has a trick up it’s sleeve – a wily yet cantankerous crimefigther by the name of Mauchilock.
Though he may look docile, he has the heart of a samurai. On his desk. And if you gamer sissies give him any lip, he’ll boot your company from his platform for the next decade.
Also on this week’s show, we discuss the role of non-video gaming, Blake gets bitten by spiders, and Justin Fic gives us some details on his new game, Kung Fu Killforce. If you want a sneak peak, be sure to check it out in the forums.
News: Nintendo Drastically Cuts 3DS to $170, Iwata an other Nintendo Execs take Paycuts, Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3D Ships 4 Million Units, Ubisoft Claims DRM is Effective, Evo 2011 in Las Vegas, and Sony Ships a Surprising Number of Units Last Quarter.
Tapes: Fic Visits Arcade Exhibit at the NYC Museum of Modern Art, Stacking (XBLA), Atari Greatest Hits (iPhone), Bastion (XBLA)
If you have any feedback, send your email to feedback at best damn podcast ever dot com, call the listener line at 845-BATTLE-9, or head over to the forums.
This week we are graced by the presence of the mighty BEN BUCK DOUBLE B! He shares with us his thoughts on gaming, public health his experiences with the ladies, information pills and something about the barracks. Also this week, Kaz Harai replaces Ken Kutaragi and no one notices, the leaked Gears of War script already sucks, and Call of Duty goes back to the future.
Judgement: Pokemon Diamond / Pearl
Jank: 360 HD DVD Drive for $72?, Saints Row and Lego Star Wars II now 360 Platinum Hits
Quote: “Blake Buck ain’t got time for weight loss. He’s a podcaster. A professional podcaster.”
If you have any feedback, you can shoot us an email here, or call our voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9.
Thanks to your votes, discount
BDPE is the highest rated gaming podcast on Podcast Alley! But we’ll need more this month if you want that sexy Marathon video. Also on this week’s show, epilepsy
the PS3 still sucks, ed
politicians up in arms after the first GTA IV trailer, and a brand new contest.
Judgement: Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, Jetpac Refueled, Earth Defense Force 2017, Scurge Hive, Puzzle Quest
Jank: Earth Defense Force 2017 @ EBgames / Gamestop
Quote: “I love all manner of the arts. And beauty. My pectoral muscles are the size of watermelons.”
If you have any feedback, you can shoot us an email here, or call our voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9.
It’s our 50th show! Soon we’ll start talking about the how the picture show used to be a nickel and demanding senior discounts at Gamestop. Also this week we’ve got Take-Two cut-n-runnin’, sales
your brand new 360 is now last-gen, and a gaming journalism battle royale.
Judgement: God of War Mini Judgement, Izuna: Legend of the Unemployed Ninja
Quad Jank: Amazon Marketplace, Dreamfall, Sticks, Cheap MS Points
Quote: “I’ve told you a million f**ing times. It’s not f**ing Crispix. I eat Crispix every f**ing day. In fact, when I duke, I duke Crispix.”
If you have any feedback, you can shoot us an email here, call our voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9, or leave your thoughts in our forums here.
On this week show we talk about both independent game development and independent game journalism, ailment
and how both are stifled by pretentious douche-bags and circle jerking. We’ve also got some great new contest entries!
Judgement: Crackdown & Alien Homonid HD Revisit
Jank: Alien Homonid HD for $10 on XBLA
Quote: “Look, ailment
I’ve seen Brian Crecente. And let me tell you something – that man is not attractive. He is ugly.”
If you have any feedback, you can shoot us an email here, call our voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9, or leave your thoughts in our forums here.
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Also this week the ESRB may have to actually start playing games, physiotherapist
a culturally insensitive look into japanese game development, and shocking new contest developments!
Judgement: Final Fantasy VI (GBA)
Jank: Serious Sam 2 for $7.99 @ Gamespot, Valentines Candy Galore
Quote: “So now you have to play this, or else I’ll have wasted five cups of rice”
If you have any feedback, you can shoot us an email here, or call our voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9.
We’ve got a brand now show format to minimize the rehash and maximize discussion and the funny! And by the funny, tadalafil
I mean fart jokes. This week we’ve got the Metal Gear Movie (hopefully starring Kurt Russel), rx
Xbox Gamerscore points now get you more than just respect from your co-workers at Gamestop, prosthesis
and GoD games becomes Gamecock (insert penis joke here). We also discuss our favorite game bosses, read your feedback, and what’s this? A brand new contest?
Judgement: Sid Meier’s Pirates (PSP)
Jank: Sid Meier’s Pirates (PSP), Freedom Fighters (PS2, Xbox, GCN)
Quote: “Dude, Snake is not manly enough to be played by Kurt Russel”
If you have any feedback, you can shoot us an email here, or call our voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9.
On this week’s show we’ve got eBay delisting my +10 bracers of critical strike, search
Girls = austrailian for gaming, hygiene
and Jack Thompson rides the headlines into a firey pit of dispair. We also discuss multiplayer gaming, noun
and pick some of our favorite multiplayer games (including meta games, like drunken Contra).
Judgement: Alien Homonid HD
Jank: Lumines Live? & $1 SNEEK KEENG
Quote: “If you play Contra, and you can’t keep up with the other guy, you are not a man”
If you have any feedback, you can shoot us an email here, or call our voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9.
Sometimes these shows have witty descriptions. Sometimes they do not. This is one of those second times.
Judgement: Crackdown Demo
Jank: Rallisport Challenge @ Gamestop (http://www.gamestop.com/product.asp?product%5Fid=950515)
Quote: “Most of the time it stays in the closet just fine, pilule
like a furry suit”
If you have any feedback, anemia
you can shoot us an email here, call our voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9, or leave your thoughts in our forums here.
After a long holiday break, adiposity
the BDPE crew is back for the new year. On this week’s show we try to snake our way into the Halo 3 beta, sick
a lucky kid discovers boobies on his Madden tape, and Rare still sucks.
Judgement: Wii Sports
Jank: Sega Genesis Collection [Link]
Quote: “Oh I don’t like this! Go get me the Internet Crimes Against Children or Babies or whatever the **** it’s called”
If you have any feedback, you can shoot us an email here, or call our voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9.
On this week’s show we delve into the world of role-playing games – the different types, side effects
the different franchises, prescription
and those oh so effeminent male leads you can’t help but feel a little attracted to. Also this week, ampoule
a Second Life realtor makes one million dollars in real life (BDPE still broke), another big budget sony title falls through the cracks, and the Scarface game > originality.
Judgement: The Late IMG Podcast
Jank: 2 Free Xbox Live Arcade Games! Use this code: XBXNG104 . Link: www.xbox360nextgennow.com/register
Quote: “Edgar from Final Fantasy VI was halfway to date rapist”
If you have any feedback, you can shoot us an email here, or call our voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9.
The future is now! The PS3 and Wii have been released, try
my 360 can download HD movies, recipe
and the Doc says we’ve got to go back to the wild west and make a flying train. Also this week, more about
the New York Times bashes the PS3, gery goo covers Second Life, and PS3 = UNLIMITED TACOS FOR LIFE.
Judgement: Guitar Hero 2
Jank: Holiday Game Shirts
Quote: “I think I did more damage to my wrist in those two times playing Miserlou then fifteen years of furious masterbation”
If you have any feedback, you can shoot us an email here, or call our voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9.
This week we’ve got the full review of Gears of War for Xbox 360. This game is so OMG awesome we almost forgot that it’s actually just sorta good. Also in this week we check out Team Ninja’s new game: Itagaki’s Intern Groper, click
Nolan Bushnell believes we still care about what he thinks, therapy
and Stefan Erickson convicted – Deitrich still at large.
Judgement: Gears of War
Jank of the Week: Oblivion Guide @ Amazon
Quote of the Week: “Either get in front of our animators and jiggle, or go cry in the closet”
If you have any feedback, you can shoot us an email here, or call our voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9.
Ah, web
the arcade Beat em’ Up boom of the mid 90′s. Brings back fond memories of dank arcades, sticky buttons, and that guy who kept trying to show me puppies in his van. We’ve also got bad news for the PS3 (shocker), Jack Thompson and Bully, and something about game developer sauce.
Judgement: Luxology’s Modo 202
Jank of the Week: Mech Assault 2: The Lone Wolf @ Gamestop / EB
Quote of the week: “As soon as I beat off all the other sweaty nerds”
If you have any feedback, you can shoot us an email here, call our voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9, or leave your thoughts in our forums here.
Editor’s Note: We never actually had shownotes for this show. And I’m typing this up in June 2011, diagnosis
waaay after we recorded and posted it. So I have no idea what we talked about on this show. If anybody gives it a listen, send us an email at feedback at bestdamnpodcastever dot com, let us know what we talked about and I’ll update the shownotes.
Alone in the Dark, stuff
2 hours of your life, stomach
Lowtax – what do all these things have in common? They’ve all been destroyed by Uwe Boll. This week we talk about video games and movies, plus we’ve got the News, Releases, the Judement (Rocket Slime and Cooking Mama), Jank of the Week, your Feedback, and the Cancer Rule. Quote of the Week: “I’d shoot God of War, and it’s just Blake Buck taking a deuce in the bathroom for two hours”
If you have any feedback, you can shoot us an email here, call our voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9.
The BDPE crew continues to tweak the show format, disease
and this week’s central topic is everyone’s favorite blue bomber, viagra sale MEGA MAN. We talk this week’s news, discount
Halo the Ride, and Zero’s dark secret. Quote of the Week: “Nintendo Power is my church and my god”
If you have any feedback, you can shoot us an email here, call our voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9, or leave your thoughts in our forums here.
On this week’s show we’re changing up the format a bit. The BDPE crew talks about the crumbling PS3 launch, obesity
Harmonix going corporate, Japanese narrative and it’s role in gaming, and John Romero’s status as the biggest tool on earth. In addition we have a new section: JANK OF THE WEEK – this is where we bring you guys the best bargains on great games. Finally, we’ve ditched the liveshow in favor of our old format show – though we’ll still have a liveshow bonanza every once in a while.
In addition, Episode 4 (the MEGAMAN MEGA-SHOW) should be posting in a few days as well, so keep an eye out!
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We’ve got a wild show for you guys this week! Because of connection problems, case the show wasn’t live, however! Not only do we have new recording equipment, but we’ve got WOMAN as a special guest AND we recorded in the same studio.
We lay out the gaming news, Stump Buck, discuss abandonware, pick the top three platformers of all time, and interview WOMAN about girls and gaming.
Also, be sure to tune in this Monday night at 10 PM Eastern time for a new Liveshow.
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Editor’s Note: We never actually had shownotes for this show. And I’m typing this up in June 2011, infertility
waaay after we recorded and posted it. So I have no idea what we talked about on this show. If anybody gives it a listen, no rx send us an email at feedback at bestdamnpodcastever dot com, let us know what we talked about and I’ll update the shownotes.
Here at BDPE, health care
we love videogames. I mean, ambulance
we do a weekly podcast about them – it’s right up there with nipple slips. But if there’s one thing we love almost as much as videogames, injection
it’s taking a big steamy dump on the crappy ones. Sorry Duke Nukem, but this week it’s your turn.
News: One NYC Developer Shuts Down while Another Opens Up, E3 2012 Rumos Begin, Duke Nukem Forever Sparks Game Journalism Scandal, Steam Releasing Free to Play Games, Earth Defense Force: Insect Armageddon Marks Watershed Moment in Japanese Game Development
Discussion: Duke Nukem Forever. And how unbelievably crappy it is.
If you have any feedback, send your email to feedback at best damn podcast ever dot com, call the listener line at 845-BATTLE-9, or head over to the forums.
Sometimes, disorder
things get busted. RSS feeds, information pills
show notes, podcasts, etc. It happens. Sometimes even the BDPE hosts themselves get busted – like Justin Fic getting fired or Blake Buck getting evicted. These things happen, and can have a dire effect on the podcast postings.
But, everything appears to be running smoothly now! Though Episode 85 is forever lost to the ether, 86 is here, and 87 is right around the corner.
News: Bungie Supporting Indie Developers, Supreme Court Rules in on Violent Videogames, LA Noire Developer Team Bondi Under Fire, Tim Langdell Debacle Finally Ends
Judgement: Child of Eden (360), Outland (XBLA / PSN)
If you have any feedback, send your email to feedback at best damn podcast ever dot com, call the listener line at 845-BATTLE-9, or head over to the forums.
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send your email to feedback at best damn podcast ever dot com, call the listener line at 845-BATTLE-9, or head over to the forums.
There sure are a lot of games out there. Some good, shop
some bad. Wouldn’t it be great if you could know which was which? Here at BDPE, site
we don’t just lay down which of today’s games deserves your attention – we tell you what classics you may have missed. And starting this week we’ll be revisiting some old favorites and even hooking you up with some rom links so you can play along with us.
So, healthful
you’re like, welcome. Or whatever. Honestly, how do we even put up with you?
News: SquareEnix Sues Deus Ex Pirates, Nintendo Janks 3DS Technology?, Mirror’s Edge Sequel Rumors, Justin Fic Eats Cookies, Final Fantasy Rhythm Game Announced
Tapes: Shadows of the Damned (360 / PS3), Comic Jumper (360), Live Alive (SNES)
If you have any feedback, send your email to feedback at best damn podcast ever dot com, call the listener line at 845-BATTLE-9, or head over to the forums.
These kids today and their Calls of Duty and quick time events. Just mash the button and watch the game play itself. Did ya mess up? No problem, shop
they’ve been making checkpoints for you every 3 minutes. Heck, nurse
Metal Gear Solid and LA Noire are basically just choose your own adventure laserdisk games at this point. Phooey!
Back in my day we played REAL games. Three lives to make it through the whole tape, help
and if you died, you had to start over! A game like that’ll put hair on your chest and hatred in your heart – the two things every growing boy needs. That and quaaludes. Damn I miss the 80’s.
News: Battlefield 3 Gets $50 Million Marketing Budget, Team Bondi Developers Worked 100 Hour Weeks, Sony Commits $20 Million to Indie Developers, EA Purchases Pop Cap, Ex-Microsoft Exec Joins Gamestop
Also, you’ve got a bonus week to work on your homework, Live A Live on SNES. If you missed last week’s show, check out episode 87’s show notes for more details and links.
If you have any feedback, send your email to feedback at best damn podcast ever dot com, call the listener line at 845-BATTLE-9, or head over to the forums.
There sure are a lot of games out there. Some good, phthisiatrician
some bad. Wouldn’t it be great if you could know which was which? Here at BDPE, physician
we don’t just lay down which of today’s games deserves your attention – we tell you what classics you may have missed. And starting this week we’ll be revisiting some old favorites and even hooking you up with some rom links so you can play along with us.
So, Oncology
you’re like, welcome. Or whatever. Honestly, how do we even put up with you?
News: SquareEnix Sues Deus Ex Pirates, Nintendo Janks 3DS Technology?, Mirror’s Edge Sequel Rumors, Justin Fic Eats Cookies, Final Fantasy Rhythm Game Announced
Tapes: Shadows of the Damned (360 / PS3), Comic Jumper (360), Live Alive (SNES)
If you have any feedback, send your email to feedback at best damn podcast ever dot com, call the listener line at 845-BATTLE-9, or head over to the forums.
There sure are a lot of games out there. Some good, anemia
some bad. Wouldn’t it be great if you could know which was which? Here at BDPE, ed
we don’t just lay down which of today’s games deserves your attention – we tell you what classics you may have missed. And starting this week we’ll be revisiting some old favorites and even hooking you up with some rom links so you can play along with us.
So, ascariasis
you’re like, welcome. Or whatever. Honestly, how do we even put up with you?
News: SquareEnix Sues Deus Ex Pirates, Nintendo Janks 3DS Technology?, Mirror’s Edge Sequel Rumors, Justin Fic Eats Cookies, Final Fantasy Rhythm Game Announced
Tapes: Shadows of the Damned (360 / PS3), Comic Jumper (360), Live Alive (SNES)
If you have any feedback, send your email to feedback at best damn podcast ever dot com, call the listener line at 845-BATTLE-9, or head over to the forums.
These kids today and their Calls of Duty and quick time events. Just mash the button and watch the game play itself. Did ya mess up? No problem, weight loss
they’ve been making checkpoints for you every 3 minutes. Heck, troche
Metal Gear Solid and LA Noire are basically just choose your own adventure laserdisk games at this point. Phooey!
Back in my day we played REAL games. Three lives to make it through the whole tape, and if you died, you had to start over! A game like that’ll put hair on your chest and hatred in your heart – the two things every growing boy needs. That and quaaludes. God I miss the 80′s.
News: Battlefield 3 Gets $50 Million Marketing Budget, Team Bondi Developers Worked 100 Hour Weeks, Sony Commits $20 Million to Indie Developers, EA Purchases Pop Cap, Ex-Microsoft Exec Joins Gamestop
Also, you’ve got a bonus week to work on your homework, Live A Live on SNES. If you missed last week’s show, check out episode 88′s show notes for more details and links.
If you have any feedback, send your email to feedback at best damn podcast ever dot com, call the listener line at 845-BATTLE-9, or head over to the forums.
These kids today and their Calls of Duty and quick time events. Just mash the button and watch the game play itself. Did ya mess up? No problem, cialis they’ve been making checkpoints for you every 3 minutes. Heck, thumb Metal Gear Solid and LA Noire are basically just choose your own adventure laserdisk games at this point. Phooey!
Back in my day we played REAL games. Three lives to make it through the whole tape, check and if you died, you had to start over! A game like that’ll put hair on your chest and hatred in your heart – the two things every growing boy needs. That and quaaludes. Damn I miss the 80′s.
News: Battlefield 3 Gets $50 Million Marketing Budget, Team Bondi Developers Worked 100 Hour Weeks, Sony Commits $20 Million to Indie Developers, EA Purchases Pop Cap, Ex-Microsoft Exec Joins Gamestop
Also, you’ve got a bonus week to work on your homework, Live A Live on SNES. If you missed last week’s show, check out episode 88′s show notes for more details and links.
If you have any feedback, send your email to feedback at best damn podcast ever dot com, call the listener line at 845-BATTLE-9, or head over to the forums.
Sure, search everybody knows internet funnyman Blake Buck. Professional podcaster, patient
standup comedian, diagnosis and top pick of his graduating class for ‘Most Likely to Become and Alcoholic’. But few people know of his forerunner, the legendary Ben Buck.
In many ways, Ben Buck is like the beta version of Blake Buck. While similar at first glance, he’s not quite as quick, doesn’t have as many features, and is definitely more bulky. But then again, Blake is more often covered in bugs. At the very least, Ben Buck makes a fine substitute for William Miller this week, who is still trapped in a box of Captain Crunch.
Also this week, Justin Fic and Blake Buck reminisce on some of their favorite classic arcade games, and discuss how perhaps games today have lost touch with the importance of controls and innovation that defined the arcade era.
News: Ultimate Marvel Vs Capcom 3 Announced, Dead Rising 2: Off the Record Announced, Darkness 2 Delayed till 2012, Ex-Irrational Games forms new indie studio, Ubisoft Embraces Used Game Pay Wall, Goldeneye 007 Coming PS3 and 360
Tapes: The Barcade / Mr. Do (Arcade), Galaga Legions DX (XBLA), Fry’s (not actually a tape) / Alone in the Dark Inferno (PS3)
If you have any feedback, send your email to feedback at best damn podcast ever dot com, call the listener line at 845-BATTLE-9, or head over to the forums.
This week we are graced by the presence of the mighty BEN BUCK DOUBLE B! He shares with us his thoughts on gaming, public health his experiences with the ladies, information pills and something about the barracks. Also this week, Kaz Harai replaces Ken Kutaragi and no one notices, the leaked Gears of War script already sucks, and Call of Duty goes back to the future.
Judgement: Pokemon Diamond / Pearl
Jank: 360 HD DVD Drive for $72?, Saints Row and Lego Star Wars II now 360 Platinum Hits
Quote: “Blake Buck ain’t got time for weight loss. He’s a podcaster. A professional podcaster.”
If you have any feedback, you can shoot us an email here, or call our voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9.
Thanks to your votes, discount
BDPE is the highest rated gaming podcast on Podcast Alley! But we’ll need more this month if you want that sexy Marathon video. Also on this week’s show, epilepsy
the PS3 still sucks, ed
politicians up in arms after the first GTA IV trailer, and a brand new contest.
Judgement: Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, Jetpac Refueled, Earth Defense Force 2017, Scurge Hive, Puzzle Quest
Jank: Earth Defense Force 2017 @ EBgames / Gamestop
Quote: “I love all manner of the arts. And beauty. My pectoral muscles are the size of watermelons.”
If you have any feedback, you can shoot us an email here, or call our voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9.
It’s our 50th show! Soon we’ll start talking about the how the picture show used to be a nickel and demanding senior discounts at Gamestop. Also this week we’ve got Take-Two cut-n-runnin’, sales
your brand new 360 is now last-gen, and a gaming journalism battle royale.
Judgement: God of War Mini Judgement, Izuna: Legend of the Unemployed Ninja
Quad Jank: Amazon Marketplace, Dreamfall, Sticks, Cheap MS Points
Quote: “I’ve told you a million f**ing times. It’s not f**ing Crispix. I eat Crispix every f**ing day. In fact, when I duke, I duke Crispix.”
If you have any feedback, you can shoot us an email here, call our voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9, or leave your thoughts in our forums here.
On this week show we talk about both independent game development and independent game journalism, ailment
and how both are stifled by pretentious douche-bags and circle jerking. We’ve also got some great new contest entries!
Judgement: Crackdown & Alien Homonid HD Revisit
Jank: Alien Homonid HD for $10 on XBLA
Quote: “Look, ailment
I’ve seen Brian Crecente. And let me tell you something – that man is not attractive. He is ugly.”
If you have any feedback, you can shoot us an email here, call our voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9, or leave your thoughts in our forums here.
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? B A Start
Also this week the ESRB may have to actually start playing games, physiotherapist
a culturally insensitive look into japanese game development, and shocking new contest developments!
Judgement: Final Fantasy VI (GBA)
Jank: Serious Sam 2 for $7.99 @ Gamespot, Valentines Candy Galore
Quote: “So now you have to play this, or else I’ll have wasted five cups of rice”
If you have any feedback, you can shoot us an email here, or call our voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9.
We’ve got a brand now show format to minimize the rehash and maximize discussion and the funny! And by the funny, tadalafil
I mean fart jokes. This week we’ve got the Metal Gear Movie (hopefully starring Kurt Russel), rx
Xbox Gamerscore points now get you more than just respect from your co-workers at Gamestop, prosthesis
and GoD games becomes Gamecock (insert penis joke here). We also discuss our favorite game bosses, read your feedback, and what’s this? A brand new contest?
Judgement: Sid Meier’s Pirates (PSP)
Jank: Sid Meier’s Pirates (PSP), Freedom Fighters (PS2, Xbox, GCN)
Quote: “Dude, Snake is not manly enough to be played by Kurt Russel”
If you have any feedback, you can shoot us an email here, or call our voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9.
On this week’s show we’ve got eBay delisting my +10 bracers of critical strike, search
Girls = austrailian for gaming, hygiene
and Jack Thompson rides the headlines into a firey pit of dispair. We also discuss multiplayer gaming, noun
and pick some of our favorite multiplayer games (including meta games, like drunken Contra).
Judgement: Alien Homonid HD
Jank: Lumines Live? & $1 SNEEK KEENG
Quote: “If you play Contra, and you can’t keep up with the other guy, you are not a man”
If you have any feedback, you can shoot us an email here, or call our voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9.
Sometimes these shows have witty descriptions. Sometimes they do not. This is one of those second times.
Judgement: Crackdown Demo
Jank: Rallisport Challenge @ Gamestop (http://www.gamestop.com/product.asp?product%5Fid=950515)
Quote: “Most of the time it stays in the closet just fine, pilule
like a furry suit”
If you have any feedback, anemia
you can shoot us an email here, call our voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9, or leave your thoughts in our forums here.
After a long holiday break, adiposity
the BDPE crew is back for the new year. On this week’s show we try to snake our way into the Halo 3 beta, sick
a lucky kid discovers boobies on his Madden tape, and Rare still sucks.
Judgement: Wii Sports
Jank: Sega Genesis Collection [Link]
Quote: “Oh I don’t like this! Go get me the Internet Crimes Against Children or Babies or whatever the **** it’s called”
If you have any feedback, you can shoot us an email here, or call our voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9.
On this week’s show we delve into the world of role-playing games – the different types, side effects
the different franchises, prescription
and those oh so effeminent male leads you can’t help but feel a little attracted to. Also this week, ampoule
a Second Life realtor makes one million dollars in real life (BDPE still broke), another big budget sony title falls through the cracks, and the Scarface game > originality.
Judgement: The Late IMG Podcast
Jank: 2 Free Xbox Live Arcade Games! Use this code: XBXNG104 . Link: www.xbox360nextgennow.com/register
Quote: “Edgar from Final Fantasy VI was halfway to date rapist”
If you have any feedback, you can shoot us an email here, or call our voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9.
The future is now! The PS3 and Wii have been released, try
my 360 can download HD movies, recipe
and the Doc says we’ve got to go back to the wild west and make a flying train. Also this week, more about
the New York Times bashes the PS3, gery goo covers Second Life, and PS3 = UNLIMITED TACOS FOR LIFE.
Judgement: Guitar Hero 2
Jank: Holiday Game Shirts
Quote: “I think I did more damage to my wrist in those two times playing Miserlou then fifteen years of furious masterbation”
If you have any feedback, you can shoot us an email here, or call our voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9.
This week we’ve got the full review of Gears of War for Xbox 360. This game is so OMG awesome we almost forgot that it’s actually just sorta good. Also in this week we check out Team Ninja’s new game: Itagaki’s Intern Groper, click
Nolan Bushnell believes we still care about what he thinks, therapy
and Stefan Erickson convicted – Deitrich still at large.
Judgement: Gears of War
Jank of the Week: Oblivion Guide @ Amazon
Quote of the Week: “Either get in front of our animators and jiggle, or go cry in the closet”
If you have any feedback, you can shoot us an email here, or call our voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9.
Ah, web
the arcade Beat em’ Up boom of the mid 90′s. Brings back fond memories of dank arcades, sticky buttons, and that guy who kept trying to show me puppies in his van. We’ve also got bad news for the PS3 (shocker), Jack Thompson and Bully, and something about game developer sauce.
Judgement: Luxology’s Modo 202
Jank of the Week: Mech Assault 2: The Lone Wolf @ Gamestop / EB
Quote of the week: “As soon as I beat off all the other sweaty nerds”
If you have any feedback, you can shoot us an email here, call our voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9, or leave your thoughts in our forums here.
Editor’s Note: We never actually had shownotes for this show. And I’m typing this up in June 2011, diagnosis
waaay after we recorded and posted it. So I have no idea what we talked about on this show. If anybody gives it a listen, send us an email at feedback at bestdamnpodcastever dot com, let us know what we talked about and I’ll update the shownotes.
Alone in the Dark, stuff
2 hours of your life, stomach
Lowtax – what do all these things have in common? They’ve all been destroyed by Uwe Boll. This week we talk about video games and movies, plus we’ve got the News, Releases, the Judement (Rocket Slime and Cooking Mama), Jank of the Week, your Feedback, and the Cancer Rule. Quote of the Week: “I’d shoot God of War, and it’s just Blake Buck taking a deuce in the bathroom for two hours”
If you have any feedback, you can shoot us an email here, call our voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9.
The BDPE crew continues to tweak the show format, disease
and this week’s central topic is everyone’s favorite blue bomber, viagra sale MEGA MAN. We talk this week’s news, discount
Halo the Ride, and Zero’s dark secret. Quote of the Week: “Nintendo Power is my church and my god”
If you have any feedback, you can shoot us an email here, call our voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9, or leave your thoughts in our forums here.
On this week’s show we’re changing up the format a bit. The BDPE crew talks about the crumbling PS3 launch, obesity
Harmonix going corporate, Japanese narrative and it’s role in gaming, and John Romero’s status as the biggest tool on earth. In addition we have a new section: JANK OF THE WEEK – this is where we bring you guys the best bargains on great games. Finally, we’ve ditched the liveshow in favor of our old format show – though we’ll still have a liveshow bonanza every once in a while.
In addition, Episode 4 (the MEGAMAN MEGA-SHOW) should be posting in a few days as well, so keep an eye out!
==MILLER ADD GRAPHIC HEAT D GO==
We’ve got a wild show for you guys this week! Because of connection problems, case the show wasn’t live, however! Not only do we have new recording equipment, but we’ve got WOMAN as a special guest AND we recorded in the same studio.
We lay out the gaming news, Stump Buck, discuss abandonware, pick the top three platformers of all time, and interview WOMAN about girls and gaming.
Also, be sure to tune in this Monday night at 10 PM Eastern time for a new Liveshow.
==MILLER INSERT GRAPHIC HEAT D GO==
Editor’s Note: We never actually had shownotes for this show. And I’m typing this up in June 2011, infertility
waaay after we recorded and posted it. So I have no idea what we talked about on this show. If anybody gives it a listen, no rx send us an email at feedback at bestdamnpodcastever dot com, let us know what we talked about and I’ll update the shownotes.
Here at BDPE, health care
we love videogames. I mean, ambulance
we do a weekly podcast about them – it’s right up there with nipple slips. But if there’s one thing we love almost as much as videogames, injection
it’s taking a big steamy dump on the crappy ones. Sorry Duke Nukem, but this week it’s your turn.
News: One NYC Developer Shuts Down while Another Opens Up, E3 2012 Rumos Begin, Duke Nukem Forever Sparks Game Journalism Scandal, Steam Releasing Free to Play Games, Earth Defense Force: Insect Armageddon Marks Watershed Moment in Japanese Game Development
Discussion: Duke Nukem Forever. And how unbelievably crappy it is.
If you have any feedback, send your email to feedback at best damn podcast ever dot com, call the listener line at 845-BATTLE-9, or head over to the forums.
Sometimes, disorder
things get busted. RSS feeds, information pills
show notes, podcasts, etc. It happens. Sometimes even the BDPE hosts themselves get busted – like Justin Fic getting fired or Blake Buck getting evicted. These things happen, and can have a dire effect on the podcast postings.
But, everything appears to be running smoothly now! Though Episode 85 is forever lost to the ether, 86 is here, and 87 is right around the corner.
News: Bungie Supporting Indie Developers, Supreme Court Rules in on Violent Videogames, LA Noire Developer Team Bondi Under Fire, Tim Langdell Debacle Finally Ends
Judgement: Child of Eden (360), Outland (XBLA / PSN)
If you have any feedback, send your email to feedback at best damn podcast ever dot com, call the listener line at 845-BATTLE-9, or head over to the forums.
If you have any feedback, read more
send your email to feedback at best damn podcast ever dot com, call the listener line at 845-BATTLE-9, or head over to the forums.
There sure are a lot of games out there. Some good, shop
some bad. Wouldn’t it be great if you could know which was which? Here at BDPE, site
we don’t just lay down which of today’s games deserves your attention – we tell you what classics you may have missed. And starting this week we’ll be revisiting some old favorites and even hooking you up with some rom links so you can play along with us.
So, healthful
you’re like, welcome. Or whatever. Honestly, how do we even put up with you?
News: SquareEnix Sues Deus Ex Pirates, Nintendo Janks 3DS Technology?, Mirror’s Edge Sequel Rumors, Justin Fic Eats Cookies, Final Fantasy Rhythm Game Announced
Tapes: Shadows of the Damned (360 / PS3), Comic Jumper (360), Live Alive (SNES)
If you have any feedback, send your email to feedback at best damn podcast ever dot com, call the listener line at 845-BATTLE-9, or head over to the forums.
These kids today and their Calls of Duty and quick time events. Just mash the button and watch the game play itself. Did ya mess up? No problem, shop
they’ve been making checkpoints for you every 3 minutes. Heck, nurse
Metal Gear Solid and LA Noire are basically just choose your own adventure laserdisk games at this point. Phooey!
Back in my day we played REAL games. Three lives to make it through the whole tape, help
and if you died, you had to start over! A game like that’ll put hair on your chest and hatred in your heart – the two things every growing boy needs. That and quaaludes. Damn I miss the 80’s.
News: Battlefield 3 Gets $50 Million Marketing Budget, Team Bondi Developers Worked 100 Hour Weeks, Sony Commits $20 Million to Indie Developers, EA Purchases Pop Cap, Ex-Microsoft Exec Joins Gamestop
Also, you’ve got a bonus week to work on your homework, Live A Live on SNES. If you missed last week’s show, check out episode 87’s show notes for more details and links.
If you have any feedback, send your email to feedback at best damn podcast ever dot com, call the listener line at 845-BATTLE-9, or head over to the forums.
This week we are graced by the presence of the mighty BEN BUCK DOUBLE B! He shares with us his thoughts on gaming, public health his experiences with the ladies, information pills and something about the barracks. Also this week, Kaz Harai replaces Ken Kutaragi and no one notices, the leaked Gears of War script already sucks, and Call of Duty goes back to the future.
Judgement: Pokemon Diamond / Pearl
Jank: 360 HD DVD Drive for $72?, Saints Row and Lego Star Wars II now 360 Platinum Hits
Quote: “Blake Buck ain’t got time for weight loss. He’s a podcaster. A professional podcaster.”
If you have any feedback, you can shoot us an email here, or call our voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9.
Thanks to your votes, discount
BDPE is the highest rated gaming podcast on Podcast Alley! But we’ll need more this month if you want that sexy Marathon video. Also on this week’s show, epilepsy
the PS3 still sucks, ed
politicians up in arms after the first GTA IV trailer, and a brand new contest.
Judgement: Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, Jetpac Refueled, Earth Defense Force 2017, Scurge Hive, Puzzle Quest
Jank: Earth Defense Force 2017 @ EBgames / Gamestop
Quote: “I love all manner of the arts. And beauty. My pectoral muscles are the size of watermelons.”
If you have any feedback, you can shoot us an email here, or call our voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9.
It’s our 50th show! Soon we’ll start talking about the how the picture show used to be a nickel and demanding senior discounts at Gamestop. Also this week we’ve got Take-Two cut-n-runnin’, sales
your brand new 360 is now last-gen, and a gaming journalism battle royale.
Judgement: God of War Mini Judgement, Izuna: Legend of the Unemployed Ninja
Quad Jank: Amazon Marketplace, Dreamfall, Sticks, Cheap MS Points
Quote: “I’ve told you a million f**ing times. It’s not f**ing Crispix. I eat Crispix every f**ing day. In fact, when I duke, I duke Crispix.”
If you have any feedback, you can shoot us an email here, call our voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9, or leave your thoughts in our forums here.
On this week show we talk about both independent game development and independent game journalism, ailment
and how both are stifled by pretentious douche-bags and circle jerking. We’ve also got some great new contest entries!
Judgement: Crackdown & Alien Homonid HD Revisit
Jank: Alien Homonid HD for $10 on XBLA
Quote: “Look, ailment
I’ve seen Brian Crecente. And let me tell you something – that man is not attractive. He is ugly.”
If you have any feedback, you can shoot us an email here, call our voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9, or leave your thoughts in our forums here.
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? B A Start
Also this week the ESRB may have to actually start playing games, physiotherapist
a culturally insensitive look into japanese game development, and shocking new contest developments!
Judgement: Final Fantasy VI (GBA)
Jank: Serious Sam 2 for $7.99 @ Gamespot, Valentines Candy Galore
Quote: “So now you have to play this, or else I’ll have wasted five cups of rice”
If you have any feedback, you can shoot us an email here, or call our voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9.
We’ve got a brand now show format to minimize the rehash and maximize discussion and the funny! And by the funny, tadalafil
I mean fart jokes. This week we’ve got the Metal Gear Movie (hopefully starring Kurt Russel), rx
Xbox Gamerscore points now get you more than just respect from your co-workers at Gamestop, prosthesis
and GoD games becomes Gamecock (insert penis joke here). We also discuss our favorite game bosses, read your feedback, and what’s this? A brand new contest?
Judgement: Sid Meier’s Pirates (PSP)
Jank: Sid Meier’s Pirates (PSP), Freedom Fighters (PS2, Xbox, GCN)
Quote: “Dude, Snake is not manly enough to be played by Kurt Russel”
If you have any feedback, you can shoot us an email here, or call our voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9.
On this week’s show we’ve got eBay delisting my +10 bracers of critical strike, search
Girls = austrailian for gaming, hygiene
and Jack Thompson rides the headlines into a firey pit of dispair. We also discuss multiplayer gaming, noun
and pick some of our favorite multiplayer games (including meta games, like drunken Contra).
Judgement: Alien Homonid HD
Jank: Lumines Live? & $1 SNEEK KEENG
Quote: “If you play Contra, and you can’t keep up with the other guy, you are not a man”
If you have any feedback, you can shoot us an email here, or call our voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9.
Sometimes these shows have witty descriptions. Sometimes they do not. This is one of those second times.
Judgement: Crackdown Demo
Jank: Rallisport Challenge @ Gamestop (http://www.gamestop.com/product.asp?product%5Fid=950515)
Quote: “Most of the time it stays in the closet just fine, pilule
like a furry suit”
If you have any feedback, anemia
you can shoot us an email here, call our voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9, or leave your thoughts in our forums here.
After a long holiday break, adiposity
the BDPE crew is back for the new year. On this week’s show we try to snake our way into the Halo 3 beta, sick
a lucky kid discovers boobies on his Madden tape, and Rare still sucks.
Judgement: Wii Sports
Jank: Sega Genesis Collection [Link]
Quote: “Oh I don’t like this! Go get me the Internet Crimes Against Children or Babies or whatever the **** it’s called”
If you have any feedback, you can shoot us an email here, or call our voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9.
On this week’s show we delve into the world of role-playing games – the different types, side effects
the different franchises, prescription
and those oh so effeminent male leads you can’t help but feel a little attracted to. Also this week, ampoule
a Second Life realtor makes one million dollars in real life (BDPE still broke), another big budget sony title falls through the cracks, and the Scarface game > originality.
Judgement: The Late IMG Podcast
Jank: 2 Free Xbox Live Arcade Games! Use this code: XBXNG104 . Link: www.xbox360nextgennow.com/register
Quote: “Edgar from Final Fantasy VI was halfway to date rapist”
If you have any feedback, you can shoot us an email here, or call our voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9.
The future is now! The PS3 and Wii have been released, try
my 360 can download HD movies, recipe
and the Doc says we’ve got to go back to the wild west and make a flying train. Also this week, more about
the New York Times bashes the PS3, gery goo covers Second Life, and PS3 = UNLIMITED TACOS FOR LIFE.
Judgement: Guitar Hero 2
Jank: Holiday Game Shirts
Quote: “I think I did more damage to my wrist in those two times playing Miserlou then fifteen years of furious masterbation”
If you have any feedback, you can shoot us an email here, or call our voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9.
This week we’ve got the full review of Gears of War for Xbox 360. This game is so OMG awesome we almost forgot that it’s actually just sorta good. Also in this week we check out Team Ninja’s new game: Itagaki’s Intern Groper, click
Nolan Bushnell believes we still care about what he thinks, therapy
and Stefan Erickson convicted – Deitrich still at large.
Judgement: Gears of War
Jank of the Week: Oblivion Guide @ Amazon
Quote of the Week: “Either get in front of our animators and jiggle, or go cry in the closet”
If you have any feedback, you can shoot us an email here, or call our voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9.
Ah, web
the arcade Beat em’ Up boom of the mid 90′s. Brings back fond memories of dank arcades, sticky buttons, and that guy who kept trying to show me puppies in his van. We’ve also got bad news for the PS3 (shocker), Jack Thompson and Bully, and something about game developer sauce.
Judgement: Luxology’s Modo 202
Jank of the Week: Mech Assault 2: The Lone Wolf @ Gamestop / EB
Quote of the week: “As soon as I beat off all the other sweaty nerds”
If you have any feedback, you can shoot us an email here, call our voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9, or leave your thoughts in our forums here.
Editor’s Note: We never actually had shownotes for this show. And I’m typing this up in June 2011, diagnosis
waaay after we recorded and posted it. So I have no idea what we talked about on this show. If anybody gives it a listen, send us an email at feedback at bestdamnpodcastever dot com, let us know what we talked about and I’ll update the shownotes.
Alone in the Dark, stuff
2 hours of your life, stomach
Lowtax – what do all these things have in common? They’ve all been destroyed by Uwe Boll. This week we talk about video games and movies, plus we’ve got the News, Releases, the Judement (Rocket Slime and Cooking Mama), Jank of the Week, your Feedback, and the Cancer Rule. Quote of the Week: “I’d shoot God of War, and it’s just Blake Buck taking a deuce in the bathroom for two hours”
If you have any feedback, you can shoot us an email here, call our voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9.
The BDPE crew continues to tweak the show format, disease
and this week’s central topic is everyone’s favorite blue bomber, viagra sale MEGA MAN. We talk this week’s news, discount
Halo the Ride, and Zero’s dark secret. Quote of the Week: “Nintendo Power is my church and my god”
If you have any feedback, you can shoot us an email here, call our voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9, or leave your thoughts in our forums here.
On this week’s show we’re changing up the format a bit. The BDPE crew talks about the crumbling PS3 launch, obesity
Harmonix going corporate, Japanese narrative and it’s role in gaming, and John Romero’s status as the biggest tool on earth. In addition we have a new section: JANK OF THE WEEK – this is where we bring you guys the best bargains on great games. Finally, we’ve ditched the liveshow in favor of our old format show – though we’ll still have a liveshow bonanza every once in a while.
In addition, Episode 4 (the MEGAMAN MEGA-SHOW) should be posting in a few days as well, so keep an eye out!
==MILLER ADD GRAPHIC HEAT D GO==
We’ve got a wild show for you guys this week! Because of connection problems, case the show wasn’t live, however! Not only do we have new recording equipment, but we’ve got WOMAN as a special guest AND we recorded in the same studio.
We lay out the gaming news, Stump Buck, discuss abandonware, pick the top three platformers of all time, and interview WOMAN about girls and gaming.
Also, be sure to tune in this Monday night at 10 PM Eastern time for a new Liveshow.
==MILLER INSERT GRAPHIC HEAT D GO==
Editor’s Note: We never actually had shownotes for this show. And I’m typing this up in June 2011, infertility
waaay after we recorded and posted it. So I have no idea what we talked about on this show. If anybody gives it a listen, no rx send us an email at feedback at bestdamnpodcastever dot com, let us know what we talked about and I’ll update the shownotes.
Here at BDPE, health care
we love videogames. I mean, ambulance
we do a weekly podcast about them – it’s right up there with nipple slips. But if there’s one thing we love almost as much as videogames, injection
it’s taking a big steamy dump on the crappy ones. Sorry Duke Nukem, but this week it’s your turn.
News: One NYC Developer Shuts Down while Another Opens Up, E3 2012 Rumos Begin, Duke Nukem Forever Sparks Game Journalism Scandal, Steam Releasing Free to Play Games, Earth Defense Force: Insect Armageddon Marks Watershed Moment in Japanese Game Development
Discussion: Duke Nukem Forever. And how unbelievably crappy it is.
If you have any feedback, send your email to feedback at best damn podcast ever dot com, call the listener line at 845-BATTLE-9, or head over to the forums.
Sometimes, disorder
things get busted. RSS feeds, information pills
show notes, podcasts, etc. It happens. Sometimes even the BDPE hosts themselves get busted – like Justin Fic getting fired or Blake Buck getting evicted. These things happen, and can have a dire effect on the podcast postings.
But, everything appears to be running smoothly now! Though Episode 85 is forever lost to the ether, 86 is here, and 87 is right around the corner.
News: Bungie Supporting Indie Developers, Supreme Court Rules in on Violent Videogames, LA Noire Developer Team Bondi Under Fire, Tim Langdell Debacle Finally Ends
Judgement: Child of Eden (360), Outland (XBLA / PSN)
If you have any feedback, send your email to feedback at best damn podcast ever dot com, call the listener line at 845-BATTLE-9, or head over to the forums.
If you have any feedback, read more
send your email to feedback at best damn podcast ever dot com, call the listener line at 845-BATTLE-9, or head over to the forums.
There sure are a lot of games out there. Some good, shop
some bad. Wouldn’t it be great if you could know which was which? Here at BDPE, site
we don’t just lay down which of today’s games deserves your attention – we tell you what classics you may have missed. And starting this week we’ll be revisiting some old favorites and even hooking you up with some rom links so you can play along with us.
So, healthful
you’re like, welcome. Or whatever. Honestly, how do we even put up with you?
News: SquareEnix Sues Deus Ex Pirates, Nintendo Janks 3DS Technology?, Mirror’s Edge Sequel Rumors, Justin Fic Eats Cookies, Final Fantasy Rhythm Game Announced
Tapes: Shadows of the Damned (360 / PS3), Comic Jumper (360), Live Alive (SNES)
If you have any feedback, send your email to feedback at best damn podcast ever dot com, call the listener line at 845-BATTLE-9, or head over to the forums.
This week we are graced by the presence of the mighty BEN BUCK DOUBLE B! He shares with us his thoughts on gaming, public health his experiences with the ladies, information pills and something about the barracks. Also this week, Kaz Harai replaces Ken Kutaragi and no one notices, the leaked Gears of War script already sucks, and Call of Duty goes back to the future.
Judgement: Pokemon Diamond / Pearl
Jank: 360 HD DVD Drive for $72?, Saints Row and Lego Star Wars II now 360 Platinum Hits
Quote: “Blake Buck ain’t got time for weight loss. He’s a podcaster. A professional podcaster.”
If you have any feedback, you can shoot us an email here, or call our voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9.
Thanks to your votes, discount
BDPE is the highest rated gaming podcast on Podcast Alley! But we’ll need more this month if you want that sexy Marathon video. Also on this week’s show, epilepsy
the PS3 still sucks, ed
politicians up in arms after the first GTA IV trailer, and a brand new contest.
Judgement: Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, Jetpac Refueled, Earth Defense Force 2017, Scurge Hive, Puzzle Quest
Jank: Earth Defense Force 2017 @ EBgames / Gamestop
Quote: “I love all manner of the arts. And beauty. My pectoral muscles are the size of watermelons.”
If you have any feedback, you can shoot us an email here, or call our voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9.
It’s our 50th show! Soon we’ll start talking about the how the picture show used to be a nickel and demanding senior discounts at Gamestop. Also this week we’ve got Take-Two cut-n-runnin’, sales
your brand new 360 is now last-gen, and a gaming journalism battle royale.
Judgement: God of War Mini Judgement, Izuna: Legend of the Unemployed Ninja
Quad Jank: Amazon Marketplace, Dreamfall, Sticks, Cheap MS Points
Quote: “I’ve told you a million f**ing times. It’s not f**ing Crispix. I eat Crispix every f**ing day. In fact, when I duke, I duke Crispix.”
If you have any feedback, you can shoot us an email here, call our voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9, or leave your thoughts in our forums here.
On this week show we talk about both independent game development and independent game journalism, ailment
and how both are stifled by pretentious douche-bags and circle jerking. We’ve also got some great new contest entries!
Judgement: Crackdown & Alien Homonid HD Revisit
Jank: Alien Homonid HD for $10 on XBLA
Quote: “Look, ailment
I’ve seen Brian Crecente. And let me tell you something – that man is not attractive. He is ugly.”
If you have any feedback, you can shoot us an email here, call our voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9, or leave your thoughts in our forums here.
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? B A Start
Also this week the ESRB may have to actually start playing games, physiotherapist
a culturally insensitive look into japanese game development, and shocking new contest developments!
Judgement: Final Fantasy VI (GBA)
Jank: Serious Sam 2 for $7.99 @ Gamespot, Valentines Candy Galore
Quote: “So now you have to play this, or else I’ll have wasted five cups of rice”
If you have any feedback, you can shoot us an email here, or call our voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9.
We’ve got a brand now show format to minimize the rehash and maximize discussion and the funny! And by the funny, tadalafil
I mean fart jokes. This week we’ve got the Metal Gear Movie (hopefully starring Kurt Russel), rx
Xbox Gamerscore points now get you more than just respect from your co-workers at Gamestop, prosthesis
and GoD games becomes Gamecock (insert penis joke here). We also discuss our favorite game bosses, read your feedback, and what’s this? A brand new contest?
Judgement: Sid Meier’s Pirates (PSP)
Jank: Sid Meier’s Pirates (PSP), Freedom Fighters (PS2, Xbox, GCN)
Quote: “Dude, Snake is not manly enough to be played by Kurt Russel”
If you have any feedback, you can shoot us an email here, or call our voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9.
On this week’s show we’ve got eBay delisting my +10 bracers of critical strike, search
Girls = austrailian for gaming, hygiene
and Jack Thompson rides the headlines into a firey pit of dispair. We also discuss multiplayer gaming, noun
and pick some of our favorite multiplayer games (including meta games, like drunken Contra).
Judgement: Alien Homonid HD
Jank: Lumines Live? & $1 SNEEK KEENG
Quote: “If you play Contra, and you can’t keep up with the other guy, you are not a man”
If you have any feedback, you can shoot us an email here, or call our voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9.
Sometimes these shows have witty descriptions. Sometimes they do not. This is one of those second times.
Judgement: Crackdown Demo
Jank: Rallisport Challenge @ Gamestop (http://www.gamestop.com/product.asp?product%5Fid=950515)
Quote: “Most of the time it stays in the closet just fine, pilule
like a furry suit”
If you have any feedback, anemia
you can shoot us an email here, call our voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9, or leave your thoughts in our forums here.
After a long holiday break, adiposity
the BDPE crew is back for the new year. On this week’s show we try to snake our way into the Halo 3 beta, sick
a lucky kid discovers boobies on his Madden tape, and Rare still sucks.
Judgement: Wii Sports
Jank: Sega Genesis Collection [Link]
Quote: “Oh I don’t like this! Go get me the Internet Crimes Against Children or Babies or whatever the **** it’s called”
If you have any feedback, you can shoot us an email here, or call our voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9.
On this week’s show we delve into the world of role-playing games – the different types, side effects
the different franchises, prescription
and those oh so effeminent male leads you can’t help but feel a little attracted to. Also this week, ampoule
a Second Life realtor makes one million dollars in real life (BDPE still broke), another big budget sony title falls through the cracks, and the Scarface game > originality.
Judgement: The Late IMG Podcast
Jank: 2 Free Xbox Live Arcade Games! Use this code: XBXNG104 . Link: www.xbox360nextgennow.com/register
Quote: “Edgar from Final Fantasy VI was halfway to date rapist”
If you have any feedback, you can shoot us an email here, or call our voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9.
The future is now! The PS3 and Wii have been released, try
my 360 can download HD movies, recipe
and the Doc says we’ve got to go back to the wild west and make a flying train. Also this week, more about
the New York Times bashes the PS3, gery goo covers Second Life, and PS3 = UNLIMITED TACOS FOR LIFE.
Judgement: Guitar Hero 2
Jank: Holiday Game Shirts
Quote: “I think I did more damage to my wrist in those two times playing Miserlou then fifteen years of furious masterbation”
If you have any feedback, you can shoot us an email here, or call our voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9.
This week we’ve got the full review of Gears of War for Xbox 360. This game is so OMG awesome we almost forgot that it’s actually just sorta good. Also in this week we check out Team Ninja’s new game: Itagaki’s Intern Groper, click
Nolan Bushnell believes we still care about what he thinks, therapy
and Stefan Erickson convicted – Deitrich still at large.
Judgement: Gears of War
Jank of the Week: Oblivion Guide @ Amazon
Quote of the Week: “Either get in front of our animators and jiggle, or go cry in the closet”
If you have any feedback, you can shoot us an email here, or call our voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9.
Ah, web
the arcade Beat em’ Up boom of the mid 90′s. Brings back fond memories of dank arcades, sticky buttons, and that guy who kept trying to show me puppies in his van. We’ve also got bad news for the PS3 (shocker), Jack Thompson and Bully, and something about game developer sauce.
Judgement: Luxology’s Modo 202
Jank of the Week: Mech Assault 2: The Lone Wolf @ Gamestop / EB
Quote of the week: “As soon as I beat off all the other sweaty nerds”
If you have any feedback, you can shoot us an email here, call our voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9, or leave your thoughts in our forums here.
Editor’s Note: We never actually had shownotes for this show. And I’m typing this up in June 2011, diagnosis
waaay after we recorded and posted it. So I have no idea what we talked about on this show. If anybody gives it a listen, send us an email at feedback at bestdamnpodcastever dot com, let us know what we talked about and I’ll update the shownotes.
Alone in the Dark, stuff
2 hours of your life, stomach
Lowtax – what do all these things have in common? They’ve all been destroyed by Uwe Boll. This week we talk about video games and movies, plus we’ve got the News, Releases, the Judement (Rocket Slime and Cooking Mama), Jank of the Week, your Feedback, and the Cancer Rule. Quote of the Week: “I’d shoot God of War, and it’s just Blake Buck taking a deuce in the bathroom for two hours”
If you have any feedback, you can shoot us an email here, call our voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9.
The BDPE crew continues to tweak the show format, disease
and this week’s central topic is everyone’s favorite blue bomber, viagra sale MEGA MAN. We talk this week’s news, discount
Halo the Ride, and Zero’s dark secret. Quote of the Week: “Nintendo Power is my church and my god”
If you have any feedback, you can shoot us an email here, call our voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9, or leave your thoughts in our forums here.
On this week’s show we’re changing up the format a bit. The BDPE crew talks about the crumbling PS3 launch, obesity
Harmonix going corporate, Japanese narrative and it’s role in gaming, and John Romero’s status as the biggest tool on earth. In addition we have a new section: JANK OF THE WEEK – this is where we bring you guys the best bargains on great games. Finally, we’ve ditched the liveshow in favor of our old format show – though we’ll still have a liveshow bonanza every once in a while.
In addition, Episode 4 (the MEGAMAN MEGA-SHOW) should be posting in a few days as well, so keep an eye out!
==MILLER ADD GRAPHIC HEAT D GO==
We’ve got a wild show for you guys this week! Because of connection problems, case the show wasn’t live, however! Not only do we have new recording equipment, but we’ve got WOMAN as a special guest AND we recorded in the same studio.
We lay out the gaming news, Stump Buck, discuss abandonware, pick the top three platformers of all time, and interview WOMAN about girls and gaming.
Also, be sure to tune in this Monday night at 10 PM Eastern time for a new Liveshow.
==MILLER INSERT GRAPHIC HEAT D GO==
Editor’s Note: We never actually had shownotes for this show. And I’m typing this up in June 2011, infertility
waaay after we recorded and posted it. So I have no idea what we talked about on this show. If anybody gives it a listen, no rx send us an email at feedback at bestdamnpodcastever dot com, let us know what we talked about and I’ll update the shownotes.
Here at BDPE, health care
we love videogames. I mean, ambulance
we do a weekly podcast about them – it’s right up there with nipple slips. But if there’s one thing we love almost as much as videogames, injection
it’s taking a big steamy dump on the crappy ones. Sorry Duke Nukem, but this week it’s your turn.
News: One NYC Developer Shuts Down while Another Opens Up, E3 2012 Rumos Begin, Duke Nukem Forever Sparks Game Journalism Scandal, Steam Releasing Free to Play Games, Earth Defense Force: Insect Armageddon Marks Watershed Moment in Japanese Game Development
Discussion: Duke Nukem Forever. And how unbelievably crappy it is.
If you have any feedback, send your email to feedback at best damn podcast ever dot com, call the listener line at 845-BATTLE-9, or head over to the forums.
Sometimes, disorder
things get busted. RSS feeds, information pills
show notes, podcasts, etc. It happens. Sometimes even the BDPE hosts themselves get busted – like Justin Fic getting fired or Blake Buck getting evicted. These things happen, and can have a dire effect on the podcast postings.
But, everything appears to be running smoothly now! Though Episode 85 is forever lost to the ether, 86 is here, and 87 is right around the corner.
News: Bungie Supporting Indie Developers, Supreme Court Rules in on Violent Videogames, LA Noire Developer Team Bondi Under Fire, Tim Langdell Debacle Finally Ends
Judgement: Child of Eden (360), Outland (XBLA / PSN)
If you have any feedback, send your email to feedback at best damn podcast ever dot com, call the listener line at 845-BATTLE-9, or head over to the forums.
This week we are graced by the presence of the mighty BEN BUCK DOUBLE B! He shares with us his thoughts on gaming, public health his experiences with the ladies, information pills and something about the barracks. Also this week, Kaz Harai replaces Ken Kutaragi and no one notices, the leaked Gears of War script already sucks, and Call of Duty goes back to the future.
Judgement: Pokemon Diamond / Pearl
Jank: 360 HD DVD Drive for $72?, Saints Row and Lego Star Wars II now 360 Platinum Hits
Quote: “Blake Buck ain’t got time for weight loss. He’s a podcaster. A professional podcaster.”
If you have any feedback, you can shoot us an email here, or call our voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9.
Thanks to your votes, discount
BDPE is the highest rated gaming podcast on Podcast Alley! But we’ll need more this month if you want that sexy Marathon video. Also on this week’s show, epilepsy
the PS3 still sucks, ed
politicians up in arms after the first GTA IV trailer, and a brand new contest.
Judgement: Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, Jetpac Refueled, Earth Defense Force 2017, Scurge Hive, Puzzle Quest
Jank: Earth Defense Force 2017 @ EBgames / Gamestop
Quote: “I love all manner of the arts. And beauty. My pectoral muscles are the size of watermelons.”
If you have any feedback, you can shoot us an email here, or call our voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9.
It’s our 50th show! Soon we’ll start talking about the how the picture show used to be a nickel and demanding senior discounts at Gamestop. Also this week we’ve got Take-Two cut-n-runnin’, sales
your brand new 360 is now last-gen, and a gaming journalism battle royale.
Judgement: God of War Mini Judgement, Izuna: Legend of the Unemployed Ninja
Quad Jank: Amazon Marketplace, Dreamfall, Sticks, Cheap MS Points
Quote: “I’ve told you a million f**ing times. It’s not f**ing Crispix. I eat Crispix every f**ing day. In fact, when I duke, I duke Crispix.”
If you have any feedback, you can shoot us an email here, call our voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9, or leave your thoughts in our forums here.
On this week show we talk about both independent game development and independent game journalism, ailment
and how both are stifled by pretentious douche-bags and circle jerking. We’ve also got some great new contest entries!
Judgement: Crackdown & Alien Homonid HD Revisit
Jank: Alien Homonid HD for $10 on XBLA
Quote: “Look, ailment
I’ve seen Brian Crecente. And let me tell you something – that man is not attractive. He is ugly.”
If you have any feedback, you can shoot us an email here, call our voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9, or leave your thoughts in our forums here.
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Also this week the ESRB may have to actually start playing games, physiotherapist
a culturally insensitive look into japanese game development, and shocking new contest developments!
Judgement: Final Fantasy VI (GBA)
Jank: Serious Sam 2 for $7.99 @ Gamespot, Valentines Candy Galore
Quote: “So now you have to play this, or else I’ll have wasted five cups of rice”
If you have any feedback, you can shoot us an email here, or call our voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9.
We’ve got a brand now show format to minimize the rehash and maximize discussion and the funny! And by the funny, tadalafil
I mean fart jokes. This week we’ve got the Metal Gear Movie (hopefully starring Kurt Russel), rx
Xbox Gamerscore points now get you more than just respect from your co-workers at Gamestop, prosthesis
and GoD games becomes Gamecock (insert penis joke here). We also discuss our favorite game bosses, read your feedback, and what’s this? A brand new contest?
Judgement: Sid Meier’s Pirates (PSP)
Jank: Sid Meier’s Pirates (PSP), Freedom Fighters (PS2, Xbox, GCN)
Quote: “Dude, Snake is not manly enough to be played by Kurt Russel”
If you have any feedback, you can shoot us an email here, or call our voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9.
On this week’s show we’ve got eBay delisting my +10 bracers of critical strike, search
Girls = austrailian for gaming, hygiene
and Jack Thompson rides the headlines into a firey pit of dispair. We also discuss multiplayer gaming, noun
and pick some of our favorite multiplayer games (including meta games, like drunken Contra).
Judgement: Alien Homonid HD
Jank: Lumines Live? & $1 SNEEK KEENG
Quote: “If you play Contra, and you can’t keep up with the other guy, you are not a man”
If you have any feedback, you can shoot us an email here, or call our voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9.
Sometimes these shows have witty descriptions. Sometimes they do not. This is one of those second times.
Judgement: Crackdown Demo
Jank: Rallisport Challenge @ Gamestop (http://www.gamestop.com/product.asp?product%5Fid=950515)
Quote: “Most of the time it stays in the closet just fine, pilule
like a furry suit”
If you have any feedback, anemia
you can shoot us an email here, call our voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9, or leave your thoughts in our forums here.
After a long holiday break, adiposity
the BDPE crew is back for the new year. On this week’s show we try to snake our way into the Halo 3 beta, sick
a lucky kid discovers boobies on his Madden tape, and Rare still sucks.
Judgement: Wii Sports
Jank: Sega Genesis Collection [Link]
Quote: “Oh I don’t like this! Go get me the Internet Crimes Against Children or Babies or whatever the **** it’s called”
If you have any feedback, you can shoot us an email here, or call our voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9.
On this week’s show we delve into the world of role-playing games – the different types, side effects
the different franchises, prescription
and those oh so effeminent male leads you can’t help but feel a little attracted to. Also this week, ampoule
a Second Life realtor makes one million dollars in real life (BDPE still broke), another big budget sony title falls through the cracks, and the Scarface game > originality.
Judgement: The Late IMG Podcast
Jank: 2 Free Xbox Live Arcade Games! Use this code: XBXNG104 . Link: www.xbox360nextgennow.com/register
Quote: “Edgar from Final Fantasy VI was halfway to date rapist”
If you have any feedback, you can shoot us an email here, or call our voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9.
The future is now! The PS3 and Wii have been released, try
my 360 can download HD movies, recipe
and the Doc says we’ve got to go back to the wild west and make a flying train. Also this week, more about
the New York Times bashes the PS3, gery goo covers Second Life, and PS3 = UNLIMITED TACOS FOR LIFE.
Judgement: Guitar Hero 2
Jank: Holiday Game Shirts
Quote: “I think I did more damage to my wrist in those two times playing Miserlou then fifteen years of furious masterbation”
If you have any feedback, you can shoot us an email here, or call our voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9.
This week we’ve got the full review of Gears of War for Xbox 360. This game is so OMG awesome we almost forgot that it’s actually just sorta good. Also in this week we check out Team Ninja’s new game: Itagaki’s Intern Groper, click
Nolan Bushnell believes we still care about what he thinks, therapy
and Stefan Erickson convicted – Deitrich still at large.
Judgement: Gears of War
Jank of the Week: Oblivion Guide @ Amazon
Quote of the Week: “Either get in front of our animators and jiggle, or go cry in the closet”
If you have any feedback, you can shoot us an email here, or call our voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9.
Ah, web
the arcade Beat em’ Up boom of the mid 90′s. Brings back fond memories of dank arcades, sticky buttons, and that guy who kept trying to show me puppies in his van. We’ve also got bad news for the PS3 (shocker), Jack Thompson and Bully, and something about game developer sauce.
Judgement: Luxology’s Modo 202
Jank of the Week: Mech Assault 2: The Lone Wolf @ Gamestop / EB
Quote of the week: “As soon as I beat off all the other sweaty nerds”
If you have any feedback, you can shoot us an email here, call our voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9, or leave your thoughts in our forums here.
Editor’s Note: We never actually had shownotes for this show. And I’m typing this up in June 2011, diagnosis
waaay after we recorded and posted it. So I have no idea what we talked about on this show. If anybody gives it a listen, send us an email at feedback at bestdamnpodcastever dot com, let us know what we talked about and I’ll update the shownotes.
Alone in the Dark, stuff
2 hours of your life, stomach
Lowtax – what do all these things have in common? They’ve all been destroyed by Uwe Boll. This week we talk about video games and movies, plus we’ve got the News, Releases, the Judement (Rocket Slime and Cooking Mama), Jank of the Week, your Feedback, and the Cancer Rule. Quote of the Week: “I’d shoot God of War, and it’s just Blake Buck taking a deuce in the bathroom for two hours”
If you have any feedback, you can shoot us an email here, call our voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9.
The BDPE crew continues to tweak the show format, disease
and this week’s central topic is everyone’s favorite blue bomber, viagra sale MEGA MAN. We talk this week’s news, discount
Halo the Ride, and Zero’s dark secret. Quote of the Week: “Nintendo Power is my church and my god”
If you have any feedback, you can shoot us an email here, call our voicemail at 845-BATTLE-9, or leave your thoughts in our forums here.
On this week’s show we’re changing up the format a bit. The BDPE crew talks about the crumbling PS3 launch, obesity
Harmonix going corporate, Japanese narrative and it’s role in gaming, and John Romero’s status as the biggest tool on earth. In addition we have a new section: JANK OF THE WEEK – this is where we bring you guys the best bargains on great games. Finally, we’ve ditched the liveshow in favor of our old format show – though we’ll still have a liveshow bonanza every once in a while.
In addition, Episode 4 (the MEGAMAN MEGA-SHOW) should be posting in a few days as well, so keep an eye out!
==MILLER ADD GRAPHIC HEAT D GO==
We’ve got a wild show for you guys this week! Because of connection problems, case the show wasn’t live, however! Not only do we have new recording equipment, but we’ve got WOMAN as a special guest AND we recorded in the same studio.
We lay out the gaming news, Stump Buck, discuss abandonware, pick the top three platformers of all time, and interview WOMAN about girls and gaming.
Also, be sure to tune in this Monday night at 10 PM Eastern time for a new Liveshow.
==MILLER INSERT GRAPHIC HEAT D GO==
Editor’s Note: We never actually had shownotes for this show. And I’m typing this up in June 2011, infertility
waaay after we recorded and posted it. So I have no idea what we talked about on this show. If anybody gives it a listen, no rx send us an email at feedback at bestdamnpodcastever dot com, let us know what we talked about and I’ll update the shownotes.
Here at BDPE, health care
we love videogames. I mean, ambulance
we do a weekly podcast about them – it’s right up there with nipple slips. But if there’s one thing we love almost as much as videogames, injection
it’s taking a big steamy dump on the crappy ones. Sorry Duke Nukem, but this week it’s your turn.
News: One NYC Developer Shuts Down while Another Opens Up, E3 2012 Rumos Begin, Duke Nukem Forever Sparks Game Journalism Scandal, Steam Releasing Free to Play Games, Earth Defense Force: Insect Armageddon Marks Watershed Moment in Japanese Game Development
Discussion: Duke Nukem Forever. And how unbelievably crappy it is.
If you have any feedback, send your email to feedback at best damn podcast ever dot com, call the listener line at 845-BATTLE-9, or head over to the forums.
Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D, find a new Zone of the Enders project, and and a Silent Hill HD Collection. Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, grip Mrs. Konami.
At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken. This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.
During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob. But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.
“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times. There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War. And Shattered Soldier. Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.
While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”. It occurs when a once successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.
In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose. However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope. After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.
In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots. I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path. And MK’s doing really well. But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans. And the coke.”
Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra. “This time it’s different. He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet. “I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration. Yessir. I can’t wait.”
-BLAKEBUCK
Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D, unhealthy
a new Zone of the Enders project, there
and a Silent Hill HD Collection. Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, ed Mrs. Konami.
At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken. This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.
During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob. But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.
“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times. There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War. And Shattered Soldier. Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.
While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”. It occurs when a once successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.
In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose. However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope. After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.
In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots. I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path. And MK’s doing really well. But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans. And the coke.”
Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra. ”This time it’s different. He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet. ”I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration. Yessir. I can’t wait.”
–BLAKEBUCK
Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D, weight loss
a new Zone of the Enders project, visit this
and a Silent Hill HD Collection. Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, Glaucoma
Mrs. Konami.
At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken. This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.
During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob. But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.
“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times. There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War. And Shattered Soldier. Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.
While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”. It occurs when a once successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.
In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose. However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope. After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.
In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots. I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path. And MK’s doing really well. But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans. And the coke.”
Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra. ”This time it’s different. He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet. ”I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration. Yessir. I can’t wait.”
–BLAKEBUCK
Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D, physician a new Zone of the Enders project, and a Silent Hill HD Collection. Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, Mrs. Konami.
At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken. This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.
During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob. But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.
“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times. There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War. And Shattered Soldier. Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.
While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”. It occurs when a once successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.
In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose. However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope. After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.
In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots. I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path. And MK’s doing really well. But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans. And the coke.”
Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra. ”This time it’s different. He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet. ”I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration. Yessir. I can’t wait.”
–BLAKEBUCK
Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D, order
a new Zone of the Enders project, treat
and a Silent Hill HD Collection. Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, look Mrs. Konami.
At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken. This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.
During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob. But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.
“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times. There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War. And Shattered Soldier. Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.
While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”. It occurs when a once successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.
In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose. However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope. After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.
In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots. I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path. And MK’s doing really well. But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans. And the coke.”
Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra. ”This time it’s different. He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet. ”I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration. Yessir. I can’t wait.”
–BLAKEBUCK
Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D, information pills
a new Zone of the Enders project, and and a Silent Hill HD Collection. Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, Mrs. Konami.
At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken. This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.
During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob. But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.
“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times. There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War. And Shattered Soldier. Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.
While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”. It occurs when a once successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.
In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose. However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope. After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.
In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots. I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path. And MK’s doing really well. But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans. And the coke.”
Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra. ”This time it’s different. He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet. ”I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration. Yessir. I can’t wait.”
–BLAKEBUCK
Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D,
a new Zone of the Enders project, and a Silent Hill HD Collection. Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, Mrs. Konami.
At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken. This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.
During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob. But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.
“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times. There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War. And Shattered Soldier. Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.
While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”. It occurs when a once successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.
In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose. However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope. After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.
In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots. I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path. And MK’s doing really well. But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans. And the coke.”
Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra. ”This time it’s different. He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet. ”I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration. Yessir. I can’t wait.”
–BLAKEBUCK
Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D, unhealthy
a new Zone of the Enders project, troche and a Silent Hill HD Collection. Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, there
Mrs. Konami.
At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken. This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.
During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob. But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.
“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times. There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War. And Shattered Soldier. Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.
While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”. It occurs when a once successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.
In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose. However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope. After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.
In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots. I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path. And MK’s doing really well. But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans. And the coke.”
Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra. ”This time it’s different. He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet. ”I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration. Yessir. I can’t wait.”
–BLAKEBUCK
Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D, approved
a new Zone of the Enders project, and
and a Silent Hill HD Collection. Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, Mrs. Konami.
At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken. This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.
During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob. But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.
“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times. There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War. And Shattered Soldier. Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.
While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”. It occurs when a once successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.
In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose. However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope. After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.
In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots. I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path. And MK’s doing really well. But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans. And the coke.”
Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra. ”This time it’s different. He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet. ”I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration. Yessir. I can’t wait.”
–BLAKEBUCK
Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D, prostate
a new Zone of the Enders project, erectile
and a Silent Hill HD Collection. Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, Mrs. Konami.
At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken. This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.
During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob. But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.
“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times. There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War. And Shattered Soldier. Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.
While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”. It occurs when a once successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.
In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose. However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope. After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.
In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots. I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path. And MK’s doing really well. But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans. And the coke.”
Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra. ”This time it’s different. He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet. ”I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration. Yessir. I can’t wait.”
–BLAKEBUCK
Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D, illness
a new Zone of the Enders project, search
and a Silent Hill HD Collection. Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, sick Mrs. Konami.
At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken. This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.
During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob. But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.
“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times. There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War. And Shattered Soldier. Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.
While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”. It occurs when a once successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.
In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose. However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope. After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.
In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots. I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path. And MK’s doing really well. But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans. And the coke.”
Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra. ”This time it’s different. He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet. ”I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration. Yessir. I can’t wait.”
–BLAKEBUCK
Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D, ask a new Zone of the Enders project, malady
and a Silent Hill HD Collection. Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, skincare
Mrs. Konami.
At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken. This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.
During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob. But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.
“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times. There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War. And Shattered Soldier. Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.
While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”. It occurs when a once successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.
In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose. However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope. After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.
In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots. I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path. And MK’s doing really well. But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans. And the coke.”
Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra. ”This time it’s different. He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet. ”I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration. Yessir. I can’t wait.”
–BLAKEBUCK
Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D, visit this site
a new Zone of the Enders project, and a Silent Hill HD Collection. Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, Mrs. Konami.
At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken. This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.
During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob. But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.
“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times. There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War. And Shattered Soldier. Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.
While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”. It occurs when a once successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.
In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose. However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope. After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.
In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots. I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path. And MK’s doing really well. But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans. And the coke.”
Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra. ”This time it’s different. He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet. ”I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration. Yessir. I can’t wait.”
–BLAKEBUCK
Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D, syringe
a new Zone of the Enders project, medical
and a Silent Hill HD Collection. Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, Mrs. Konami.
At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken. This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.
During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob. But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.
“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times. There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War. And Shattered Soldier. Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.
While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”. It occurs when a once successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.
In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose. However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope. After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.
In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots. I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path. And MK’s doing really well. But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans. And the coke.”
Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra. ”This time it’s different. He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet. ”I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration. Yessir. I can’t wait.”
–BLAKEBUCK
Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D, online a new Zone of the Enders project, and a Silent Hill HD Collection. Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, Mrs. Konami.
At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken. This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.
During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob. But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.
“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times. There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War. And Shattered Soldier. Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.
While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”. It occurs when a once successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.
In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose. However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope. After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.
In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots. I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path. And MK’s doing really well. But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans. And the coke.”
Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra. ”This time it’s different. He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet. ”I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration. Yessir. I can’t wait.”
–BLAKEBUCK
Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D, ailment
a new Zone of the Enders project, case
and a Silent Hill HD Collection. Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, Mrs. Konami.
At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken. This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.
During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob. But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.
“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times. There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War. And Shattered Soldier. Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.
While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”. It occurs when a once successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.
In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose. However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope. After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.
In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots. I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path. And MK’s doing really well. But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans. And the coke.”
Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra. ”This time it’s different. He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet. ”I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration. Yessir. I can’t wait.”
–BLAKEBUCK
Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D, buy more about
a new Zone of the Enders project, and a Silent Hill HD Collection. Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, Mrs. Konami.
At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken. This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.
During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob. But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.
“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times. There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War. And Shattered Soldier. Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.
While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”. It occurs when a once successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.
In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose. However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope. After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.
In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots. I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path. And MK’s doing really well. But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans. And the coke.”
Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra. ”This time it’s different. He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet. ”I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration. Yessir. I can’t wait.”
–BLAKEBUCK
Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D, obesity
a new Zone of the Enders project, Sildenafil
and a Silent Hill HD Collection. Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, Mrs. Konami.
At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken. This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.
During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob. But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.
“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times. There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War. And Shattered Soldier. Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.
While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”. It occurs when a once-successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.
In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose. However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope. After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.
In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots. I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path. And MK’s doing really well. But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans. And the coke.”
Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra. ”This time it’s different. He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet. ”I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration. Yessir. I can’t wait.”
–BLAKEBUCK
Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D, sale
a new Zone of the Enders project, and a Silent Hill HD Collection. Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, Mrs. Konami.
At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken. This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.
During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob. But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.
“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times. There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War. And Shattered Soldier. Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.
While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”. It occurs when a once-successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.
In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose. However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope. After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.
In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots. I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path. And MK’s doing really well. But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans. Also the coke.”
Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra. ”This time it’s different. He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet. ”I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration. Yessir. I can’t wait.”
–BLAKEBUCK
Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D, order a new Zone of the Enders project, symptoms
and a Silent Hill HD Collection. Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, Mrs. Konami.
At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken. This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.
During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob. But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.
“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times. There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War. And Shattered Soldier. Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.
While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”. It occurs when a once-successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.
In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose. However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope. After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.
In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots. I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path. And MK’s doing really well. But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans. Also the coke.”
Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra. ”This time it’s different. He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet. ”I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration. Yessir. I can’t wait.”
–BLAKEBUCK
Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D, generic
a new Zone of the Enders project, what is ed
and a Silent Hill HD Collection. Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, Mrs. Konami.
At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken. This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.
During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob. But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.
“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times. There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War. And Shattered Soldier. Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.
While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”. It occurs when a once-successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.
In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose. However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope. After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.
In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots. I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path. And MK’s doing really well. But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans. Also the coke.”
Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra. ”This time it’s different. He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet. ”I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration. Yessir. I can’t wait.”
–BLAKEBUCK
Yes, pharmacy
it’s that magical time of year: E3. When we get so much video game coverage that all but the biggest of news stories simply slip through your fingers. It almost seems kinda wasteful for developers and publishers to even try to generate buzz unless they spend exorbitant amounts of money. But don’t worry about that, our game is emblazoned across this booth babe’s chest and several dozen plasma TV! Ah, capitalism.
News: A Weekly Dose of Bad News for Sony, God I Hope it’s not Called the Vita, Kinect Functionality in Mass Effect 3?, Aliens Games Continue to be Released Despite Sucking Ass, LA Noire Continues Retailer Exclusive Turned Paid DLC Trend
Judgement: Hydrophobia (360/PS3/PC)
Discussion: BDPE’s E3 Predictions
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When you really think about it, information pills
the gaming news industry isn’t so different from having great sex. Other than the fact that most gamers have never had sex (see our forums).
The weeks leading up to a big conference like E3 filled with anticipation – publishers intentionally withholding the pleasure of new announcements. The days before E3 we are tormented with sneak peeks and racing thoughts. Finally it arrives in a single glorious moment of pleasure, oncologist
a week of news exceeding your wildest salacious fantasies.
Then you spend the rest of the week apologizing and promising next time it’ll be much better.
News: Sony Press Conference – Playstation Vita Announced along Fall PS3 Lineup, Microsoft Press Conference – Dominated by Kinect, Nintendo Press Conference – Wii U Somewhat Unveiled and Fall 3DS Lineup
Judgement: Sony, Microsoft, and Nintendo’s Press Conferences
Other Topics: The Next Console War, Other Notable E3 Appearances
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Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D, find a new Zone of the Enders project, and and a Silent Hill HD Collection. Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, grip Mrs. Konami.
At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken. This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.
During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob. But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.
“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times. There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War. And Shattered Soldier. Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.
While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”. It occurs when a once successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.
In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose. However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope. After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.
In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots. I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path. And MK’s doing really well. But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans. And the coke.”
Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra. “This time it’s different. He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet. “I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration. Yessir. I can’t wait.”
-BLAKEBUCK
Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D, unhealthy
a new Zone of the Enders project, there
and a Silent Hill HD Collection. Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, ed Mrs. Konami.
At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken. This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.
During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob. But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.
“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times. There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War. And Shattered Soldier. Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.
While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”. It occurs when a once successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.
In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose. However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope. After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.
In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots. I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path. And MK’s doing really well. But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans. And the coke.”
Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra. ”This time it’s different. He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet. ”I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration. Yessir. I can’t wait.”
–BLAKEBUCK
Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D, weight loss
a new Zone of the Enders project, visit this
and a Silent Hill HD Collection. Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, Glaucoma
Mrs. Konami.
At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken. This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.
During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob. But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.
“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times. There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War. And Shattered Soldier. Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.
While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”. It occurs when a once successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.
In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose. However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope. After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.
In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots. I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path. And MK’s doing really well. But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans. And the coke.”
Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra. ”This time it’s different. He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet. ”I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration. Yessir. I can’t wait.”
–BLAKEBUCK
Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D, physician a new Zone of the Enders project, and a Silent Hill HD Collection. Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, Mrs. Konami.
At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken. This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.
During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob. But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.
“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times. There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War. And Shattered Soldier. Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.
While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”. It occurs when a once successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.
In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose. However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope. After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.
In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots. I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path. And MK’s doing really well. But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans. And the coke.”
Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra. ”This time it’s different. He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet. ”I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration. Yessir. I can’t wait.”
–BLAKEBUCK
Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D, order
a new Zone of the Enders project, treat
and a Silent Hill HD Collection. Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, look Mrs. Konami.
At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken. This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.
During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob. But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.
“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times. There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War. And Shattered Soldier. Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.
While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”. It occurs when a once successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.
In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose. However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope. After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.
In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots. I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path. And MK’s doing really well. But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans. And the coke.”
Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra. ”This time it’s different. He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet. ”I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration. Yessir. I can’t wait.”
–BLAKEBUCK
Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D, information pills
a new Zone of the Enders project, and and a Silent Hill HD Collection. Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, Mrs. Konami.
At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken. This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.
During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob. But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.
“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times. There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War. And Shattered Soldier. Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.
While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”. It occurs when a once successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.
In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose. However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope. After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.
In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots. I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path. And MK’s doing really well. But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans. And the coke.”
Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra. ”This time it’s different. He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet. ”I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration. Yessir. I can’t wait.”
–BLAKEBUCK
Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D,
a new Zone of the Enders project, and a Silent Hill HD Collection. Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, Mrs. Konami.
At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken. This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.
During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob. But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.
“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times. There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War. And Shattered Soldier. Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.
While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”. It occurs when a once successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.
In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose. However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope. After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.
In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots. I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path. And MK’s doing really well. But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans. And the coke.”
Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra. ”This time it’s different. He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet. ”I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration. Yessir. I can’t wait.”
–BLAKEBUCK
Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D, unhealthy
a new Zone of the Enders project, troche and a Silent Hill HD Collection. Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, there
Mrs. Konami.
At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken. This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.
During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob. But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.
“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times. There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War. And Shattered Soldier. Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.
While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”. It occurs when a once successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.
In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose. However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope. After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.
In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots. I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path. And MK’s doing really well. But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans. And the coke.”
Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra. ”This time it’s different. He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet. ”I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration. Yessir. I can’t wait.”
–BLAKEBUCK
Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D, approved
a new Zone of the Enders project, and
and a Silent Hill HD Collection. Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, Mrs. Konami.
At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken. This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.
During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob. But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.
“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times. There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War. And Shattered Soldier. Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.
While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”. It occurs when a once successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.
In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose. However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope. After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.
In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots. I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path. And MK’s doing really well. But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans. And the coke.”
Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra. ”This time it’s different. He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet. ”I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration. Yessir. I can’t wait.”
–BLAKEBUCK
Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D, prostate
a new Zone of the Enders project, erectile
and a Silent Hill HD Collection. Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, Mrs. Konami.
At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken. This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.
During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob. But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.
“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times. There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War. And Shattered Soldier. Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.
While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”. It occurs when a once successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.
In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose. However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope. After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.
In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots. I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path. And MK’s doing really well. But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans. And the coke.”
Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra. ”This time it’s different. He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet. ”I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration. Yessir. I can’t wait.”
–BLAKEBUCK
Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D, illness
a new Zone of the Enders project, search
and a Silent Hill HD Collection. Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, sick Mrs. Konami.
At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken. This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.
During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob. But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.
“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times. There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War. And Shattered Soldier. Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.
While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”. It occurs when a once successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.
In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose. However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope. After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.
In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots. I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path. And MK’s doing really well. But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans. And the coke.”
Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra. ”This time it’s different. He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet. ”I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration. Yessir. I can’t wait.”
–BLAKEBUCK
Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D, ask a new Zone of the Enders project, malady
and a Silent Hill HD Collection. Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, skincare
Mrs. Konami.
At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken. This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.
During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob. But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.
“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times. There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War. And Shattered Soldier. Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.
While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”. It occurs when a once successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.
In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose. However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope. After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.
In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots. I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path. And MK’s doing really well. But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans. And the coke.”
Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra. ”This time it’s different. He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet. ”I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration. Yessir. I can’t wait.”
–BLAKEBUCK
Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D, visit this site
a new Zone of the Enders project, and a Silent Hill HD Collection. Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, Mrs. Konami.
At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken. This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.
During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob. But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.
“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times. There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War. And Shattered Soldier. Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.
While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”. It occurs when a once successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.
In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose. However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope. After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.
In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots. I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path. And MK’s doing really well. But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans. And the coke.”
Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra. ”This time it’s different. He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet. ”I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration. Yessir. I can’t wait.”
–BLAKEBUCK
Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D, syringe
a new Zone of the Enders project, medical
and a Silent Hill HD Collection. Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, Mrs. Konami.
At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken. This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.
During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob. But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.
“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times. There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War. And Shattered Soldier. Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.
While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”. It occurs when a once successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.
In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose. However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope. After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.
In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots. I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path. And MK’s doing really well. But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans. And the coke.”
Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra. ”This time it’s different. He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet. ”I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration. Yessir. I can’t wait.”
–BLAKEBUCK
Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D, online a new Zone of the Enders project, and a Silent Hill HD Collection. Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, Mrs. Konami.
At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken. This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.
During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob. But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.
“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times. There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War. And Shattered Soldier. Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.
While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”. It occurs when a once successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.
In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose. However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope. After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.
In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots. I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path. And MK’s doing really well. But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans. And the coke.”
Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra. ”This time it’s different. He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet. ”I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration. Yessir. I can’t wait.”
–BLAKEBUCK
Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D, ailment
a new Zone of the Enders project, case
and a Silent Hill HD Collection. Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, Mrs. Konami.
At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken. This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.
During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob. But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.
“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times. There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War. And Shattered Soldier. Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.
While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”. It occurs when a once successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.
In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose. However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope. After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.
In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots. I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path. And MK’s doing really well. But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans. And the coke.”
Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra. ”This time it’s different. He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet. ”I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration. Yessir. I can’t wait.”
–BLAKEBUCK
Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D, buy more about
a new Zone of the Enders project, and a Silent Hill HD Collection. Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, Mrs. Konami.
At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken. This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.
During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob. But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.
“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times. There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War. And Shattered Soldier. Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.
While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”. It occurs when a once successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.
In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose. However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope. After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.
In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots. I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path. And MK’s doing really well. But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans. And the coke.”
Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra. ”This time it’s different. He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet. ”I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration. Yessir. I can’t wait.”
–BLAKEBUCK
Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D, obesity
a new Zone of the Enders project, Sildenafil
and a Silent Hill HD Collection. Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, Mrs. Konami.
At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken. This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.
During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob. But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.
“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times. There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War. And Shattered Soldier. Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.
While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”. It occurs when a once-successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.
In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose. However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope. After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.
In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots. I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path. And MK’s doing really well. But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans. And the coke.”
Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra. ”This time it’s different. He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet. ”I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration. Yessir. I can’t wait.”
–BLAKEBUCK
Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D, sale
a new Zone of the Enders project, and a Silent Hill HD Collection. Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, Mrs. Konami.
At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken. This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.
During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob. But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.
“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times. There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War. And Shattered Soldier. Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.
While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”. It occurs when a once-successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.
In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose. However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope. After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.
In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots. I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path. And MK’s doing really well. But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans. Also the coke.”
Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra. ”This time it’s different. He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet. ”I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration. Yessir. I can’t wait.”
–BLAKEBUCK
Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D, order a new Zone of the Enders project, symptoms
and a Silent Hill HD Collection. Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, Mrs. Konami.
At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken. This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.
During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob. But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.
“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times. There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War. And Shattered Soldier. Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.
While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”. It occurs when a once-successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.
In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose. However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope. After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.
In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots. I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path. And MK’s doing really well. But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans. Also the coke.”
Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra. ”This time it’s different. He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet. ”I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration. Yessir. I can’t wait.”
–BLAKEBUCK
Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D, generic
a new Zone of the Enders project, what is ed
and a Silent Hill HD Collection. Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, Mrs. Konami.
At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken. This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.
During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob. But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.
“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times. There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War. And Shattered Soldier. Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.
While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”. It occurs when a once-successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.
In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose. However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope. After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.
In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots. I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path. And MK’s doing really well. But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans. Also the coke.”
Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra. ”This time it’s different. He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet. ”I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration. Yessir. I can’t wait.”
–BLAKEBUCK
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it’s that magical time of year: E3. When we get so much video game coverage that all but the biggest of news stories simply slip through your fingers. It almost seems kinda wasteful for developers and publishers to even try to generate buzz unless they spend exorbitant amounts of money. But don’t worry about that, our game is emblazoned across this booth babe’s chest and several dozen plasma TV! Ah, capitalism.
News: A Weekly Dose of Bad News for Sony, God I Hope it’s not Called the Vita, Kinect Functionality in Mass Effect 3?, Aliens Games Continue to be Released Despite Sucking Ass, LA Noire Continues Retailer Exclusive Turned Paid DLC Trend
Judgement: Hydrophobia (360/PS3/PC)
Discussion: BDPE’s E3 Predictions
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When you really think about it, information pills
the gaming news industry isn’t so different from having great sex. Other than the fact that most gamers have never had sex (see our forums).
The weeks leading up to a big conference like E3 filled with anticipation – publishers intentionally withholding the pleasure of new announcements. The days before E3 we are tormented with sneak peeks and racing thoughts. Finally it arrives in a single glorious moment of pleasure, oncologist
a week of news exceeding your wildest salacious fantasies.
Then you spend the rest of the week apologizing and promising next time it’ll be much better.
News: Sony Press Conference – Playstation Vita Announced along Fall PS3 Lineup, Microsoft Press Conference – Dominated by Kinect, Nintendo Press Conference – Wii U Somewhat Unveiled and Fall 3DS Lineup
Judgement: Sony, Microsoft, and Nintendo’s Press Conferences
Other Topics: The Next Console War, Other Notable E3 Appearances
If you have any feedback, send your email to feedback at best damn podcast ever dot com, call the listener line at 845-BATTLE-9, or head over to the forums.
Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D, find a new Zone of the Enders project, and and a Silent Hill HD Collection. Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, grip Mrs. Konami.
At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken. This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.
During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob. But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.
“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times. There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War. And Shattered Soldier. Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.
While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”. It occurs when a once successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.
In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose. However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope. After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.
In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots. I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path. And MK’s doing really well. But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans. And the coke.”
Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra. “This time it’s different. He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet. “I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration. Yessir. I can’t wait.”
-BLAKEBUCK
Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D, unhealthy
a new Zone of the Enders project, there
and a Silent Hill HD Collection. Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, ed Mrs. Konami.
At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken. This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.
During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob. But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.
“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times. There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War. And Shattered Soldier. Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.
While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”. It occurs when a once successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.
In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose. However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope. After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.
In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots. I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path. And MK’s doing really well. But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans. And the coke.”
Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra. ”This time it’s different. He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet. ”I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration. Yessir. I can’t wait.”
–BLAKEBUCK
Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D, weight loss
a new Zone of the Enders project, visit this
and a Silent Hill HD Collection. Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, Glaucoma
Mrs. Konami.
At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken. This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.
During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob. But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.
“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times. There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War. And Shattered Soldier. Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.
While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”. It occurs when a once successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.
In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose. However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope. After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.
In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots. I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path. And MK’s doing really well. But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans. And the coke.”
Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra. ”This time it’s different. He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet. ”I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration. Yessir. I can’t wait.”
–BLAKEBUCK
Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D, physician a new Zone of the Enders project, and a Silent Hill HD Collection. Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, Mrs. Konami.
At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken. This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.
During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob. But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.
“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times. There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War. And Shattered Soldier. Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.
While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”. It occurs when a once successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.
In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose. However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope. After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.
In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots. I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path. And MK’s doing really well. But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans. And the coke.”
Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra. ”This time it’s different. He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet. ”I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration. Yessir. I can’t wait.”
–BLAKEBUCK
Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D, order
a new Zone of the Enders project, treat
and a Silent Hill HD Collection. Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, look Mrs. Konami.
At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken. This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.
During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob. But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.
“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times. There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War. And Shattered Soldier. Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.
While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”. It occurs when a once successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.
In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose. However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope. After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.
In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots. I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path. And MK’s doing really well. But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans. And the coke.”
Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra. ”This time it’s different. He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet. ”I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration. Yessir. I can’t wait.”
–BLAKEBUCK
Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D, information pills
a new Zone of the Enders project, and and a Silent Hill HD Collection. Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, Mrs. Konami.
At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken. This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.
During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob. But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.
“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times. There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War. And Shattered Soldier. Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.
While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”. It occurs when a once successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.
In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose. However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope. After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.
In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots. I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path. And MK’s doing really well. But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans. And the coke.”
Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra. ”This time it’s different. He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet. ”I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration. Yessir. I can’t wait.”
–BLAKEBUCK
Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D,
a new Zone of the Enders project, and a Silent Hill HD Collection. Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, Mrs. Konami.
At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken. This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.
During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob. But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.
“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times. There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War. And Shattered Soldier. Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.
While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”. It occurs when a once successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.
In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose. However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope. After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.
In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots. I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path. And MK’s doing really well. But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans. And the coke.”
Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra. ”This time it’s different. He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet. ”I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration. Yessir. I can’t wait.”
–BLAKEBUCK
Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D, unhealthy
a new Zone of the Enders project, troche and a Silent Hill HD Collection. Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, there
Mrs. Konami.
At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken. This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.
During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob. But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.
“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times. There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War. And Shattered Soldier. Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.
While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”. It occurs when a once successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.
In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose. However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope. After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.
In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots. I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path. And MK’s doing really well. But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans. And the coke.”
Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra. ”This time it’s different. He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet. ”I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration. Yessir. I can’t wait.”
–BLAKEBUCK
Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D, approved
a new Zone of the Enders project, and
and a Silent Hill HD Collection. Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, Mrs. Konami.
At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken. This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.
During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob. But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.
“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times. There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War. And Shattered Soldier. Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.
While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”. It occurs when a once successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.
In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose. However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope. After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.
In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots. I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path. And MK’s doing really well. But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans. And the coke.”
Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra. ”This time it’s different. He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet. ”I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration. Yessir. I can’t wait.”
–BLAKEBUCK
Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D, prostate
a new Zone of the Enders project, erectile
and a Silent Hill HD Collection. Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, Mrs. Konami.
At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken. This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.
During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob. But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.
“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times. There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War. And Shattered Soldier. Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.
While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”. It occurs when a once successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.
In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose. However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope. After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.
In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots. I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path. And MK’s doing really well. But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans. And the coke.”
Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra. ”This time it’s different. He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet. ”I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration. Yessir. I can’t wait.”
–BLAKEBUCK
Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D, illness
a new Zone of the Enders project, search
and a Silent Hill HD Collection. Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, sick Mrs. Konami.
At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken. This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.
During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob. But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.
“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times. There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War. And Shattered Soldier. Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.
While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”. It occurs when a once successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.
In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose. However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope. After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.
In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots. I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path. And MK’s doing really well. But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans. And the coke.”
Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra. ”This time it’s different. He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet. ”I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration. Yessir. I can’t wait.”
–BLAKEBUCK
Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D, ask a new Zone of the Enders project, malady
and a Silent Hill HD Collection. Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, skincare
Mrs. Konami.
At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken. This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.
During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob. But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.
“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times. There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War. And Shattered Soldier. Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.
While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”. It occurs when a once successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.
In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose. However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope. After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.
In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots. I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path. And MK’s doing really well. But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans. And the coke.”
Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra. ”This time it’s different. He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet. ”I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration. Yessir. I can’t wait.”
–BLAKEBUCK
Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D, visit this site
a new Zone of the Enders project, and a Silent Hill HD Collection. Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, Mrs. Konami.
At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken. This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.
During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob. But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.
“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times. There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War. And Shattered Soldier. Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.
While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”. It occurs when a once successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.
In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose. However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope. After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.
In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots. I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path. And MK’s doing really well. But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans. And the coke.”
Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra. ”This time it’s different. He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet. ”I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration. Yessir. I can’t wait.”
–BLAKEBUCK
Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D, syringe
a new Zone of the Enders project, medical
and a Silent Hill HD Collection. Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, Mrs. Konami.
At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken. This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.
During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob. But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.
“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times. There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War. And Shattered Soldier. Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.
While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”. It occurs when a once successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.
In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose. However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope. After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.
In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots. I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path. And MK’s doing really well. But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans. And the coke.”
Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra. ”This time it’s different. He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet. ”I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration. Yessir. I can’t wait.”
–BLAKEBUCK
Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D, online a new Zone of the Enders project, and a Silent Hill HD Collection. Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, Mrs. Konami.
At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken. This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.
During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob. But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.
“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times. There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War. And Shattered Soldier. Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.
While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”. It occurs when a once successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.
In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose. However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope. After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.
In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots. I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path. And MK’s doing really well. But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans. And the coke.”
Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra. ”This time it’s different. He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet. ”I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration. Yessir. I can’t wait.”
–BLAKEBUCK
Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D, ailment
a new Zone of the Enders project, case
and a Silent Hill HD Collection. Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, Mrs. Konami.
At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken. This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.
During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob. But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.
“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times. There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War. And Shattered Soldier. Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.
While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”. It occurs when a once successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.
In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose. However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope. After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.
In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots. I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path. And MK’s doing really well. But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans. And the coke.”
Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra. ”This time it’s different. He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet. ”I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration. Yessir. I can’t wait.”
–BLAKEBUCK
Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D, buy more about
a new Zone of the Enders project, and a Silent Hill HD Collection. Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, Mrs. Konami.
At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken. This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.
During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob. But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.
“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times. There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War. And Shattered Soldier. Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.
While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”. It occurs when a once successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.
In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose. However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope. After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.
In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots. I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path. And MK’s doing really well. But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans. And the coke.”
Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra. ”This time it’s different. He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet. ”I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration. Yessir. I can’t wait.”
–BLAKEBUCK
Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D, obesity
a new Zone of the Enders project, Sildenafil
and a Silent Hill HD Collection. Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, Mrs. Konami.
At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken. This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.
During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob. But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.
“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times. There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War. And Shattered Soldier. Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.
While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”. It occurs when a once-successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.
In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose. However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope. After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.
In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots. I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path. And MK’s doing really well. But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans. And the coke.”
Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra. ”This time it’s different. He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet. ”I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration. Yessir. I can’t wait.”
–BLAKEBUCK
Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D, sale
a new Zone of the Enders project, and a Silent Hill HD Collection. Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, Mrs. Konami.
At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken. This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.
During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob. But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.
“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times. There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War. And Shattered Soldier. Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.
While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”. It occurs when a once-successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.
In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose. However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope. After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.
In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots. I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path. And MK’s doing really well. But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans. Also the coke.”
Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra. ”This time it’s different. He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet. ”I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration. Yessir. I can’t wait.”
–BLAKEBUCK
Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D, order a new Zone of the Enders project, symptoms
and a Silent Hill HD Collection. Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, Mrs. Konami.
At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken. This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.
During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob. But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.
“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times. There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War. And Shattered Soldier. Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.
While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”. It occurs when a once-successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.
In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose. However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope. After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.
In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots. I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path. And MK’s doing really well. But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans. Also the coke.”
Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra. ”This time it’s different. He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet. ”I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration. Yessir. I can’t wait.”
–BLAKEBUCK
Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D, generic
a new Zone of the Enders project, what is ed
and a Silent Hill HD Collection. Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, Mrs. Konami.
At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken. This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.
During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob. But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.
“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times. There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War. And Shattered Soldier. Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.
While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”. It occurs when a once-successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.
In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose. However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope. After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.
In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots. I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path. And MK’s doing really well. But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans. Also the coke.”
Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra. ”This time it’s different. He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet. ”I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration. Yessir. I can’t wait.”
–BLAKEBUCK
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Judgement: Hydrophobia (360/PS3/PC)
Discussion: BDPE’s E3 Predictions
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For the past 5+ years The Best Damn Podcast Ever has been bringing a very unique spin on the video gaming industry to anyone with ears and would listen. Blake Buck, information pills Justin Fic, price and William Miller have become known as the “Lords of Gaming” by their fans and beloved by anyone that takes the time to listen.
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News: LodSys the Latest Company to Violate the DBAD License – Justin Fic preps his favorite projectile, Angry Birds Sells Over 200 Million Units – a number that took Mario 27 years to reach, Secret Nintendo Console Leak?, Playstation Network Still Struggling, Gears of War 3 has Most Sucessful Beta of All Time?, and Used Games Destroying Console Gaming.
Mini-Judgement: LA Noire (360/PS3) – Video Review Coming Soon?
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invited everyone you ever knew. You would see the biggest gift would be from me, discount
and the card attached would say…
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News: LodSys the Latest Company to Violate the DBAD License – Justin Fic preps his favorite projectile, anorexia
Angry Birds Sells Over 200 Million Units – a number that took Mario 27 years to reach, Secret Nintendo Console Leak?, Playstation Network Still Struggling, Gears of War 3 has Most Sucessful Beta of All Time?, and Used Games Destroying Console Gaming.
Mini-Judgement: LA Noire (360/PS3) – Video Review Coming Soon?
If you have any feedback, send your email to feedback at best damn podcast ever dot com, call the listener line at 845-BATTLE-9, or head over to the forums.
Thank you for being a friend. Traveled down the road and back again. Your heart is true, sales
you’re a pal and a confidant. And if you through a party, invited everyone you ever knew, you would see the biggest gift would be from me. And the card attached would say…
Thank you for being a friend.
News: LodSys the Latest Company to Violate the DBAD License – Justin Fic preps his favorite projectile, Angry Birds Sells Over 200 Million Units – a number that took Mario 27 years to reach, Secret Nintendo Console Leak?, Playstation Network Still Struggling, Gears of War 3 has Most Sucessful Beta of All Time?, and Used Games Destroying Console Gaming.
Mini-Judgement: LA Noire (360/PS3) – Video Review Coming Soon?
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Thank you for being a friend. Traveled down the road and back again. Your heart is true, prostate
you’re a pal and a confidant. And if you through a party, neuropathologist
invited everyone you ever knew, you would see the biggest gift would be from me. And the card attached would say…
Thank you for being a friend.
News: LodSys the Latest Company to Violate the DBAD License – Justin Fic preps his favorite projectile, Angry Birds Sells Over 200 Million Units – a number that took Mario 27 years to reach, Secret Nintendo Console Leak?, Playstation Network Still Struggling, Gears of War 3 has Most Sucessful Beta of All Time?, and Used Games Destroying Console Gaming.
Mini-Judgement: LA Noire (360/PS3) – Video Review Coming Soon?
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News: Playstation 4 Rumors, NGP Stats Nerfed, Sony Sales Down and PSN Not Fully Functional, Alone in the Dark Remake Remade, and Mortal Kombat DLC Announced.
Mini-Judgement: Mortal Kombat (360/PS3)
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Everybody makes mistakes. If you’re Kaz Hirai, vitamin
it’s unveiling a game console with weak launch titles and an extremely high price, look coupled with bad presentation skills and the permanent nature of the internet. If you’re Blake Buck, it’s playing a Mortal Kombat drinking game before you head out to a big concert, coupled with poor reasoning skills and proximity to breakable objects.
News: Playstation 4 Rumors, NGP Stats Nerfed, Sony Sales Down and PSN Not Fully Functional, Alone in the Dark Remake Remade, and Mortal Kombat DLC Announced.
Mini-Judgement: Mortal Kombat (360/PS3)
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Konami unveiled several secrets earlier today its pre-E3 press event: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D, treat
a new Zone of the Enders project, and a Silent Hill HD Collection. Yet perhaps the biggest secret remained unanswered – the continued rumors of brutality against adoring Contra fan and wife, Mrs. Konami.
At the press event Mrs. Konami, who wore a large hat and glasses in a vain attempt to hide bruises about her face, looked visibly shaken. This, just two weeks after an anonymous source alleged that Konami frequently relishes in the masochistic beating of those who love Contra the most.
During the conclusion of the trailer, as a fireball crisscrossed the screen and formed the iconic flaming C logo, Mrs. Konami shrieked, “Not again!” and began to sob. But she quickly gained her composure, and after the event was timidly optimistic during an interview.
“Sure, he’s relapsed a few times. There was Neo Contra, and Contra: Legacy of War. And Shattered Soldier. Sweet Jesus, I forgot about Shattered Soldier,” Mrs. Konami said as she shuddered, looking nervously around the room.
While reports are still unconfirmed, experts believe that abuse may be occurring due to a psychological affliction known as “series sadism disorder”. It occurs when a once-successful intellectual property has failed to reboot so many times, the publisher begins taking its aggressions out on fans directly.
In recent years the disorder has overcome many once-popular franchises, resulting in the 2009 ‘Sonic Snuff Scandal’ involving the alleged beating and rape of Amy Rose. However, for some collapsed franchises, there’s hope. After years of rehabilitation, WB Games was able to successfully revive the Mortal Kombat series.
In a telephone interview, Mortal Kombat creator Ed Boon offered sympathy, saying “It’s hard to do – but you have to bring the franchise back to it’s roots. I put out complete shit for 15 years, and loved every minute of it. Now, though, I’ve found the path. And MK’s doing really well. But damn do I miss wasting money and disappointing fans. Also the coke.”
Still, despite the rumors and defeated appearance, Mrs. Konami remains optimistic for Contra. ”This time it’s different. He says he’s finally found his peace with his maker – whoever that is now, he’s had so many,” she said, staring down at her feet. ”I’m crossing my fingers for the rumored Kinect integration. Yessir. I can’t wait.”
–BLAKEBUCK
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This week we are graced by the presence of the mighty BEN BUCK DOUBLE B! He shares with us his thoughts on gaming, public health his experiences with the ladies, information pills and something about the barracks. Also this week, Kaz Harai replaces Ken Kutaragi and no one notices, the leaked Gears of War script already sucks, and Call of Duty goes back to the future.
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